Chapter 823: Reward!
was actually despised by a monkey for cultivation, Qin Bei was really depressed.
However, depression is depressed, in fact, Qin Bei's cultivation is really inferior to this monkey, and there is no way to refute it if he is despised.
"I know, isn't it just makeup and PS, why wait for the Jindan period to cultivate." Qin Bei said.
The monkey sneered: "You also underestimate the disguise technique of the Jindan period, it's not the same thing at all." You wait! ”
After the monkey finished speaking, he jumped off Qin Bei's shoulder, and his figure shook.
Bang!
A cloud of white smoke flashed.
When the white smoke cleared, a little girl carved in pink appeared on the ground, about eleven or twelve years old.
"Hey,!" Qin Da was taken aback, not only Qin Da was taken aback, but even Tang Xiaotian was taken aback.
Is this Nima a transfiguration? This is clearly seventy-two to change well!!
"I'll go, no clothes!" The little girl who turned into a monkey rushed into Qin Bei's arms.
Qin Bei immediately took out a set of clothes from the mustard seed ring - it was Su Xiaobei who had deposited it with him a long time ago, and it was casually thrown into the mustard seed ring by Qin Bei.
It's Su Xiaobei's clothes, Su Xiaobei's girl is older than Qin Bei, but the whole person looks like a junior high school student, likes to wear all kinds of school uniforms, except for the part of the chest that is relatively large, the rest is not much different from a fifteen or sixteen child, wear it to this monkey, although it is still a little bigger, but it is better than nothing.
"Wait for me in a moment." The monkey said, scurrying into the mustard ring, getting dressed, and then scurrying out again.
On the one hand, Qin Bei was deeply shocked by the "disguise technique" or transformation technique of this Jindan period monkey, and on the other hand, "Nima...... You're a mother! ”
"Female!" The monkey corrected and said, after becoming a little girl, her lips were red and her teeth were white, and her golden hair disappeared, and she was quite suitable for wearing Su Xiaobei's clothes.
Qin Bei instantly felt a little ruined, a monkey in the Jindan period, a Nima with an open mouth and a closed mouth, the monkey I wiped was actually a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, is there anything more unreliable in this world than this?
"You can't be a transfiguration of your gender, are you?" Qin Bei asked.
"Fart, I'm a woman." The monkey said with some disdain.
"How do I feel like you, once, stood up and peeed?" Qin Bei asked, this observation angle is really extraordinary.
"Have you ever seen a monkey crouching and peeing?" The monkey asked, "Either male or female...... Female? ”
Qin Bei thought for a while and said, "I really haven't seen it yet!" ”
The monkey sneered, "Isn't this the end?" ”
Tang Xiaotian has been watching quietly from the side, since entering the foundation building period, his ability to accept some strange things has become much stronger, so he has no pressure to turn a monkey into a little girl.
Tang Xiaotian dragged Qin Bei aside and whispered, "You were teased by the monkey." ”
Qin Bei was puzzled: "How can you see it?" ”
Tang Xiaotian said: "Let me tell you, the monkey Nima is all squatting and urinating...... Because the monkeys don't walk upright......"
Qin Bei: "......"
"Hey, I'll give you a name." Qin Bei said to the monkey.
The monkey blinked and said, "Cheng, what's it called?" ”
The reason why Qin Bei wanted to name this monkey was mainly because this was the first time he knew that this monkey was actually a female ...... Female, female, always monkey monkey bark, it's a little inappropriate, it's a little inappropriate, it's called the Great Sage, it seems to be a little inappropriate.
"It's called Xiaohua?"
“……”
The monkey stared at Qin Bei deadly.
Qin Bei smiled awkwardly: "Why don't you have a surname with Hou Yuqian, just call Hou Yumao?" Hou badminton? ”
Monkey: "......"
"Let's call Hou Yuwei." Tang Xiaotian interjected.
The monkey's eyes lit up, "That's the name."
"I rub, I can't see it, you kid still has a talent for names." Qin Bei said in surprise.
Tang Xiaotian said embarrassedly: "A girl I had a crush on before was called this name......
Qin Bei: "......"
The monkey clutched his chest: "You won't have any intentions on me, will you?" I warn you, your cultivation is not as good as mine! ”
Qin Bei: "......"
Tang Xiaotian: "......"
A few minutes later.
Qin Bei finally figured out why the monkey ...... Well, with the consent of the monkey himself, he said that if Tang Xiaotian had no intentions for her, she would still be willing to accept the name Hou Yuwei...... Qin Bei finally figured out why Hou Yuwei said that when she was in the mustard seed ring space, she could feel a trace of familiar qi.
It was easy to pass through the crowd, and the coercion of the three of Qin Bei inadvertently made the crowd of onlookers automatically get out of the way.
Qin Bei saw it at this time, but it was a small stall performing juggling on the street.
The stall owner holds a small thin chain in his hand, and the other end of the chain is tied to the neck of a monkey.
"Come, give a New Year's greeting to the villagers!"
The little monkey man stood up and folded his hands.
The crowd of onlookers immediately laughed, "What a cute little monkey!" ”
"Here, do a somersault for the fathers!" The stall owner waved his whip.
There was a look of fear in the monkey's eyes, and he turned his head several times in succession.
Immediately, the monkey picked up a porcelain bowl and began to ask for money in a circle.
As a result, as soon as they saw that the money was being collected, the onlookers all disappeared.
In the porcelain bowl, only seven yuan and eight cents were harvested in the end.
"Damn monkeys! Makes you lazy! ”
The stall owner swung his whip and whipped it on the monkey, and it was dripping with blood!
The monkey squeaked! Grimacing at the stall owner!
"You dare to make a face at me!" The stall owner was furious, and whipped the monkey one whip after another!
"Squeak squeak......" The monkey rolls on the ground in pain!
"Stop!" Hou Yuwei scolded lightly and grabbed the stall owner's whip!
"Whose child, so ignorant, take it away quickly!" When the stall owner saw that the one who grabbed his whip was actually a little girl carved in pink, he couldn't help but shout angrily. Dragged it into his arms hard, but he couldn't pull it at all - just kidding, although Hou Yuwei's real body is also a monkey, but after all, it is a monkey in the foundation building period, and he looks like he is twelve or thirteen years old, in fact, Qin Bei speculates that at least he has to be at the level of an old monster who is five hundred years old or older, how can an ordinary mortal be able to compete with her?
"Hey, little girl, I warn you, I teach my monkey that it has nothing to do with you, let go quickly!" The stall owner said angrily.
"You don't feed him, you abuse him, you don't deserve to be a human being!" Hou Yuwei said angrily!
"Who said that! I even gave him three peaches in the morning! The stall owner's eyes rolled with a purr: "Do you know how much peaches cost a pound now?" That's not enough change to buy it peaches! ”
"You're lying! You didn't give him anything to eat at all! In the morning he drank only a little dirty water in the stinking gutter! Hou Yuwei said angrily.
The stall owner was taken aback and said how do you know?
"How do I know, you must ask? He said it himself! Hou Yuwei pointed to the monkey and said.
"Squeak!" The monkey cried out in distress.
"Little girl, don't joke here, you can understand the monkey's words?" The stall owner couldn't help but smile and said, "Then you say, where did this monkey come from?" ”
Hou Yuwei's eyes were cold.
Crouched down and pointed at the monkey.
"Squeak!" Hou Yuwei said.
The monkey immediately said, "Squeak squeak!" ”
"He said, you got caught him by putting a trap on the mountain and breaking his hind legs!" Hou Yuwei said coldly.
"Ga ......" The stall owner's eyes instantly widened: "You...... How do you know? ”
Qin Bei stepped forward, patted the stall owner on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, let's do it, how much is this monkey, I'll buy it." ”
The stall owner glared and said, "I won't sell it for any amount of money!" I've trained it to this extent, I'm easy on me! I'm still pointing to this monkey for retirement! ”
"Really not for sale? I'll give 20,000 yuan. ”
"No...... Don't sell! It's hard work for me to train this monkey, and it's very expensive......"
"Fifty thousand."
"It's not about money, gentleman...... You ......"
"One hundred thousand!"
"Deal!" The stall owner spread his hands: "Take the money." ”
Qin Bei was about to pay money, but Hou Yuwei stopped in front of Qin Bei: "You can't give him money!" Not a penny! ”
"Hey, you little dead girl, I've put up with you for a long time, don't delay Lao Tzu's business here!"
The stall owner said angrily and pushed Hou Yuwei.
Hou Yuwei's flexible side of the body flashed away, and an angry look appeared in her eyes!
"Squeak!" Hou Yuwei entered a state of rage, too lazy to speak, and smashed a fist on the stall owner's eye socket.
Bang!
The stall owner fell down.
"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited...... Qin Bei hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him.
"Get out of the way! I'm going to kill him!" Hou Yuwei's figure flickered, and she returned to her original body, and a big monkey with golden hair appeared in front of everyone in an instant!
The probe touched his ears and eyes, "Stick, get longer!" ”
Brush!
A stick of one meter seven or eight long appeared in the palm of his hand in an instant, and a stick smashed down at the stall owner!
The stall owner had just recovered from being smashed in the eye socket, and he saw a golden retriever monkey carrying a stick and smashing it down at him, and he was so frightened that he became incontinent: "Senior brother, don't do it, I'm Bajie......"
I was so scared that I couldn't even speak!
"Vivi!" Seeing this, Qin Bei and Tang Xiaotian hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade them.
Bang!
Hou Yuwei shifted slightly, and smashed a stick on the ground beside the stall owner.
Rumble!
Smoke and dust rose everywhere, a crack two meters long and two fingers wide, and Carrara instantly appeared on the concrete floor!
As soon as the stall owner turned around and saw the crack, he rolled his eyes in fright and fainted completely.
"Wait a moment for my grandson!"
Hou Yuwei put away the stick, summoned a somersault cloud, pulled the chain around the monkey's neck, and took the monkey up the somersault cloud, and instantly drifted away!
"Hey,! What do I see! ”
"I can see such a wonderful performance at a roadside stall, Nima doesn't have any crew filming a big scene, right?"
"I'm rubbing, it's cool to watch! How did you get this? ”
"Crackling!"
"Look!"
The crowd of onlookers crackled and threw a lot of banknotes, and there were more than ten bills in 100 denominations.
The corners of Qin Bei's mouth twitched, and he clenched his fists and arched his hands: "Fathers, thank you!" ”
"Yes, yes, one more!"