Chapter 6: Eating the Human Fruit
Because it was a little late, he packed up his equipment and went to sleep. At 6 o'clock the next morning, Wang Hao got up on time, took out a tube of nutrient solution for breakfast, and drank it while looking at the official website and forum of "Nine Songs".
Soon, a pinned post entered Wang Hao's sight.
Comment at the top: "The most bullish merchant player sends benefits, and is angry for the interests of ordinary players, and is angry about eternal glory!" 》
There's not much else to say below, just one video that takes up most of the space.
I don't know who is so boring, Wang Hao has been recording videos since he first started selling, and it didn't end until he went offline.
Message:
Editor: Please watch the video
Sofa: Rub, Level 3 weapons are only sold for three copper coins! Why didn't I get this kind of good thing? Even if it's all-inclusive, you can make a lot of money by recycling it!
Bench: My friend bought it, and now he's showing it off to me, and the third-level big sword is handsome.
Floor: Not only did he not buy it, but he also dared to talk to the president of the First Guild of the National Costume like this, aren't the people in the video afraid of retaliation?
Fourth floor: Reply to the third floor, take revenge on a fart, will bully us ordinary players all day long, what is there to be afraid of the white chopping chicken that is eliminated in the first round of every game, you have the ability to bite me!
Fifth Floor: It's such a dick, having such a conscientious businessman is simply a blessing for civilians, add me as a friend, and I will definitely support your business in the future!
Sixth floor: hype SB, identification completed
Seventh floor: Upstairs is SB, you have the ability to hype.
Eighth floor: Reply to the seventh floor, I scolded your father? So protector?
Ninth floor: Reply to the eighth floor, everyone looks at his dynamics, he is a sand sculpture keyboard warrior, what to spray when you see it.
Tenth floor: Reply to the ninth floor, I saw it, it's really, maybe the keyboard man threw the baby away when he gave birth and raised a golden keyboard.
Eleventh Floor: Reply to the ninth floor, your mother is dead! Stupid!
Twelfth floor: Reply to the eleventh floor, dead family things, you son of a bitch!
Thirteenth floor: Reply to the twelfth floor, that's a good point, but you are not allowed to insult the dog!
Thirteenth Floor: Reply to the Twelfth Floor, this is the worst time a dog has ever been hacked!
Fourteenth floor: Si mom dog lovers get out of the forum! Room No. 605, live broadcast tonight to skin your parents alive and eat your parents' meat!
Fifteenth floor: Reply to the fourteenth floor, eat your grandparents?
Sixteenth floor: Reply to the fourteenth floor, eat your mother!
Seventeenth floor: Dog lovers are out, leaving no grass behind!
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532nd Floor: The equipment I bought from him was scrapped after only three monsters!
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Someone finally found out that there was a problem with the equipment sold by Wang Hao, but no one paid attention to him at all, and most of the online games were already immersed in the pleasure of crazy spraying each other.
Some people originally just wanted to take a good look at the forum, but they were blushed and red by the keyboard chivalry, and it was difficult to breathe, and gradually began to spray each other with them, becoming a low-profile version of the keyboard man, troll.
These people thought they were squirting a lot, but they didn't know that they were angry enough, and the guy across the keyboard was probably already happy.
And Wang Hao watched these people scolding the street under his video, but he didn't have any emotional fluctuations, but kept scanning these scolding comments, thinking about which ones were more likely to be human fruits.
Although Wang Hao has been dealing with human fruit for many years, Huaxia has been a big country with no quality since ancient times because of the population base problem.
So many times, Wang Hao can't simply confirm whether a person is a human fruit or not, he can only be listed as a suspect object, and then find a way to get close to him, when the leather knife disguised as a watch in his hand will turn red, and the appearance of the human fruit will be realized on the dial.
In order to more easily identify the target, Wang Hao divided the situation that is most likely to be a human fruit according to the judgment basis of the 23rd century.
1. "Greetings" to the editor's mental illness for no reason
2. When you see a disagreeing comment, you start scolding the dog on the street
3. Thinking that our country is invincible, other countries are shit, and saying that other countries are good are traitors who hinder the country
4. When you see someone else showing your dog, the first time you ask what kind of online "filial son" you are to your parents
There are also some relatively low possibilities, such as scolding "sissies" on the Internet all day long, in Wang Hao's view, this is just a group of people who want to make hot comments and have no brains, and can only win the likes and support of the same brainless netizens through brainless spraying.
Then there are the so-called dog lovers and traitors, Wang Hao has no good impression of them, and he doesn't hate them, he is here to deal with the human fruit, all mankind is going to be destroyed, who cares if you like cats or dogs, or love whether you are patriotic or not?
In the end, Wang Hao determined the first goal, that is, the sixth floor under the comments, the Confucian, who fought against thousands of netizens on his own, against the "Qianlong Emperor of the Qing Dynasty" with thousands of netizens.
As long as he is found, Wang Hao will be able to start his own human fruit cleaning activities, and he can also solve today's lunch and dinner!
Yes, human fruit is edible, and not only does it not taste bloody, but it is also quite sweet and refreshing, and its nutritional value is six times that of durian!
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It was midday under the scorching sun, and the location was in the slum of the city of SH.
A thin old woman pushes a trolley full of goods and walks uphill with great difficulty.
Her name is Chen Yueying, and she is a hard-working woman.
When she was eight years old, Chen Yueying was sold by her parents to someone else's family as a child daughter-in-law, she endured the bullying of her husband and in-laws, and finally survived for decades and raised an excellent and filial son.
She was supposed to be blessed for a few years, but who knows, her son was hated by a large number of keyboard warriors because of a speech about maintaining the network environment, and they got together and conspired for more than three months, and finally succeeded in causing a car accident that killed him.
The son died, and the daughter-in-law left the child the next day and went to other cities to find a new love.
Her wife has Alzheimer's disease, her grandson has not yet been weaned, and the burden of life once again weighs on her narrow and thin shoulders.
Chen Yueying is already old, and this heavy burden is not something she can afford at all, so many times, she wants to commit suicide to free herself.
Fortunately, Chen Yueying's son raised a golden retriever named Kangxi before his death, it is very humane, after an accident at home, he will go out every day to pick up water bottles and waste paper, and can also help Chen Yueying pull a car.
Its mouth is not big, the scrap it picks up can't be sold for a few dollars, it is skinny, and it doesn't use much force when pulling the car, but it can make Chen Yueying not feel lonely, and it is also the only person Chen Yueying confides in when she is sad.
But today, a not-so-tall figure appeared in front of them, blocking their way.
This person is Wang Hao's target today, Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, and his original destiny is Zhang Zizhu.
Zhang Zizhu is an unemployed vagrant, who has been spoiled by his parents since he was a child, so that he has no ability to work in his forties.
After the death of his parents, he and a group of "friends" spent their daily drinking and playing, and soon spent the inheritance left by his parents.
Without money, his friends left him one after another, and Zhang Zizhu slowly became more and more extreme and crazy.
He didn't have any ability to make money, and he was timid and lazy, so he hit the idea on pet dogs and pet cats.
They don't bite at will, it's not dangerous, and it's meat, so he always has some poison on hand, and when he sees a lonely pet dog or pet cat, he will come up to it, strangle or poison it, and then drag it home to eat meat.
Stray cats, stray dogs, pet cats, pet dogs, and even guide dogs have all been poisoned by Zhang Zizhu, if it weren't for the stricter supervision of police dogs and military dogs, he might really try all means to kill him.
Because he is too stupid, he is often caught showing up, and he will be beaten every time, so he hates cats, dogs and pet people more and more, thinking that people who like animals must not love people, and must regard cats and dogs as ancestors, and he is a good person who does the right thing for heaven.
And today, he set his sights on Chen Yueying, who often passes by here with Kangxi, he wants to eat a meal of dog meat, and he has to get rid of the social "dregs" of raising dogs for the society.
He glanced at Kangxi, who was desperately pulling the car, and sneered: "Old immortal, who gave you the power to let you raise a dog?" If you can't support yourself, you still have to raise a father, do you keep it for the night? ”
As he spoke, he kicked over Chen Yueying's car, and the things in the car overturned to the ground.
"Lao Tzu let you raise a dog, let you raise a dog, let you raise a dog!" Zhang Zizhu kicked the thin Chen Yueying to the ground and didn't stop, picked up a wooden stick from the ground and slapped it on Chen Yueying's back.
"You shameless old lady, you still have dogs, all dogs should eat dog meat!" The wooden strip hit Chen Yueying's back at once, and Chen Yueying, who had no strength, could only curl up in a ball and be beaten passively.
"Wang!"
At this time, Kangxi rushed over and stood between Zhang Zizhu and Chen Yueying.
"Made, you dog still dare to murder me!" Zhang Zizhu's face was hideous, and he picked up the wooden stick in his hand and pumped it at its head.
Seeing that the master was beaten by this madman, Kangxi's eyes were already full of anger, and he slapped Zhang Zizhu hard, snorted, and then rushed up and bit Zhang Zizhu's calf.
"Ah, the dog bites, the dog bites!" Zhang Zizhu screamed in pain, "This dead old lady's dog has bitten people for no reason, is there anyone who cares!" ”
"You scumbag!"
Zhang Zizhu was still shouting loudly, and Wang Hao, who was clenched with his fists, suddenly appeared behind him.
"Someone's coming, someone's coming!" Zhang Zizhu didn't realize that Wang Hao was talking about himself, and he thought that the scum Wang Hao said was Chen Yueying, who raised dogs.
He shouted excitedly: "I said it all, dogs are time bombs, no matter how docile dogs will bite sooner or later, and dog owners are not a good thing." Look, I'm just passing by, and this dog suddenly comes out of the grass and bites me, it must be a mad dog......"
Before he finished speaking, a fist suddenly smashed into Zhang Zizhu's face, making him swallow the rest of the words back into his stomach.
"After living for so many years, it's the first time I've seen a dregs of society like you." Wang Hao tried his best to restrain his anger, grabbed Zhang Zizhu's shoulder, and looked at him.
"Goo-dong!" Looking at Wang Hao's eyes full of murderous intent, Zhang Zizhu swallowed his saliva violently, and subconsciously asked: "You, don't mess around, tell you, I, I am the left protector of the Yulin Divine Sect, and there are thousands of sect members under me, if I have three longs and two shorts, they will definitely not let you go!" ”
The Yulin Divine Cult is a post on a certain post bar that specializes in discussing things like poisoning dogs and harming dogs, and touting each other. In short, it's just a group of rhapsodic people who are as timid as rats and can only take their dogs to get angry, and even if they are all public, they will have no impact on society.
"Heh, Yulin Divine Sect, I really want to see it!" Wang Hao sneered and took out a dagger and opened a big hole in Zhang Zizhu's back, and then, he reached in and took out a large spine!
"Kill, kill, kill......"
Zhang Zizhu shouted like a pig, but his voice became smaller and quieter, and soon disappeared completely.
It is very difficult to distinguish the human body fruit from a normal person, and the only way to make the human body fruit realize its original form is to take out their spine, so that their body will quickly harden and return to the touch of fruit.
"I can finally eat some normal food." Wang Hao tore off Zhang Zizhu's arm and bit it hard, and the fragrant and crispy sweet feeling suddenly filled his mouth.
He smiled brightly.