"After demoting me to the lower realm, the military power of the Tianhe Water Army was handed over to the Jade Emperor, it was really killing two birds with one stone, even if it was that day, I didn't bump into the Jade Emperor molesting Chang'e, even if I sat back and watched that day, the final disaster would come to me, and it was not a matter of one or two days that the Jade Emperor wanted that military power. I'm a superficial scenery, but in fact, I'm walking on thin ice. ”

"The puppet is innocent and guilty, that's the truth, as long as you have the military power in your hands for a day, he will be afraid of you for a day, if he feels a threat to him, it will be a matter of time before you are eliminated." Xiao Linxuan added.

The pig just tugged at the corners of his mouth and laughed self-deprecatingly.

"That's right, in addition to the Tianhe Water Army in my hands, the military power of the Heavenly Court is the Heavenly Soldiers in the hands of Li Jing and Li Tianwang. Originally, the two of us restrained each other, probably because the Jade Emperor felt that it was safer to put the military power in his own hands. Zhu Gangguan suddenly remembered that when he had just been canonized as Marshal Tianhe Tianpeng.

I always remember that on that day, the Jade Emperor was dressed in a bright yellow robe, and his eyes were almost unable to open when he was pierced by thousands of rays of light behind him.

He was wearing mighty armor, and behind him was an army of 80,000 sailors, and the Jade Emperor personally handed over the military power to himself

He also specially instructed himself and Li Jing's father and son to restrain each other, and to check and balance the military power, so that he could rest assured that he had always been on his side.

It is estimated that the same is true for Li Jing.

Since ancient times, they have been accompanied by kings like tigers, or they are too stupid.

Now it seems that it is really ironic, he doesn't believe that his reincarnation as a pig fetus is an accident, maybe it is all controlled by the Jade Emperor behind his back, and he will never pose a threat to him when he becomes a monster and is spurned.

Xiao Linxuan looked at Zhu Gangguan with a sarcastic look on his face, and said, "Zhu Gangguan, keep talking, the point has not been said yet." ”

Zhu Gangguan sighed and continued, "Since the Jade Emperor reincarnated me as a pig's womb, then I will become a gluttonous, lustful, and lazy monster as he wishes, and act as powerful in this mortal world. I found a place to live in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, and once accidentally passed by Gao Laozhuang and rescued Miss Gao under the hands of a spirit. From the very beginning, Miss Gao knew that I was not a mortal, and then came to Gao Laozhuang to work, and after a long time, who knew that Master Gao actually wanted to marry Miss Gao to me. How can I delay Miss Lady with a pig essence, I tried everything to get rid of it to no avail, and finally I had no choice but to make this decision, pretending to drink too much at the wedding, revealing the prototype. ”

Miss Gao on the side was holding the handkerchief tightly in her hand, her brows were tightly locked, these two people, Xiao Linxuan smashed her mouth when she saw it.

"Originally, I wanted to go back to Yunzhan Cave after the wedding. However, Miss Gao said that if I didn't marry her, his father would marry her to someone else, and she didn't want to let her fate be in the hands of other people, and live a life of looking at people's faces. So, we came up with the idea that I would come once a month, but we never crossed the line, and we talked all night. ”

After listening, Xiao Linxuan looked at Miss Gao's reaction and laughed in his heart.

You stupid pig, Master Gao only has this one daughter, how can he marry his daughter, of course he is recruiting someone.

Miss Gao said this because she didn't want you to leave, people like you.

On the big night, I asked you to come to the room, just to talk to you?

You are still so proud and talk all night, no wonder it is a pig fetus, and it is not without reason.

"Then have you ever thought about how you will marry Miss Gao in the future, do you plan to let her live in Gao Laozhuang for the rest of her life?" Xiao Linxuan got up and walked to Miss Gao.

said to Gao Cuilan, "Why are you doing this? If you stay for a while, you can't stay for a lifetime. ”

Gao Cuilan didn't speak, but just lowered her head vigorously, and the handkerchief in her hand was about to break.

Xiao Linxuan sighed helplessly, these two people, what should I say.

"I hope that this brother will not tell Master Gao about this, otherwise, Miss Gao will be involved. This matter was originally inconsiderate by my pig, maybe from the very beginning, it was wrong, I shouldn't have come to Gao Laozhuang. Zhu Gangguan hugged his fist at Xiao Linxuan, lowered his head and said sincerely.

The corners of Xiao Linxuan's mouth were slightly hooked upward, looking at Zhu Gangguan from top to bottom, the light in his eyes flowed, and he didn't know what bad idea he was fighting.

"Has Heavenly Court sent someone to look for you?"

Zhu Gangguan's body was stunned, he didn't expect that even the other party knew about it, and slowly raised his body and looked at Xiao Linxuan.

said, "Yes, a month ago, Tai Bai Xing once approached me and asked me to protect a person to learn from the West. said that in the near future, he would pass by Gao Laozhuang and let me wait patiently here and recognize him as a master. At that time, I was still very puzzled, if I wanted to spread the scriptures, the Buddha of the Western Heaven could send one person to send it, why bother to let a mortal go to the West Heaven to get it. ”

Xiao Linxuan smiled knowingly, hid his face with the fan in his hand, and said with a smile, "You don't understand this, this is a great plan for learning from the scriptures that Rulai and Heavenly Court have put together, and there are a lot of things involved." ”

Looking up at Pig Gangguan, those eyes were extremely sharp, as if they could see through everything in this world.

"What else did Tai Bai Xing say?"

Zhu Gangguan, who looked at this eye, was shocked, lowered his eyes and pondered for a while, but decided to tell the truth.

He also told me to watch the group of people who learned scriptures from the west and let me play freely. Actually, I originally wanted to refuse, but who knew that it was too much of Platinum Star's coercion and temptation, and all means were used, and in the end I could only agree to him. ”

Xiao Linxuan laughed, that day the court chose Zhu Gangguan as a member of the scriptures, but it was just to see that he was lustful and lazy, and let such a person become a monk, wouldn't that kill him.

In this way, how could Zhu Gangguan willingly escort Tang Seng, and if he had a big fart, he would have to share his luggage and go back to Gao Laozhuang.

This heavenly court has a good calculation, and it is very free to play. This pig Gangguan was originally a person from the Heavenly Court, and it was convenient to control him.

Tai Bai Xing is the younger brother of Taishang Laojun, I really can't understand that Taishang Laojun, such a literary and Buddhist immortal, would have such a thoughtful younger brother.

The dragon gave birth to nine sons, all of them had nine different appearances, Xiao Linxuan sighed helplessly, just hoping that Taishang Laojun would not be affected by his younger brother and lose his heart.

"And what do you think?" Xiao Linxuan asked.

"Eh, this." Zhu Gangguan hesitated for a long time, sighed, and replied, "I don't know, since I promised, of course I have to fulfill my promise and wait for the arrival of that person here." ”

From this point of view, this pig Gangguan is actually a malleable talent, where is it as unsightly as in the TV series.

Since it is a usable talent, of course, it must be used for yourself.

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