Chapter 286 The Internet addict who can't keep up with the times, Shengmi En's fight against Mi Hat

"Wait, don't hang up the phone just yet."

After talking about Captain America's condition, Black Widow immediately mentioned Iron Man and Hulk: "Is there anything you can tell me about Stark and Banner's 'big adventure'?" ”

Of course, Insaint understood that Black Widow was talking about Betty Ross, the red giant, and it was clear that Tony Stark had already informed S.H.I.E.L.D. of yesterday's experiment as planned.

"You're asking the wrong person."

Insante makes no secret of the fact that he is a scientific idiot: "I'm just Betty Rose's 'life support device', and while I did witness the whole experiment, don't you really think I can figure out what they did at the level of principle......

"I didn't ask you if the science is good......

S.H.I.E.L.D. apparently didn't trust Ni Stark's words lightly, and Black Widow blatantly tested Insente: "What I want to know is, if they don't have you, can their experiment succeed?" ”

"How do I know?"

Because Shengte has already taken the blame for Iron Man and Hulk, and he feels that he has exhausted his benevolence and righteousness, where is he willing to bother to lie for them at this time: "I told you that I don't understand the principle, what do you expect me to use to deduce the conclusion?" ”

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Black Widow was on the other side of the phone, rolling her eyes that were invisible to Insainte: "Well, when I shouldn't have asked!" I'll keep in touch with you on Rogers' side. ”

β€œOK,CIAO。” (Transliterated as 'pretty oh', in Italian, it means 'hello' and 'goodbye.') οΌ‰

β€œCIAOοΌŸβ€

"Is it good to keep up with the times, young people are saying so now."

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The black widow hung up the phone silently, her teeth itching with indignation, if this was said by someone else, she might not think much about it, but since it came out of Insente's mouth, it must be mocking her age......

Damn bastards!

In this world, there are not many people who can make Black Widow helpless, and Insainte, who has a cheap mouth and a big enough fist, is undoubtedly one of the flaunted figures......

After crushing the flat face that came to her mind that belonged to Insainte, and crushing it fiercely under her feet, Black Widow walked through the empty corridor and found the "living fossil" that really couldn't keep up with the times in a pleasant corner office.

"How's going on with our internet addicts?"

Hearing Black Widow tease, Steve Rogers looked up in front of a computer: "Internet addicted youth? Do you mean me? ”

"If you don't understand, then Google 'electroshock therapy'."

The black widow puffed out her cheeks slightly, looked at Steve who nodded to herself, and then returned to Steve on the computer screen, and suddenly pouted her lips rather bored: "You've been up for a day and a night, why don't you rest first, seventy years of history lessons can't be completed in one day." ”

"I'm not tired."

Steve really looked up electroshock therapy on the Internet, and after reading a few related news reports, he finally understood Black Widow's joke, and replied without looking back: "This has nothing to do with addiction, I can't go to Peggy without knowing anything." ”

"I don't think Ms. Carter could have been happier just to see you alive."

Black Widow pointed to the floor-to-ceiling window of the office: "Moreover, if you want to really understand the modern world, you have to go out and see, being an otaku is not the way." ”

"I will."

Steve nodded kindly, "When I'm ready." ”

……

Meanwhile, Old Bridge, New Mexico.

"I refuse."

Because the three words in Saint's mouth were clearly for Thor, his eyes at this time were fixed on Jane Foster, and he didn't have to think about it to know that Thor's request to "send us to Sandar Star" was definitely not for himself.

But no scientist is a master......

At the same time as Shengte said a word in his heart, he turned his gaze back to Thor's side, and he was not dissatisfied with the prince of Asgard, who grew up with a golden soup spoon and had long been accustomed to other people's requests for him: "Thor, you can figure it out, I am your friend, not your subordinate, and I am not a full-time driver to pick you up." ”

"Of course."

Thor frowned a little puzzled: "There is no doubt that you and I are equal. ”

"The behavior you show is not what you say."

Insainte pursed his lips, bit his accent and said, "I'm gone, you probably have forgotten that I still have to take care of Sif 'for you'." ”

"Wait ......"

Thor couldn't stop Insainte, who was leaving, and could only watch him disappear in front of him, and immediately looked at Jane Foster in confusion: "I don't understand, did I say something wrong?" ”

"It's not your fault......"

Jane Foster, who was the culprit, took the blame in hindsight: "It's mine, sorry, I should have thought that this request was too much." ”

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Thor frowned in silence, and didn't think clearly for a while: "Jane, why do you say that?" Although the star of Sandar is far away, for Lee, it is just a gesture. ”

"He may have done it easily, but ......"

Jane Foster bit her lip and paused slightly, then raised her head and handed her gaze to Thor: "After all, you are the heir to the throne of Asgard, we didn't think about him at all, will he feel embarrassed by doing this, between friends, it shouldn't be like this......"

With that, Jane Foster hugged Thor's waist and buried her head in his chest: "I'm sorry, it's all because of me that you guys are stiff." ”

"Don't say that."

Thor lowered his head and kissed Jane's forehead: "You made me realize that I should learn to empathize, this is a good wake-up call." ”

"Besides, Li is not a person who holds grudges, so it's not a big deal."

Thor, who said so, really didn't know much about the human being of Insainte......

"On Friday, give me a permanent block of Jane Foster's phone, check her assistant's number, and block me too!"

On the other hand, Insainte, who returned to New York, has already begun to be ruthless, and the text message he sent to Nick Fury is not just a joke, from the beginning, he brought Thor to Earth, just with the attitude of releasing him, and later he was willing to be a nanny for Sif Shif, all because her appearance is pleasing enough and her personality is quite likable.

It can only be said that Insente, who openly and secretly took advantage of Asgard, subconsciously had a compensatory psychology towards Thor, which led to Thor's illusion that "he is a very generous person......

However, no matter how much compensation psychology has, there is also a limit, when he received Thor's call earlier, because Shengte was already very reluctant in his heart, and after he went, he found out that Thor wanted to take his girlfriend on a trip? Missing a chauffeur to replace Heimdall?

EXCUSE ME?

Is this treating me as a sidekick?

Because Saint's idea is very simple, it is not as complicated as Jane Foster guessed, and it is purely that he does not want to get used to Thor's stinky problems, and it is very unwise to make a person have the mentality of "you should help me".

Thor, just in the name of God, is not a real God.