Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Art of Being Played With
The next morning, when Xiao Ming opened his eyes, he saw not sunlight, but a face with panda eyes.
"Holy!" Xiao Ming was frightened and ran away directly from Thor God.
Deidara looked at Xiao Ming, who suddenly disappeared, with a face full of resentment, "I studied all night, why the plane couldn't fly, why the tank couldn't move, and how the cannon fired shells!" ”
Xiao Ming's sentence "I rely on" played the role of an alarm clock, waking up the resting Scorpion and Ah Fei.
Looking at Deidara with a resentful face, Xiao Ming said helplessly, "Even if you don't understand, you can wait for me to get up and ask again!" There's no need to guard me! ”
Deidara also wanted to get close to Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming hurriedly stopped him, "Just say it there!" ”
"Xiao Mingjun ~ please! Be sure to teach me this! ”
Xiao Ming looked at the almost flattering Deidara, and felt if he had played him bad yesterday, why did he suddenly turn into Frankenstein.
"You take what I pinched yesterday, I'm giving you a makeover!"
Deidara took yesterday's plane and tank, and appeared in front of Xiao Ming with a speed almost like flying Thor, offering items with both hands, and his face was full of anticipation.
Xiao Ming is really afraid of him, he had to kill himself yesterday, and today it has become like this, does art really have such a great charm?
After taking a few things, Xiao Ming explained to Deidara while modifying it, "First of all, add a propeller to the front of the plane, and then you need to rotate at high speed after you make it bigger, so that you can almost fly!" I don't know the specifics, so it's up to you to do your own research. ”
"As for the tank, you can put a few wheels underneath it, and let it turn, and then you can move, and you can fire shells, you can launch them from this barrel, and it's up to you how you launch them."
"Art needs to be created by yourself, I can only give you some inspiration, real art, you still need to create yourself."
Deidara was puzzled by what she heard, but she nodded anyway and went to find a place to study on her own.
Ah Fei looked at Deidara who was leaving, then looked at Xiao Ming, turned his head and asked the scorpion, "How do I feel about Xiao Ming's senior, I didn't say anything!" ”
God knows what they said, eternity is art, and said to Ah Fei, "Prepare breakfast!" ”
Ah Fei looked at everyone, playing with himself, no one played with him at all, and he had to prepare breakfast for himself, completely treating himself as a nanny, sad!
Xiao Ming looked at Ah Fei, who was stunned, and said, "We are already very close to Sand Ninja Village, be careful of being discovered by the Sand Ninja Village patrol, you are responsible for guarding." ”
Ah Fei said innocently, "Don't I need to prepare breakfast?" It's still me who is on guard! ”
Xiao Ming closed his eyes and continued to rest, completely ignoring Ah Fei, who was whining.
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Funny meets the artist, lightning with sparks!
What was originally the task of two people to capture the tailed beast has become the task of four people traveling.
What tailed beasts, no tasks, are not as enjoyable as studying the art of explosions.
Deidara was completely fooled and lame by Xiao Ming, and the two of them are now improving Deidara's ultimate meaning - the C4 atomic bomb!
Xiao Ming's mouth has surpassed Naruto, and he has flickered Deidara, who advocates explosion as art, into a plasticine master, and distorted Deidara's idea of exploding art in that moment, and transformed it into a beautiful shape, and even more beautiful after the explosion.
For several days, Xiao Ming was discussing with Deidara what the clay looked like, what it became when it exploded, and what it looked like after the explosion was completed.
completely snubbed his new partner Ah Fei, and also ignored the scorpion, and lived a two-person world (it feels a little weird)!
In order to compete with Deidara for favor, Ah Fei taunted Deidara in his ear every day, and was often blown up.
The scorpion did not come out of the puppet, Xiao Ming told him the scorpion's little secret in order to divert Ah Fei's jealousy, and asked Ah Fei to harass the scorpion, successfully making the two fall in love and kill each other.
Deidara also improved the aircraft and tank through a few days, and learned many new shapes from Xiao Ming.
For example, a giant gorilla that explodes clay, for example, a humanoid Ultraman Tiga, as well as various dinosaurs and various fantasy creatures.
Deidara created a lot of monsters by himself, such as Ah Fei with four heads, a huge tailed beast with a Fei head, Xiao Ming also thought it was funny, and pinched a bikini of Jiraiya, and named these strange things deformed beauty.
But after a few days, Deidara became more interested in deformed things, and kept creating all kinds of strange creatures every day, and her personality was completely distorted by Xiao Ming.
Deidara and Xiao Ming are having fun, but the scorpion is now depressed to death, Ah Fei is endlessly harassing himself, and he even knows that he is in the puppet, and he is the one who robbed him of his dinner as soon as he appeared, and he doesn't know who recruited this bastard to the organization.
The scorpion came out of the puppet and looked at Ah Fei with a curious face, wanting to poison this bastard, but unfortunately he couldn't catch Ah Fei.
Deidara obviously doesn't care about the scorpion, nothing is interesting to study the clay shape now, Xiao Ming looks at the scorpion that comes out, and he doesn't feel anything, he nests in a puppet all day long, turning himself into a puppet, what can it mean!
got eternity, but also lost a lot of things, Xiao Ming's curiosity rose again, and asked the scorpion, "Scorpion, you made yourself a puppet, and your life has gained eternity, but the way you are now, how do you snap ~ pop ~ pop ~ ah!" ”
The appearance of the scorpion is still very cute, but unfortunately I don't understand what Xiao Ming said at all, "What is Papapa?" After asking, he looked confused.
Ah Fei also looked confused, and even Deidara, who was engaged in artistic creation, was full of curiosity, obviously this papao aroused the interest of the two.
Xiao Ming's face was profound, "The so-called pop pop is actually pop pop!" After Xiao Ming finished speaking, he clapped his hands three times.
The three of them are even more blindfolded now, clapping is snapping, what's so difficult about this, anyone can do it.
Deidara and Ah Fei thought again, the scorpion made itself a puppet, is this the weakness of the scorpion? This is the flaw of the puppet?
The scorpion was even more blindfolded, and also clapped his hands three times, "Is this a pop?" ”
Deidara and Ah Fei looked at the scorpion and clapped their hands, knowing that they wanted to be crooked, they also looked at Xiao Ming with an inquiring expression.
Xiao Ming looked at the three stunned teenagers, right! It's just a confused teenager, and decided to give these three three years a lesson on creating the next generation.
"When I say pa, it's not what you think, it's another kind of papapa! Bang bang on the body, act on the heart! ”
"Body? Heart? The scorpion muttered.
Deidara and Ah Fei, what are they thinking, both mentally and physically, which is completely equivalent to not saying anything!
Xiao Ming felt that these three teenagers only thought about destruction, revenge, or revenge every day, and their hearts were unhealthy, and they were definitely even more unhealthy physically.
Xiao Ming said to the scorpion seriously, "The pop I said is the pop pop when the next generation is made!" ”
"Making the next generation? Bang Bang Bang? The scorpion muttered.
Ah Fei's brain turned the fastest because he once loved someone, "I know what it is!" ”
PS: It's a new week! Old ~ rogue ~ hooligan ~! I asked for a recommendation ticket!