Chapter 259: Even if I die, I won't be Iron Man
“?” Tony first screamed in surprise, and then quickly denied: "No way, he's a mutant!" I have a video of his transformation here, he was wearing an ordinary tiger head mask at the beginning, and then you can see for yourself tonight, that kind of transformation process, definitely a mutant! ”
President Maya paused for a moment and said, "Actually, it's okay for you to think of him as a mutant. But hey, he had a good heart, he originally just wanted to save a hostage who was taken hostage by robbers, but it was a pity that he was treated as a mutant by the three-dimensional mobile police who rushed over, and now N's attitude towards mutants, you also know that, he is declining! ”
"How do you know in such detail, are you on the spot?" Tony asked, surprised.
Although I was not at the scene, I could clearly sense that the unlucky guy was defending himself while avoiding the police and that, according to his heartbeat and tone, what he said was true.
Although the elder thought so in his heart, he said, "Tony, didn't I tell you?" I was well-informed, and I knew a group of people with special abilities, and that's what they told me. Moreover, they all want to be the superhero Tony under Spider-Man, that is, you, don't you know, your fame is loud in the road! ”
"How?" Tony asked with a little snickering.
President Maya then flickered and said: "In today's world, Rogers Steve's Captain America is the originator of superheroes, but after all, he is old and a little out of step with the times. And I, uh, no, it's you, your Spider-Man, the first superhero of postmodernism. So, a lot of people with superpowers, and justice in their hearts, have been infected by me, uh, by your spirit of justice, to put it simply, a lot of young lads, under your leadership, want to become superheroes in the new era. ”
"Tony, you've started the era of superheroes on Earth!"
"Hehehehe, this also has your credit, well, although I was the first to propose the universalization of superheroes, but you are also the one who provides the giants with stepping shoulders! Hahaha"
p, saying you're fat, you're really gasping? Newton's modest words have been misinterpreted by you like this, don't you know that Newton's coffin board is almost impossible to suppress now?
"Yes, thanks to you, you are the leader of this generation of superheroes. So, I know some people, would you be interested in accepting them? President Maya just repeated.
"Tell me, who are they?" Tony asked with a smile.
"There is a boxing master from the top of Kunlun, known as the golden iron fist, a generation of sword saints with swordsmanship like gods, rotten wood and white teeth, well, he is from Japan and has a punch that shatters the galaxy, and the Saitama teacher who kills people and never punches the second punch, and the admirer of Superman, called King Kong Superman Tony, what do you think?" Maya said dryly, pouting a large pile of spare vests, and struck at Tony.
"Huh"
"Hehe, what the hell?"
"Hehe" Tony sneered twice, and said in a cold tone: "You continue, continue to fool you, am I really stupid?" Since you bought your broken Spider-Man name, how many immoral things have you done under my flag? I've been cheated by you so many times, I'll never be fooled again and let those superpower buddies of your fellow people! ”
"Uh" was discovered, and Tony became savvy.
But how could President Maya give up so easily?
Then, I heard her say again: "Tony, if you don't look down on those superpowers, I will recommend one more person to you, and I guarantee that you will be satisfied." ”
Without waiting for Tony to reply, Maya said, "That man is also a technological genius like me, and he invented a steel suit that not only allows him to fly, but also mounts a variety of advanced weapons. He calls himself Iron Man, what do you think of this? ”
Recently, I have been developing the earth attribute, and I have become more and more proficient in the control of gravity, and I have no problem controlling the flight of hundreds of catties of steel suits. Therefore, the Iron Man vest was preemptively registered by a shameless elder!
"Iron Man N, that is, Iron Man, is also Iron Man? Which SB took this name? Just by listening to the name, you know how tasteless that guy is. Alas, looking at your introduction to his suit, I understand that he must be a deep otaku hiding in a ravine with an oily face and hammering with a hammer. That kind of geek, his head is funny. He claims to be an iron man, but he is really a solid iron brain, can Gangdaki in the Japanese cartoon be taken seriously? Hey, it's a shame that I still value you so much, and I always thought that we were geniuses of the same type. Don't you know how aerodynamic a humanoid mech is? ”
P, who am I and where am I? Who am I talking to on the phone? Why do I think Tony has a point? The grown-up is dizzy!
Seeing that the transcendent Spider-Man was speechless by himself, although Tony felt a little weird, as if he said something that shouldn't be said?
Shaking his head, he still sneered in a gullif: "Just to keep the steel suit balanced, how much extra power does it have to waste?" Moreover, the human body is in a stretched state, which is not conducive to acceleration at all, haven't you seen how the cockpits of supersonic aircraft are designed? When accelerating, only by bearing more force on the back and hips can the pressure of the force on the internal organs and brain be buffered, and then the weapons and equipment, hey, what a stupid person to install weapons on the suit! The suit itself does not conform to fluid mechanics, and after adding some weapons, what happens to the center of gravity of the entire body? ”
"For example, when there is a missile on the left arm, the center of gravity will naturally shift to the left, and after the missile on the left arm is issued, the center of gravity will have to be to the right, which means that the center of gravity of the iron man will also change as you use the weapon. As a science genius, don't you understand how challenging it is to maintain the balance of high-altitude flight? ”
"Let's talk about the energy problem, such a large amount of power can only be supplied after the miniaturization of nuclear fusion, hehe, don't you say that your friend has mastered the theory that this interstellar civilization can use? Therefore, Iron Man is a joke, and those who are willing to be Iron Man are brain-dead and coins. Anyway, I'm going to die, and I won't build a stupid equipment like a steel suit! ”
President Maya asked tentatively, "Do you really think so?" If, if Iron Man really appears, you envy it, and you want to buy his p again, just like my Spider-Man identity, what do you say? ”
"Hehe, don't worry, as long as I say the word n in the future, I will run naked for 300 meters in front of people all over the world." Tony said with a sneer.
"It's nothing to run naked for 300 meters, or after you run naked, find your fat bodyguard Harpy and have a 3-minute French kiss in public?"
"You huh, okay, that's it!" Tony said this angrily, and hung up the phone.
"Click!"
The elder pressed the button and stopped recording.
"Alas, although I couldn't let Tony guarantee a few of his vests this time, I finally got a harvest! Tony, don't blame Ben for cheating on you, really, a lot of times, you can't talk too much! 166 Reading Network