Chapter 3: Encounter with an Idiot!
Just when Luo Yu was thinking nonsense.
A claw of sin was reaching for his long legs.
Suddenly, the rain seems to realize something.
Look down.
It was discovered that his best brother and best friend was stretching out his "claws of sin" to him!
I rub!
Lao Bai, what do you want to do?
Are you so hungry that you take your good brother to work?
It's terrifying.
Ahem, Bai Jiaqing suddenly woke up.
I coughed twice in embarrassment.
After thinking about it, I quickly changed the subject.
That, Bai Jiaqing looked around, looked at the time, and hurriedly said:
"Comic Con is almost starting, let's go."
"It is said that many famous COS have been invited to this comic con officially!"
There will definitely be a lot of people!
So let's hurry up, or you won't be able to get in!
Luo Yu thought about it, the comparability between Bai Jiaqing and the young lady......
It's like, "Your best friend and your girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, and you have to choose between your best friend and your girlfriend, who will you choose!" ”
Isn't this nonsense!
Of course, I decisively kicked out my friend and chose a girlfriend!
"What friends go together for a lifetime, whoever gets off the single first is the dog"
"Non-existent!"
Forget it, don't worry about him!
Forgive him this time.
"I treat you as a brother, but you want to be on me!" How can this be endured!
"But for the sake of my brother's face for so many years, I will spare you a dog's life first!"
After all, it's still the young lady in the comic convention who is important! Right!
soon
Lao Bai called a Didi taxi
The two got into the car that drove to the Comic Con,
Along the way, the driver asked this and that from time to time, and asked Luo Yu if he had a boyfriend or something?
My nephew is very good, a talent, and a good salary. Stumbling and talking.
It's really annoying.
So when I arrived at the destination and got off the bus.
Luo Yu raised his voice. Changed to an uncle's voice and said to this driver!
"Uncle, in fact, I'm a man, not a woman, so I don't need you to introduce me to your nephew or anything! If you really want to introduce me to someone. See if there is a beautiful little daughter in your family or among your relatives or something"!
"Don't worry, I won't dislike it."
The driver's uncle was frightened by his male voice.
"Why are you dressed up so beautifully as a man? I still want to beat my little daughter's idea, impossible, absolutely impossible. How can the precious daughter of his own family be handed over to him? ”
"What if my daughter can't resist the temptation?"
"I went to bed in a daze, what should I do?"
Although the driver's uncle doesn't have the idea of a "ghost father", his daughter is his own intimate little padded jacket. After all, his daughter was raised for seventeen years. Besides, the child looks at this little daughter very preciously. Again
"Looks more beautiful than his daughter, in case his daughter sees that her object is a man who is more beautiful than herself, the ghost knows if there will be a psychological shadow? Doubt life or something! ”
It's scary to think about.
So if you want me to introduce you to my daughter, it's impossible.
So, the driver's uncle accelerated, quickly got into the car at a speed comparable to that of national athletes per second, started his car Wuling Hongguang SUV in three seconds, made a sharp turn, ran through the red light, fled quickly, and went to a bend street, a beautiful tail flick drift, leaving a stunned car owner!
Luoyu looked at the background of the driver's uncle's walk, and thought to himself, this uncle turned out to be an old driver, the god of autumn mountain cars, and after watching this car, he had a stable batch of skills.
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It can only be said that "the master is in the people", which is deeply hidden.
After a hiccup just now
Luo Yu and Lao Bai walked into the comic exhibition together
I always feel it! It feels like there's some subtle dissonance.
A COS with an eight-point posture is followed by a passer-by brother, and the passer-by brother is also looking at the long legs of the beautiful COS in front of him with a stupid look!
It can only be said!
"The world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient, and they dare to openly look at rape beauties in broad daylight"!
"What a envy! Brother add me one".
Hey!
So Luo Yu discovered a special phenomenon, behind him was always followed by a group of obscene uncles with green eyes and some crystal saliva faintly at the corners of their mouths.
"Damn, it's bright in broad daylight, in the comic con of so many people, can't these idiots be a little restrained? Besides, Lao Tzu is a man."
Staring at him with such terrifying eyes, Luo Yu felt uncomfortable, as if he had fallen into a wolf's den.
It's really terrible at the comic show, the young lady didn't pick up a conversation, but was targeted by a group of idiots.
Luo Yu hurriedly fled to the crowd and squeezed around, the person who was squeezed down was originally very angry, but when he saw Luo Yu's stunning face, the original angry mood disappeared, and he stretched out his hand to touch the arm that Luo Yu touched, feeling that this arm didn't need to be washed for a month!
Luo Yu didn't care that he inadvertently bent a few good middle two teenagers, and quickly dodged those idiots!
Finally escape to a hidden alley.
The lewd uncles in the back saw their prey running away, so they hurriedly chased after it!
After Bai Jiaqing saw Luo Yu running away, he immediately chased after him!
So a fast and furious film was staged at the comic con! Idiot with
"**Cute Girl's Catch-up Journey"
Luo Yu gasped twice.
"These idiots are really terrifying, they actually chased Lao Tzu for six streets"!
"It's really exhausting!"
Just when Luo Yu breathed a sigh of relief, a deep voice came from behind!
"Don't move"
"Follow me"!
Luo Yu looked behind him with a frightened face, and saw a strong man wearing a terrorist's black hat, wearing black clothes, and his whole body was wrapped in black.
He was looking at him with a malicious expression
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Astound! Σ(°△°|||) ︴
I rub it, this man can't be a terrorist!
Dressed up so tightly, and so muscular!
In his hand is a folding saber!
What does he want to do??.??
Lao Tzu has no money and no power! Three are not beautiful!
Wait a minute! "Posture ..............."
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"Could it be that he thinks of me as a beauty?
You've taken a fancy to me!
Prepare to give me a monthly worker! ”
Σ(°△°|||) ︴
Luo Yu panicked at that time!
Don't wait for Luo Yu to think nonsense!
A certain terrorist grabbed Luo Yu's hand and dragged him into the alley!
Before Luo Yu could react, he was dragged deep into the alley by terrorists!
Luo Yu tried his best to break free, but he couldn't break free!
How could Luo Yu's small body have a height of one meter nine and a strong man with bulging muscles!
Luo Yu couldn't break free when he saw that he couldn't break free.
I saw the big man staring at him with a lewd smile on his face.
Luo Yu panicked on the spot, and hurriedly said:
"Big brother, I'm a man, what are you going to do?"
After hearing Luo Yu's words, the terrorists looked at Luo Yu carefully.
Sneered:
"Male? How did a man look like you? ”
"But it doesn't matter if it's a man, it's not better if it's a man, I think a man should be a real man. Besides, your man is so beautiful, anyway, Lao Tzu likes to go through the back door"!
"What do you say? Chicks. ”
After Luo Yu heard the words of the terrorists,
I was in my heart on the spot, what happened? Nowadays people are so social,
"Oh no, are they all such beasts? Men don't let it go, it's terrifying! ”
Luo Yu faintly felt that his chrysanthemum was trembling.
I also blamed myself for my bad luck, and the first time I wore women's clothes, I met a lewd man who robbed sex.
And Bai Jiaqing, this kid! What bad idea did TM come up with?
"This big man is not only obscene and lustful, but also eats both men and women."
"What a heavy appetite"!
It seems that these are not the key, the key is who will save themselves, I wipe, Lao Tzu is going to be barred!
Hey. The big man seemed to be unable to bear it, so he slowly walked towards the rain with a lewd smile.
Luo Yu prayed in his heart!
"I hope there is a beautiful sister riding colorful auspicious clouds to save herself"!
As if hearing Luo Yu's heart, a light flew from the cosmic desolation to Luo Yu's eyebrows!