At the computer store in the village, Chen Mo bought a desktop gaming computer for 8,000 yuan from Dell.

The i7 processor, the GTX1060 graphics card, and the 16GB memory, although it is much worse than the computer in the house I rented in Jiangdong, it is more than enough for live broadcasting.

Because most of the people in the village are left-behind elderly, Chen Mola's 100m broadband thief is a few faster.

Almost the Internet speed of the whole village was used by him.

After debugging the equipment, installing the live broadcast software and barrage software on the computer, and logging in to his Douyu account, Chen Mo finally started the live broadcast again.

"Hello everyone, because my family is in a relatively remote village during the summer vacation, so I haven't broadcast it for a long time, I'm sorry." Chen Mo said.

"Woo woo woo, hang the king, we thought you wouldn't broadcast anymore!"

"I'm scared to death baby, if the king is not broadcast, how can I live this day?"

"That's right! There's no yellow joke hanging on the king.,I can't the (harmony) tube now! ”

"Hehe, what are you! Lao Tzu is impotent! ”

"I cut off the balls yesterday, and now I'm in Super Sage Mode."

"I suddenly noticed that our boys seem to be very attractive, well, the chrysanthemum is a little itchy."

A group of undisciplined sailors began to ridicule Chen Mo as soon as they came up, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very good.

Chen Mo took advantage of the situation and said with a smile: "You guys are really dripping!"

Okay, old rules, let's have a few jokes to adjust our emotions before the broadcast. ”

Clearing his throat, Chen Mo spoke: "I rented a whole house in the city before, and I found a female tenant to share the rent.

Last night, the beautiful tenant got drunk, ran to my house naked, slept in my bed and didn't leave, and said that I would help with the towel.

Guess what's going on? ”

"Rub! And this kind of sassy operation? ”

"Beasts!!"

"Let go of that beautiful tenant! Let me !! ”

"What a towel! Treat her to a lollipop first! ”

"I can already imagine what it would be like to be dirty!"

"Hang Wang, you're not a yellow joke anymore, you're driving directly!"

Chen Mo shook his head and smiled: "You guys, patterns, think about the problem, Tucson breaks!"

After I got her a towel, I went to sleep in her room.

Know why not?

Because if Lao Tzu sleeps with her, I won't be able to collect her rent!

Poverty has left me without a sexual (harmonious) life. ”

As soon as the joke came out, the sailors in the entire live broadcast room burst into laughter!

"6666666, you deserve to be the king, you didn't let me wait so long in vain! I'm laughing to death! ”

"Hahahaha, poverty has left me without sex, hahahaha!!"

"Laughing, my mimi hurts! No, I'm a male drop, why does Mimi hurt? ”

"I'm crooked when I'm laughing!"

After a joke, the popularity of Chen Mo's live broadcast room gradually began to rise wildly in the Glory of Kings area, and it seemed that he was about to catch up with Zhang Daxian and Hi, who were in the first and second places.

Chen Mo took advantage of the victory to pursue and continued: "

I have a female classmate who is now a nurse, but I don't know exactly in that hospital.

One day, she sent me a WeChat message saying, "I had a relationship with a patient, and I felt very guilty in my heart. ”

I watched, Nima, this is the plot of the island country's love martial arts movie!

However, I still suppressed my curiosity and said to her: "It's okay, you are not the only nurse in the country who has a relationship with patients, don't feel guilty." ”

But I really can't take her next sentence, guess what she said? ”

"Does it mean that she was in a relationship with more than one patient?"

"That patient has AIDS?"

"Upstairs, people are just guilty, not mentally retarded, and dare to go up if they have AIDS, that is, they are looking for death."

"What the hell did you say?"

"It must not be something normal, based on what I know about the hanging king."

"Nima, it's a bad appetite again! You're as undisciplined as Mr. Dongguo! ”

Chen Mo saw that his appetite was almost gone, and said with a faint smile: "

My female classmate said, 'But, I work in a veterinary hospital. ’”

"Nima !!"

"Parking! This car is already on its way to the veterinary hospital! ”

"The steering wheel Du Nima was thrown off by you!"

"Don't talk about the steering wheel, even the front of the car has fallen off this time!"

"My pure heart is polluted!"

"Tell me, did that classmate of yours have a relationship with Tai Ritian or a Chihuahua?"

As soon as such a dirty joke came out, Chen Mo's popularity soared to 2.78 million, and Zhang Daxian who ranked first with 3.01 million and Hi Shi with 2.94 million in second place were just a little lost.

Chen Mo rolled up his sleeves and said, "Hey, I still don't believe it, my brother hasn't been broadcast for a few days, and the status of the first brother in the Glory of Kings District has changed?"

Brothers, let me tell you one last paragraph, please trouble the members of our SNH-48 old artists to brush up their popularity!

Let us return to the first place in the king area! ”

Woohoo!!!

As soon as Chen Mo said it, rockets and fish balls took off, the barrage of "666666" flew up, and his popularity soared by 100,000 again!

After thinking about it, Chen Mo felt that today's little dirty joke was a bit too much, and it might not be new to talk about it, so he said: "

Next, let's popularize a real historical incident.

Recently, I learned that the history of popularizing women's underwear (harmony) in island countries is less than 100 years.

In the 20s and 30s of the 20th century, the inside of the kimono skirt was mostly bare.

At that time, there were already many Western-style department stores in Tokyo, and young and old women were bustling with each other.

And every day after the crowd disperses, the cleaners have to worry about the large number of yin (harmonious) hairs scattered on the floor. ”

Hearing this, Yang Yuchan couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle: "This island country is worthy of being a country of perverted nations, it turns out that there is still this kind of history!" ”

Chen Mo laughed: "In 1923, four men were turned over to the police by department store clerks on charges of interfering with business.

Guess how they interfered with the business? ”

Yang Yuchan was curious: "Stole something?" ”

Chen Mo said: "nonono!

The police investigation found that the so-called interference of the four people was to concentrate on picking up the female (harmony) hair that fell on the ground in the store and making it into amulets and selling it.

Because at that time in the island country, women's yin (harmony) hair was one of the objects of folk worship.

At first, these four people didn't know the essentials, but later they could collect 2-3 liters of wool in department stores every day, which shows the objectivity of the drop! ”

According to reports at the time, the four men attracted the attention of the department store from the beginning, but they just didn't buy anything and helped the store clean up the dirty things, but it was not easy to say anything, and basically acquiesced to their behavior.

But then the four of them had to move in and follow the female guests with their bags, or squat at the feet of the guests to pick them up, like hooligans.

The store finally can't take it anymore! ”