Chapter 168: This Pair of Unlucky Brothers! (Ask for subscription)
Several kills in a row are all from his rookie Xiaobai teammate.
The screen is full of the ID [obushiuzi] swiping the screen.
He was dumbfounded.
How many times has this been played?
Triple kill???
I'll go, buddy, so fierce?
Didn't you say that you were a newcomer? Is this a rookie's record? How does it feel better than a veteran gamer.
"Friend...... You're hanging, aren't you? Shen Yan couldn't help muttering.
"Huh? Brother, how did you guess again, are you a fortune teller? The other party replied immediately, with a hint of surprise and excitement in his tone.
"......" is special, he really said it casually.
It's not interesting.,Playing a game is still open.。
Shen Yan was suddenly bored, full of interest, and lost any interest.
He thinks that it is okay to play games alone, and he can pit his teammates in various ways, but it is not interesting to hang up.
"Then friend, you can play by yourself, I'm ready to retreat." Shen Yan dropped this sentence and was ready to quit the game and start again.
"Don't...... Why do you have to retreat? The other party was puzzled.
"Friend, let me tell you a story." Shen Yan pondered for a moment and said lightly.
"Huh? What's the story? The other party was a little confused, he didn't know what medicine was sold in Shen Yan's gourd, and he was going to tell a story again.
One day, Guan Yu was poisoned by arrows in Fancheng, and the pain was unbearable, and the army called the famous doctor Hua Tuo to treat Guan Yu's injuries. Hua Tuo saw Guan Yu's arrow arm and said, this arm can only scrape bones to heal injuries. Guan Yu said, No, Mr. only scrape the bones, and I only cover the armor with my injured arm. So while drinking, he asked Hua Tuo to scrape his bones, and after about a cup of tea, Guan Yu looked calm. Hua Tuo said that the general is a god and a man. Guan Yu said, yes, and said a word. Friend, do you know what to say? Shen Yan finished this paragraph very calmly.
"What?" The other party was really attracted to the attention and asked curiously.
"It's just my armor and scraping my arms."
“???” It's just that the other party didn't understand for a while.
What is the moral of this story? He didn't understand it at all.
"Brother, what do you mean by pinching?" He continued to ask, his mind full of confusion as to what was going on.
But Shen Yan just smiled at the corner of his mouth, looking unfathomable, and didn't explain again.
"Just covering my armor and scraping my arms? What does this mean? The other party could only say one more sentence, wanting to know what this sentence meant.
"Brother, I'll give you another gift by the way."
"Huh?" He was still thinking about the meaning of Shen Yan's words just now, when he saw a green thing flying over.
Then there was a boom, and he was blown away and lay on the ground.
He was suddenly even more puzzled, and he didn't know why Shen Yan wanted to blow him up.
"Brother, what are you doing? Pull me up. ”
"Zhu Xian!" Shen Yan just dropped two words coolly.
Immediately afterward, he raised his gun and shot twice at the fallen opponent.
Bang bang two shots, and his teammates fell to the ground and died.
“???” Now the other party was completely dumbfounded, he didn't know why his teammates wanted to kill him, and he didn't know what to say at all.
And after Shen Yan killed his immortal teammates in 'Righteous Annihilation', he also quit the game and prepared to start another game.
For him, it's not interesting to play a game and still run into cheats.
He doesn't care if the game can eat chicken, it doesn't matter, what matters is whether the game can be fun or not.
You can't even play a game, you can't have fun, you can't have fun, that's still an egg.
After Shen Yan eliminated this open-minded teammate, he reopened the game and played the two-player mode again.
……
After a short queue, he re-entered the game.
This time, he had just entered the quality square, and before he could speak, he heard the greeting of his teammates in his ears.
"Savadika." His teammates had already greeted him first, and he didn't know if it was an international friend or a domestic person pretending.
"Amitabha." Shen Yan subconsciously replied.
He really didn't mean to answer like this, mainly because he felt that this answer was more rhyming, so he subconsciously said it.
“……”
The atmosphere was somewhat quiet.
"Brother, you can't take what you say." After a long time, the teammate spoke again.
It was the first time he had met a passer-by teammate who greeted him like this, and he didn't play cards according to the routine, so people couldn't answer at all.
What do you think he's going to say next?
Do you want to say, Hello Master?
The master is a ghost......
"So you're not a foreigner." Shen Yan was a little 'disappointed'.
"Ahem...... No. The teammate coughed dryly and sneered.
He originally wanted to pretend to be a foreigner and tease his teammates, but he didn't expect Shen Yan's brain circuit to be strange, and suddenly a sentence of Amitabha Buddha came, disrupting his plan and making him directly expose his true identity.
Then the game will not be playable.
The atmosphere was a little awkward.
Shen Yan took a look at the ID of his teammate, called [maodoudou], which is edamame? Well, it doesn't look special, it belongs to normal teammates.
"Brother, what do you call it?" In order to alleviate the embarrassment, the other party asked again.
"Daye."
"......" teammates were a little heartbroken, "Brother, don't take such an advantage." ”
"Da is the da of developed areas, and the leaves are the leaves of the leaves." Shen Yan's face remained unchanged and explained.
In fact, when he took this nickname, it was really to take advantage of others. It's just that he's used it a lot, and now he's used to this nickname, and it's always hard to change it.
Use it, anyway, the code name is just a title.
"Okay, Da...... The Daye brothers. The corners of this teammate's mouth twitched slightly, and he always felt that he was still screaming awkwardly, as if he was shouting to a stranger Uncle.
"You can call me Doudou."
The two chatted casually for a while, then boarded the plane and entered the route.
"Reach ...... Brother Daye, where are we going to jump in this game? The corners of Edamame's mouth twitched again, as soon as he said this title, his mind would automatically associate it with uncle.
Your uncle...... In the end, it's your uncle.
Edamame is a little sad in his heart.
The map of this round is a desert map, and the route is from the military base in the upper right corner to the prison in the lower left corner.
"In this game, let's parachute from the sky over P City to see if we can float to Johor Bahru City, and then find a car to go to Big E City together." After Shen Yan looked at the map, he already had his own plan in his heart.
"Hmm...... OK. Edamame thought about it for a while, but he didn't refuse.
The location of the skydive was marked, and the two were ready.
Just waiting for the route to reach the sky above the marked spot, they quickly parachuted.
"Brother...... I seem to be stuck with a bug. It didn't take long for Shen Yan to hear Edamame Doudou's voice, and his tone was very helpless.
Only then did Shen Yan notice that the other party did not parachute...... Still on the plane.
This kind of bug is still relatively common in the game, and Shen Yan is used to it.
For this reason, he can only pray to his teammates, "Brother, then good luck." ”
"You too...... Good luck, let's try to see you in the finals, don't land into a box. ”
Shen Yan took a look, and there were many people who danced in the same place as him.
I don't know if they think the same way he does.
If yes...... Then Shen Yan is in danger.
Damn, you're not going to land in a box, are you? Phew, it shouldn't be so unlucky.
Now that he's alone, he's going to be dangerous.
When he was in the air, Shen Yan took the opportunity to observe the situation below to see where there was a car.
Hey, there's a bouncing car on that road.
Shen Yan spotted the car and floated in that direction, ready to make a precise landing.
Of course, he saw that the others followed suit, and also headed for the car.
It's going to be a fight to see who lands faster.
Whoever grabs the car first will win the race.
"Sample...... Fight with me, and see if I will kill you. ”
Shen Yan felt that he could win this battle.
The ground is getting closer.
Well?
But at this time, his face changed slightly.
There was someone in front of him who was slightly faster than him, which meant that the other person might land before him to grab the car.
If the other party grabs this car, then Shen Yan will be in danger, and the other party is likely to drive him to death, so that he will fall into a box. Damn, I prayed just now that I wouldn't fall into a box, this won't be fulfilled, right?
"Dude...... I'm so lonely in the air. Edamame, who was still stuck with a bug and couldn't parachute, said quietly.
"I think I'm going to get cold, too." Shen Yan also replied helplessly.
“……”
This pair of difficult brothers and sisters is really unlucky.
Whoever let them encounter such a situation is really two unlucky children.
"Brother, hold on, let's see you in the finals, you can't leave me."
Shen Yan finally landed, but at this time, the enemy who landed in front of him had already entered the cab and started the vehicle.
"I'll try my best." Shen Yan quickly swept around.
The only thing that can save him now is to find a cover, and then use the cover to block the opponent's car and prevent the opponent from hitting him.
Luckily, there is a large rock around.
Shen Yan immediately ran towards the big rock, and behind him, there was the bouncing car.
Sure enough, the other party's idea was the same as his, that is, after finding the car, he would hit the other party with the car first.
Fortunately, as soon as Shen Yan landed and saw that he had no possibility of robbing the car, he was looking for cover.
The speed of the car was much faster than the speed of his running, and the distance between the two was slowly narrowing.
Boom.
At the last moment, Shen Yan finally avoided the other party's car and went around to the side of the big rock, so that the other party's car hit the stone.
Luck......
Shen Yan sweated for himself.
"It's so dangerous...... I was almost hit by someone else's car and died. ”
"Brother Daye, I also parachuted, over there in prison."
"Okay...... Let's try to see you in the finals. "It's a little sad to say this.
They were a pair of unlucky brothers.