Chapter Thirty-Seven: Guan-style Concubine Selection!
Seeing a big mansion in front of him, Bajie was about to go in to eat, when he heard that he was going to make a detour, his head shook like a rattle.
"Master, why do you want to take a detour? My old pig hasn't eaten a full meal for a few days, and I'm almost out of strength to hurry! ”
Bajie couldn't help but complain.
"That's right, master, just now you said that there is a demon in it, and it just so happened that my grandson caught a few monsters to play!"
If Tang Seng didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he said that there was a demonic spirit, Wukong became excited and had to go in to find out.
"Master, it's good to go in and take a look, anyway, the senior brother has the ability to subdue demons, and destroying monsters can also benefit one party."
The sand monk also chimed in.
Tang Seng didn't want to meet the Bodhisattva, and he didn't want his apprentice to go hungry, so he was in a dilemma, and finally his heart was crossed, anyway, he was familiar with the plot, so he helped his apprentice cheat a meal first.
"Great, there's definitely something to eat in there!"
Seeing that the master agreed, Bajie hurriedly walked in front, "Senior Brother Sha, hurry up, there is a meal there, and you don't have to eat mountain fruits anymore." ”
Wukong and Bajie walked fast, seeing that the master was walking slowly on a horse, Bajie pretended to be inadvertent, and stabbed the horse's ass with a rake, and the white dragon horse was in pain and ran wildly all the way.
This is bitter Tang Seng on horseback, who was turned upside down, and was almost thrown off a few times.
"Wukong, Wujing, give the teacher a hard beating!"
Tang Seng was angry, and Bajie became more and more disagreeable.
Half an hour later, the four masters and apprentices came to the front of the house, the willows at the door were hanging down, the mud walls, the courtyard wall was high, and the beams and pillars were carved.
Tang Seng knew that these were just imaginary things of the Bodhisattva.
Bajie was just about to go up to call the door, but Tang Seng stopped him and said: "You look ugly, what if you scare others, let the teacher come." ”
In order to leave a good impression on a few Bodhisattvas, Tang Seng didn't think it was too hot, so he took out his robe from his luggage.
As long as you have a good relationship with the Bodhisattvas, you can't beat the monsters in the future, and it's convenient to ask them for help.
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and was ordered to go to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. A group of four people, passing by the treasure land, it is getting late, and I want to spend the night! ”
Tang Seng stood at the door, deliberately elongating his voice, as if he was memorizing a text.
Squeak!
The door opened, and a woman stepped out of it.
He is about forty years old, with an almond face, a red gold hairpin on his head, and a goose-yellow brocade dress.
What made Tang Seng bleed even more was that the woman's chest was half-open, and the inside was snow-white, with mountains and valleys criss-crossing, which was the rhythm of fire if there was a ditch.
Tang Seng is a senior monk, he doesn't dare to look at it more, for fear of suspicion, this woman who has changed from Lishan's old mother is too sexy, right? remembers that in Journey to the West, she is obviously an old lady.
Tang Seng still had some concentration, Bajie completely fell, staring at the woman's heart, and his eyes almost didn't take out.
"Bajie, can you be a little more reserved?"
Tang Seng saw Bajie's squinting look, and immediately reminded.
The old woman nodded with satisfaction when she heard this, Tang Seng really has the potential of a monk.
Wukong was different, his fiery eyes fell on the old woman, looking up and down, the other party exuded a strong fairy aura, knowing which way it must be an immortal.
"A few monks, please come in and have tea!"
The woman was hospitable.
After everyone drank tea, the woman sighed and said to Tang Seng: "The little woman's life is bitter, her husband just died the year before last, and she left three daughters who are like flowers and jade. ”
Tang Seng pretended to be deaf and dumb, knowing that the old woman was changed by Li Shan's old mother, how dare he think of anything wrong.
"If Elder Tang doesn't dislike it, you can choose your three daughters at will, and marry which one you like, if no one inherits the ancestral business, I have no shame to face my dead husband!"
The old woman finally got down to business.
Bajie had long been itching, and when he saw that the master did not express his position, he said bluntly to the woman: "You only have three daughters, and there are four of us, which is not enough at all!" ”
"Why don't you make up the numbers and marry my master?"
"Bajie!"
Tang Seng pretended to be angry, scolded Bajie in his heart, and actually asked the master to marry the oldest.
"Bajie! How can we monks be tempted by wealth and lust? ”
Tang Seng talked eloquently, and the image of a holy monk jumped on the paper.
Sha Seng also came over to persuade: "Second senior brother, what the master said is right, it is still important to learn from the scriptures!" ”
When the woman saw that she had lost all the precepts, she sneered and said, "You monks are extremely pitiful, what's the use of learning scriptures?" ”
"What's wrong with staying and being a son-in-law?"
"My daughters are all water spirits, I don't believe let them come out to show you."
The woman clapped her hands lightly and shouted to the inner room: "Zhenzhen, Aiai, Lianlian, hurry up and come out to pick up the guests." ”
The three daughters ran out happily and stood in a row, all like fairies, with gauze skirts mopping the floor, big watery eyes, and graceful figures.
"Introduce yourself."
The woman said to her daughters.
"I am the eldest daughter, named Zhenzhen (Guanyin), and I am twenty years old this year."
"I am the second daughter, named Aiai (Manjushri), and I am eighteen years old this year."
"I am the third daughter, named Lianlian (Fuxian), and I am sixteen years old this year."
The three daughters are delicate and lovely, with beautiful eyebrows like curved willows, and a smile is charming and moving.
"Beautiful!"
Tang Seng praised it, this kind of superb girl is rare.
The appearance of the three daughters made Tang Seng in a trance for a while, and he thought that he had come to the scene of the concubine selection in the Guan-style entertainment city.
"Hello everyone, I'm Technician No. 1, named Xiao Zhen, 20 years old this year, from XX."
"Hello everyone, I'm Technician No. 2, named Xiao Ai, 18 years old this year, from XX."
"Hello everyone, I'm Technician No. 3, named Xiaolian, 16 years old this year, from XX."
……
Tang Seng fell into imagination, his expression was stiff, and his heart was YY.
"Well, Tang Seng is not a person who learns scriptures, and his Zen heart can stand the test!"
Seeing that Tang Seng was indifferent, the old woman nodded slightly.
"She's so handsome, better looking than Cuilan......"
Bajie muttered in his mouth, unable to hold it at all, his eyes were looking straight and drooling.
"Second Senior Brother, pay attention to your image!"
Sha Seng pulled the corner of Bajie's clothes and reminded in a whisper.
"Humph!"
Wukong twisted his head, he didn't dare to be interested in women, knowing that this was a trick of immortal change.
"Which one should I want?"
Zhu Bajie glanced at the three girls, all of them were almost dazzled, and they wanted all of them.
Bajie learned the method of staying up in battle back then, and it was no problem until dawn all night.
"Master, since Bajie likes it, let him stay by himself!"
Wukong had already seen through everything and proposed to the master.
Tang Seng shook his head slightly, and deliberately said to the old woman: "The eight precepts are the Bodhisattva's enlightenment, and we will go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures together, how can we give up halfway?" ”
"Hmph, you monk is so boring! Since you don't want to marry my daughter, you are not welcome here! ”
The old woman flicked her sleeves and prepared to send off the guests.
The implication is, if you don't sleep with my three daughters, I'll kick you out!
Chiguoguo's sales, if there really is such a mother, it is definitely not biological.
"Master, I think I still vaguely agreed, get some fasting to fill my stomach, and I will talk about it tomorrow if it succeeds or not!"
Bajie mixed with officialdom in Heavenly Court back then, and he was really sleek enough to do things.
Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, as their master, he couldn't let him eat enough, and he inevitably felt guilty.
"Okay, let's promise for the time being, eat and drink enough and then talk about other things!"
Tang Seng should go down, and Bajie ran to find the old woman to report the good news.
"Master, what a happy event!"
Within a few minutes, Bajie ran back.
"What's the happy event?"
Wukong and Sand Seng gathered around and asked.
Bajie blushed and smiled: "The old woman asked me to go to the cave room tonight, she said that she was in a hurry to hug her grandson!" ”