Chapter 481 [If I were your father, I would definitely kill you]
In another series of games in the West, the Spurs and the Timberwolves drew 2-2, losing one home game each, and the "Battle of Kings Mountain" will be played in Minnesota, with the Timberwolves having a slight advantage.
Since the two teams look very close in strength, experts are predicting that it will be necessary to tie seven to separate the winner, and the Suns players will be able to recover their strength again.
In the internal competition, Garnett and Duncan, the two major stars, have a stable 20+10 explosion of each other's data in each game, but they can't help each other; The center forwards of both teams are blue-collar workers who lack attacking power, and they are also "redeemed".
The two teams also have some similar outside configurations, with point guards and point guards being the team's No. 2 and No. 3 scorers, plus a few blue-collar workers. Each has one key rotation player missing, with the Spurs having forward Malik Rose and the Timberwolves having point guard Troy Hudson.
Bruce Bowen was very successful in defending "Mad Man" Sprewell, allowing him to shoot around 30% from the field in two games and not score in double figures, which was the key to the Spurs' victory.
Bowen is a notoriously "dirty" defensive player in the league, but there's no denying that his defensive prowess is really good. Against Sprewell, he was able to reduce his shooting percentage without stepping on his feet.
In turn, the Timberwolves' Trenton Hassell and Sprewell's defense is also excellent, making the shooting percentages of Spurs Turkoglu and Ginobili ugly.
Entering the playoffs, the Spurs' overall offense is even worse, not only has a low shooting percentage, averaging only 89 points per game, while their defense is excellent, and the Timberwolves only average about 90 points per game. Although the two teams fought until the end of each game, the ratings were dismal, and it was only half of the Suns series.
Fans want to change the channel after watching TV for a while, they are in a full-field positional battle, the overall hit rate of more than 40% per game, all kinds of strict defense, supplemental defense and auxiliary defense, who likes to watch this thing?
Of course, there are people who like to watch defensive battles, but after all, they are in the minority, and most people like to watch confrontations.
The two-round series in the East was also tied 2-2 and was deadlocked.
The Heat haven't dropped much without Haslem, and Pat Riley is good at training players, bringing in a short, similarly styled interior lineman last summer to take on Haslem's task.
Lonnie Baxter is a fat man with a height of 203cm and a weight of 130 kilograms, and joined the Bulls in the second round in 2002 with the 15th place.
In Guo Xu's previous life, Baxter was an ordinary blue-collar worker, not known for his football skills, but for his shooting near the White House in 2006, and he spent two months in prison.
In this life, the performance of "Ba Fat" exceeded people's expectations. In the summer of 2003, he was traded to the Heat, and the coaching staff gave him a devilish training plan, which quickly trained him to become a "Ba Zhuang" in his early 110 kilograms.
Baxter has to work hard if he wants to play, and if he doesn't work hard, Riley will have a way to make him a man again, and no one can compare to Riley when it comes to torturing players, he is a godfather.
After Baxter completed the devil's training, he was about the same size as Haslem in the playoffs, a short big forward, who could grab rebounds and prevent pick-and-rolls, and became an important rotation bench for the Heat, sharing playing time with Brian Grant and Odom.
The environment in which a player grows up is really important, Baxter is not the most typical example of a "makeover", the most typical is the Grizzlies interior Zach Randolph, "Randolph" has received a lot of praise in the Grizzlies, no one says he is a cancer, he is recognized as a potential star.
It turns out that every fat man is a potential stock.
The Pistons-Nets series was the lowest-rated, with neither gimmicks nor highlights, just iron and defense.
In the first game, the two sides played a magical score of 56-78, and the Pistons relied on stronger defense to win, and the two teams never scored more than 100 points in the next three games.
Jason Kidd, the Nets' biggest star, is injured and his playoff stats have dropped sharply from last season, although 2-2, the Nets are at a disadvantage.
On May 12, Guo Xu took Meghan to meet with Britney and Robert Smith and went to a high-end Western restaurant for lunch together.
Britney wants to thank Guo Xu, not only for the new single, but also because Guo Xu helped her prevent two scumbags this year.
In Guo Xu's previous life, at the end of January 2004, Britney and her childhood friend Jason Alexander got married in Las Vegas, but the marriage was annulled after only 55 hours.
According to Alexander's recollection: "We were watching 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' in our hotel room that day, and suddenly we looked at each other and said, 'Let's go get married!'" Then he left for church to get married. ”
At this point in life, Britney called Guo Xu. She was finally not stupid enough to register her marriage immediately, remembered the ideas that Guo Xu often instilled in her, and asked her friends for their opinions in advance.
Britney Spears told her situation, and Guo Xu was shocked. "Damn, you can both orgasm to get married after watching a thriller, if you watch "Zombies Play Across the Line", do you have to find a group of people to have a promiscuous party immediately?"
"But he seems to really like me, and I'm afraid I'll be sad to reject him." Britney whispered that she had gone to the bathroom to close the door and made the call.
"You said it was 'like' yourself." Guo Xu scolded Britney on the phone. "Is there something wrong with your brain? Are you sure your dad won't beat you to death? If I were your father, I'd kill you. ”
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Guo Xu made a 20-minute phone call to Britney Spears for a thought class, and finally made her understand how stupid it was to agree to an ordinary person's marriage proposal, and seriously stated that if she did this, she would not be a friend, and she would not write songs for the second fool.
After the second fool came out of the bathroom, he rejected Alexander, and used Guo Xujiao's reason. "My dad didn't want to, so he scolded me for 20 minutes, saying that he would kill me right away."
Alexander was stunned and didn't dare to stay in the hotel to see his "uncle", saying that something had happened.
In Guo Xu's previous life, Alexander was not able to cheat on the marriage, and Britney's family was not stupid. Later, because the goods didn't get any benefits, he said a lot of bad things about Britney in an interview, such as Britney started taking drugs when she was in high school, and said that Britney proposed to him.
Britney's drug abuse was reported in the news in her previous life, it was after she went crazy and shaved her head, if she smoked in high school, she would have died a long time ago, how could she still sing and dance?
As for Britney's proposal to a poor sling who can't even find a job after college, is that possible?
Alexander is a muscular man who plays football in college, and he is still very low-level, he can't play in the NCAA tournament, he can't be a professional athlete, he is really simple-minded, and his limbs are developed. In his previous life, until 2010, he was still making money by selling Britney's lace news, and the angry Britney was interviewed and scolded him for being a liar.
The reason for being able to marry this kind of superb flash marriage is just that I have known each other since I was a child, and Britney's IQ is really low and terrifying. What's even more terrifying is that Alexander and Britney's second husbands are "small scum and big scum".
Last month, Britney Spears chatted with Guo Xu on the Internet, saying that when filming the MV, there was a very handsome backup dancer who was pursuing her, she was very good but her family was very poor, she didn't dare to tell her parents, and she didn't know whether she should agree.
Guo Xu immediately remembered the god man in his previous life, and said to Britney: "Don't agree first, I have a good friend who is very capable, I asked him to help test whether this person is sincere, and then you can make a decision, just wait for a week." ”
Britney is talking about her nemesis Kevin Federline, the nemesis of her previous life, and their marriage is the beginning of all tragedy.
Guo Xu called Robert and once again ruined the rotten peach blossom in Britney's life......