Chapter IV: Negotiation and Declaration
JOKER'S FIGURE FELL FROM THE SKY VERY DOMINEERINGLY, AND EVEN THE SNIPER WAS STUNNED AT THIS MOMENT, COMPLETELY LOSING CONCENTRATION.
But not everyone will be stunned by the superhuman posture falling from the sky, and in the crowd watching the live broadcast in front of the TV, some people naturally immediately saw that this was a dance technique.
On a small island not far from the coast in the south, there is a turtle fairy house, where lives a colored old man, and those who are familiar with Dragon Ball can naturally recognize the identity of this old man at a glance - Wu Tian teacher "Turtle Immortal".
The turtle immortal is still wearing his sunglasses, but this face is not easy, he looked at the figure standing in the central square on the TV, and he didn't know how to evaluate it for a while, his heart was complicated, first of all, the turtle immortal naturally recognized that this was the crane immortal flow's air dance technique, but what he didn't understand was that the crane immortal flow people have always been low-key, no matter what they do, they cherish their wings, and they will never expose themselves to the eyes of the world.
"This person can dance the void arts, so it must have nothing to do with the crane immortal stream, but I'm curious, why would JOKER go against the world, and he has openly provoked all the martial artists in the world in his words, this is really unwise, what is the purpose?"
The turtle immortal was too engrossed in thinking, and as soon as he didn't spare his hand, he pinched the can in his hand and shot him with soda in the face, the turtle immortal hurriedly wiped his face and the floor, and then glanced at the policemen who were already shouting to JOKER on TV, and couldn't help sighing, "It's useless, this person can perform qigong waves, and the last time is a martial artist of my level, if you want to leave, even if you have an eagle eye, don't want to hurt him." ”
AT THE SAME TIME, IN A VILLAGE TAVERN, THE CRANE IMMORTAL IS GOING OUT WITH TIANJIN RICE AND DUMPLINGS TO PRACTICE, THE CRANE IMMORTAL SAW JOKER PERFORM THE DANCE TECHNIQUE, OBVIOUSLY VERY SURPRISED, BUT SOON REGAINED HIS COMPOSURE, WHEN HE FOUNDED THE DANCE TECHNIQUE, IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST AN OFFLINE TRICK, THE DANCE TECHNIQUE IS NOT DIFFICULT TO PRACTICE, AS LONG AS THE QI CAN BE RELEASED, IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO DRAG THE BODY UP, IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO SOME SKILLS, THEN IT WILL BE NO PROBLEM.
"WHERE IS THIS JOKER? Which school? It's weird. ”
The crane immortals didn't know, and the Tianjin rice and dumplings on the side were naturally full of confusion, but they were looking forward to what kind of ability this JOKER dared to challenge the world.
Ye Xun stood in the middle of the square, looked around, and found that a lot of breath was jumping, and he didn't have to think about it to know that the soldiers were approaching with loaded guns, and this chaotic pace came to his ears, and after a while, it stopped, and finally the encirclement of the infantry was completed.
Helicopters whizzing overhead, tanks and armored vehicles visible to the naked eye on the wide streets, and the number of snipers lying on their stomachs in the surrounding business buildings, this is a good treatment, but it is not an egg.
However, at this moment, a person in a black power suit walked over alone, and the person watching the live broadcast was unknown, but he could still guess a thing or two, this person should have talked to JOKER alone, in fact, it was persuasion.
THE MAN WALKED UP TO JOKER, SALUTED A MILITARY SALUTE, AND THEN SAID: "MR. JOKER, NO MATTER WHAT, AT LEAST THE CURRENT SCENE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN ESCAPE ALONE, THE MILITARY HOPES THAT YOU CAN GIVE UP RESISTANCE, AND I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMEONE ELSE BEHIND THIS MATTER." ”
"Joke, you know what I'm trying to do?"
The man seemed to be comfortable with this kind of problem, "Declare your existence by disturbing the social order, this is the suicide mission that your boss gave you, right?" ”
I have to admit that this reasoning is actually reasonable, because for any terrorist organization, the fastest way to become famous is to use this extreme sacrifice method to achieve its own goals, but unfortunately, Ye Xun is really not in this case.
Ye Xun didn't answer him, but asked very calmly: "Aren't you also a victim of the military?" In all the simulations I've come to today, you've taken into account that I'm going to have a deadly bomb in my possession, and if I detonate it, this place will be scorched, but they still let you die. ”
The military negotiator looked solemn and tried to persuade: "This is my duty, and I want to maintain national stability and social tranquility." ”
"Then I'm the same, I want to change the world, you should have audio equipment in your bag, what we say will be played simultaneously on TV, so I'm going to take this opportunity to say, you don't understand me, I don't blame you, but I want you to understand that there were no casualties in the massive explosion last night, it was definitely not accidental, it's just that I don't want to kill innocents indiscriminately, as long as the explosion can achieve my goal, it doesn't matter if you blow up the empty streets, but if you want to attack me with this, Then next time it will not be to bomb the streets. ”
ALL THE AUDIENCE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT, AND JOKER'S WORDS WERE TOO HARD TO LEAVE ANY ROOM FOR ANYTHING.
The negotiator smiled a little, and although he looked tired, he still persuaded very calmly: "Mr. Joker, all the buildings, parks, and sewers within ten kilometers of the central square have been investigated, and there are no suspected explosives. ”
Ye Xun couldn't help but applaud, he always thought that the army and police in the Dragon Ball world were stupid, but now it seems that it is really not, Uncle Toriyama's fairy-tale funny style is really not suitable for the three-dimensional world.
"You made three mistakes." , Ye Xun stretched out three fingers and said very proudly.
The negotiator frowned and motioned for advice.
"First: I bomb cities not with bombs, but with qigong."
"SECOND: I'M NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY ORGANIZATION, AND AT THIS TIME I AM ONLY DECLARING MY EXISTENCE TO THE WORLD ON BEHALF OF JOKER PERSONALLY."
Third, and most importantly, the JOKER game will not be affected in the slightest by how many people come from the army, or what extermination tactics the army has developed, I said that a month is a month, I will be here every day, today is only the first day, you have never seen the world in this kind of battle, and I am here to let you see the world. ’
The negotiator's expression was pale, not that he was provoked, but that he felt that he couldn't communicate, and the person in front of him was completely mentally problematic.
"I know that you are performing the Dancing Void Technique, and the most basic condition for studying the Dancing Void Technique is to be able to accurately control the qi, so it is normal for you to use qigong, but the only one who can use qigong to cause such great damage is the rumored "God of Martial Arts" Wu Tian's Turtle School Qigong can do it, you must not tell me that you have a relationship with Wu Tian. ”
When the turtle immortal heard this sentence when he saw the live broadcast, he immediately nodded proudly in his heart, it is true that only his own turtle school qigong can cause large-scale damage to a city under full force, but there is also a limit to the number of times, and the qi is not enough.
There's nothing strange about this.,After all, it's a national-level anti-terrorist operation.,If you can't even check the knowledge of air dancing and qi.,It's too water.,So there's really a lot of bugs in the Dragon Ball comics.,It makes it seem like a group of friends from Goku.,The others are completely ignorant idiots.。
"Heh, the era of Teacher Wutian has passed, and now is my JOKER era, you stupid mortals, it's really useless to explain to you."
WHEN JOKER SAID THIS, YUN YUN'ER AND XIAO NI WERE SLIGHTLY STUNNED, AND THEY COULDN'T HELP BUT GLANCE AT XIAO Q, BECAUSE XIAO Q ALSO USED THE SAME TONE AND CONTENT TO MOCK ALL OF THEM JUST NOW.