Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Sandbag Gang
Looking at the money on the table, it is less than fifteen oceans to add a piece!
And ten oceans of their own!
I poke, how poor these people must be!
"You poor 13, are embarrassed to come to Lao Tzu to rob me with just such a little money?! I poke, who gave you the courage ?! Liang Jingru?! ”
Ha?!
What the hell is Liang Jingru?!
No, which god is it?!
Be sure to say goodbye!
The others are better, and their joints have been removed, but the help of the Sand River Gang is miserable.13
One sticks to the mountain, Liu Jiangtao used half of his strength, and this person flew!
It's also scrapped!
Like a glass man, he is embarrassed to come out and rob as the boss?!
"Hey, you're the waste gang leader of the Sand River Gang?!"
Ha?!
What do you mean by a waste gang leader?!
Lao Tzu?!
The leader of the Shahe Gang barely got up from the ground, and looked at Liu Jiangtao's gaze stopping at him, only then did he know that he was talking about himself!
He really wanted to say, Lao Tzu is not a waste!
However, this situation seems to be indescribable!
More than a dozen of Lao Tzu's brothers have been abolished, and Lao Tzu has also been abolished, so, Lao Tzu will be a waste for a while?!
"Yes, yes, this adult, the little one is the waste gang leader of the Sand River Gang!"
"Shahe Gang, you have the final say?!"
"Of course! The Sand River Gang is a little bit of a promise! ”
He still has this self-confidence.
I just don't know what this great god needs to command!
"Then change the name!"
Ha?!
What the heck?!
What name did Lao Tzu change?!
No, what name is Lao Tzu's Shahe Gang going to change?!
"The Shahe Gang must not be too domineering and not shocking enough! Right?! ”
Liu Jiangtao picked up the monk's robe next to him and put it on, well, it's still very good to move your muscles and bones!
It's just that these little gangsters are too poor in their ability to resist beating, no, they have to be trained well in the future!
"Okay, you give it a domineering name! Hey hey ......"
The leader of the Shahe Gang can also see it, and people have to bow their heads under the eaves!
"Let's call it the Sandbag Gang!"
Ha?!
Bag...... Help?
Are the Sandbag Gang domineering?!
The gang leader of the Shahe Gang looked at the kobold military division next to him and found that the kobold military division was even more confused than himself!
Poke, this kobold military advisor is just unreliable, and he will be replaced when he goes back!
Do you need to ask?! Sandbag Gang, of course, well, not domineering!
But, do you dare to say no?!
"Domineering, domineering! Okay, we'll call it Sandbag Gang from now on! Well, Boss, can we go?! ”
The leader of the Shahe Gang has already decided, as long as he is apart from this door, he will never come back again!
Who the hell is this?!
Snake spirits
Sick it!
"Let?! Lao Tzu's God of Wealth hasn't stayed yet, so he wants to leave?! ”
Ha?!
Wealth?
Looking at the stack of silver dollars on the table, the leader of the Shahe Gang was so depressed!
Lao Tzu sells the God of Wealth is a gimmick, the real purpose is to collect protection money, where do you let us get the God of Wealth?!
But can you say that?!
You won't get killed yet?!
"That boss, I suddenly remembered that the God of Wealth specially prepared for you is in a hurry, and it will be fine soon, and it will be fine soon!"
Ma Dan, if you can't collect protection money, you have to put on a statue of the God of Wealth!
Who the hell is collecting the protection money?!
"That's fine, you have to send it over quickly! By the way, the God of Wealth statue is gold or silver?! ”
Golden?!
Silver?!
The leaders of the Shahe Gang are about to cry!
Ma Dan, you are the originator of protection money, we are all weak chickens!
Besides, whose god of wealth is like gold and silver?!
It's good to get a rock!
At this moment, the leader of the Shahe Gang really can't say it, and he can't make it up!
Although the Shahe Gang collects protection money, all the money they get is spent, where is the money?!
"Forget it, I don't care about any of that, as long as you send it over!"
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, the leader of the Shahe Gang finally secretly breathed a sigh of relief!
Just don't want gold, don't want silver!
"You guys just be so-so, get a crystal one!"
"Plop!"
The leader of the Shahe Gang was planted on the ground,, it's not okay for Lao Tzu to pretend to be dizzy?!
"Boss, Boss......"
When the people of the Shahe Gang saw the boss fainting to the ground, they immediately panicked, I poked, what is going on?!
The boss fainted, this devil still wants the crystal statue of the God of Wealth, no one can be the master of this matter except for the master!
"Can't even take out a crystal statue of the God of Wealth?! A bunch of poor ghosts! ”
Said with contempt, Liu Jiangtao rolled up his sleeves, picked up the big blade at the door, knocked on the table next to him and walked to the front of the leader of the Shahe Gang, patted the face of the leader of the Shahe Gang with the blade and said:
"Okay, don't pretend to be dizzy, just send a statue of the God of Wealth!"
"Okay, Boss!"
The leader of the Shahe Gang sat up and said with a smile!
Ha?!
Looking at the boss who came to his senses in an instant, everyone in the Shahe Gang felt that their brains were a little insufficient!
Didn't you faint?!
How can it be all at once?
But the boss is worthy of being the boss, so he fainted, and the crystal statue of the God of Wealth became whatever it was!
Looking at the boss who can bend and stretch, the people of the Shahe Gang respect the boss like the water of the Yangtze River, gushing endlessly......
"In the vast sea of people, we can see that it is fate, so let's do it, there is nothing to give you in the poor road, and we have accepted it
Your money, so let's go over it for you, and you should familiarize yourself with it in advance! ”
What the heck?!
Transcend?!
The faces of the people of the Shahe Gang turned black on the spot!
However, looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was smiling very loudly, and then looking at the bloodshot blade, everyone in the Shahe Gang was immediately stunned!
Well, just read it!
Liu Jiangtao didn't pay attention to these people at all, sat cross-legged in front of everyone, the big blade in his hand was on the neck of the leader of the Shahe Gang, and the law minister said solemnly:
"That's what I smelled. For a while, the Buddha was in the heavens of Confession, and said the Dharma for his mother......"
When Huang Feihong walked to the door with Pork Rong and the others, he was directly stunned!
I poke, what's going on?!
Didn't you say that the Shahe Gang was here to find trouble?!
Why do you all sit cross-legged and listen to the scriptures?!
However, how can this person who reads the scriptures be so familiar?!
That's right, isn't this Liu Jiangtao?!
The one who was robbed by the Sand River Gang?!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was solemn in the face of law, Huang Feihong even had the illusion that this guy in front of him was a high-ranking monk!
Even the garbage of the Shahe Gang can be reduced!
Well, if it weren't for seeing Liu Jiangtao holding a knife on the neck of the leader of the Shahe Gang, he might have really believed his own judgment!
Finally, after reading the scriptures, Liu Jiangtao stood up, casually put the big blade on the table, folded his hands and said:
"Oh rice tofu! The poor road has been completed for you, and please send the statue of the god of wealth of the poor road as soon as possible, otherwise, the poor road will go to your house to block the door! ”
Ha?!
Huang Feihong feels like he can't keep up with the rhythm anymore!
You wear monk's robes but call yourself poor?
You said oh rice tofu in your mouth, but let someone else send it to the God of Wealth statue?
Could it be that the Buddha has become a family?!
No, this guy seems to understand the scriptures taught in the West, that is to say, now the world is one family?!
Who gave you the courage ?!
Six-Eyed Flying Fish?!
Seeing off the embarrassed Shahe Gang, Liu Jiangtao turned his head to look at Huang Feihong with a bewildered face!
"Master Huang, what a coincidence, we met again!"
"yes, yes, what a coincidence!"
Coincidentally, your sister?
Lao Tzu came here to help you!
I didn't expect you to be fine, but the Shahe Gang who came to find trouble was crippled!
That's right, although when he left, Liu Jiangtao had already connected everyone's joints again, but these people could no longer hold a big blade and do it with people.
Why can't you do it with people?!
Liu Jiangtao is black!
When connecting the joints, this guy is hard, the inertia of joint dislocation has been formed, as long as you dare to do it, then sorry, the joint will definitely be misaligned.
Although there is a bit of a psychological obstacle to Liu Jiangtao being so ruthless, I think of these people
can no longer be so unscrupulous to blackmail merchants, Huang Feihong is still very pleased!
"Master Huang, Poor Road has officially opened today, and as soon as it opened, it earned five oceans, what is it swollen?! Do you want to go to the restaurant and rub it out?! ”
It's open?!
Huang Feihong looked at the big blade by the door, and then looked at the dozen or so money bags on the table.
You're a robber, aren't you?
"That, Mr. Liu, no need, Feihong has something to do in the afternoon, so I'll go back first!"
Nima, take the money from the robbery and invite Lao Tzu to dinner, you really have an idea!
"This fellow Daoist, please stay!"
Ha?!
What the hell is this fellow Daoist?!
Although I don't know what Liu Jiangtao's sudden change meant, I don't know why, hearing these seven words, Huang Feihong subconsciously felt furious, as if something bad was about to happen.
Of course, Huang Feihong has not read the god list, and he doesn't know that there is an immortal named Shen Gongbao in the god list!
Shen Gongbao said to Tuxingsun that Daoyou please stay, and then Tuxingsun was cut down;
Shen Gongbao said to Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, please stay, and then the two were killed;
Shen Gongbao said to Zhao Gongming, please stay, and then Zhao Gongming was on the list of gods;
Shen Gongbao said to Sanxiao Niangniang, please stay, and then Sanxiao Niangniang also followed in the footsteps of Zhao Gongming!
It can be said that the mouth cliff of Shen Gongbao is poisonous!
Whoever is called dies!
Although Liu Jiangtao is definitely not as good as Shen Gongbao, the magic of this sentence should not be underestimated!
Therefore, even if he hasn't seen the Fengshen List and doesn't know the person of Shen Gongbao, Huang Feihong still subconsciously feels a little uncomfortable!
"Liu, ......"
Huang Feihong, who turned his head, was stunned again!
I'll poke, aren't you a monk?!
A fake monk is also a monk, but a fake monk of yours, is it swollen to put on a robe?!
A bald head puts on a Taoist robe, how to look at how discordant.
"Actually, the real profession of the poor road is fortune telling! This Taoist friend has a fate with the poor road at a glance, and I don't know if I can let the poor road count a hexagram for you! ”
Ha?!
I'm poking, aren't you taking pictures?!
How did it become a fortune teller again?
(End of chapter)