Face Investigation Bureau: "I'm sorry sir, we are too far away from Huashan, even if we arrive, we can only collect the body for you, good luck." ”

This...... Gao Ao was speechless. After all, what the other party said was reasonable, and his attitude was very polite, so it was not good to be angry at that person.

Dialed from a different number: "Hey, S.H.I.E.L.D." I fell off a cliff on the top of Mount Hua, please send a hero to rescue me immediately. ”

Spider-Man: "Don't think I don't know, you jumped on your own, I saw it on satellites." ”

Iron Man: "You're kidding me, we have to maintain world peace all day long, whoever has the time to take care of you will waste food if you live." ”

Captain America: "Even though you died on your own, I still want to save you." But I don't know how to fly, so I wish you a smooth journey. ”

! One by one, they're awesome, right, and they don't want to say what excuses they want to make, so Gao Ao scolded: "Fake, go and call Thor to labor and management." ”

"Boom!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was struck by thunder, and Sister Venus was struck by Gao Ao's eyes: "If you don't come, you won't come, why are you splitting me?" ”

Thor: "Why don't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart?" A fool just fell down, why haven't you fallen to your death now, and then BB will kill you. ”

Alas! There is really no one to save it, there are so many people in this world, there is no more than one, and one less is not less, how can God care about his life or death.

Almost, since there is no miracle, then you can only rely on yourself. Otherwise, if you wait any longer, it won't be a joke if you really fall to the ground.

Although he has long put life and death aside, there are still parents who gave birth to him in this world, and it would be too irresponsible to just leave.

And he doesn't want to make the headlines tomorrow, if he does fall to his death, he will most likely be written as a scoundrel who drinks and doesn't pay for it.

Because of his escape, he was chased by the commissary boss and finally fell off a cliff, which is really embarrassing if everyone knows it, and it will definitely not work.

And in this case, if he really hangs up, maybe the buddy who sells drinks will have to go to the squatting room when the time comes.

It's okay for a person to die, but don't involve others. Many people have no sense of public morality at all, and they find their own short swords but hurt others.

Some people jumped off the building and didn't die as a result, and the people downstairs were stoned to death, and some people jumped into the river and drowned instead of saving people......

It's far away again, I'm sorry, my attention is always inattentive, my thinking jumps a little, and I don't know who has a way to cure this problem.

Since there was no great immortal to save him, Gao Ao stripped off his coat and revealed a homemade parachute bag made of bed sheets on his back, and he didn't really want to die.

In fact, he used to test God by dying to test that God didn't care about his thoughts, but he never made up his mind.

I just fell from it, but fortunately I had this parachute on my back, otherwise I don't know what the injury would have been.

Gao took a deep breath and pulled down the tab of the parachute, 'Huh? Why is there no reaction at all? ’

"Oh, where's my umbrella?" Gao Ao raised his hand and touched his back, only to feel that he felt a mess.

Thor gloated and smiled: "Hahaha, you won't be broken by me, tsk, you say it's not annoying." ”

"Thor, I bought a bag last year." Gao Ao scolded, and now he is really a bit of a chicken.

Now he is less than five hundred meters above the ground, and now that the parachute is broken, is he really going to fall to his death?

Thor: "Why don't you die stupidly, I'm a god anyway, you kid is a ball." ”

Gao Ao: "You wait, and when I land safely, you'll know what cruelty is." ”

Thor: "Don't you want to die?" I've got you covered. If you don't accept it, you don't accept it, come and beat me, stupid. ”

Gao Ao: "Yes, your name is Thor, right, and I will turn around and send you to nursery school as an idiot." ”

Thor said very weakly: "Ouch, hey! I'm so scared, what can you do to me? ”

Gao Ao: "Hmph, my cousin is the King of Thunder and Lightning Yang, and he also has a cousin named Lei Zhenzi. ”

Thor: "Don't brag, I'll see if you die if you fall down this time, bye." ”

Gao Ao: "Oh no, do you think that if the parachute is broken, I won't have a trick." ”

Fortunately, I bought some treasures on the road just now, otherwise it would have been really dangerous this time.

Now, there is only one gamble, and the next moment is to witness the miracle.

He pulled out a transformer from his trouser pocket: "Come out, Ultraman Tiga." ”

Tiga: "I'm in my hometown M78 Nebula right now, it's too far away to come." ”

Gao Ao was furious: "If you dare to be absent from work, I will fire you on behalf of Ultraman Noah!" ”

Then he took out a Poké Ball: "Pikachu, it's up to you!" ”

Pikachu: "It's your numb head, I can't fly, you bought the wrong ball." ”

! Gao Ao regretted it, he knew that he wouldn't choose this cute thing just now.

"Grandma, you can't fly, you say a fart, get back into the ball, you guys."

Gao Ao took out another bottle of ink and sprinkled it below according to the instructions in the manual.

Then he began to seal the seal, and after the seal he shouted: "Psychic technique!" ”

After a puff of white smoke: "I wipe my tears, what kind of bullshit is this, tadpoles?" ”

It's just that it's not enough to pretend to force too many chakras, or maybe it's not enough to get home.

These messy things are really useless, and it seems that science is more reliable.

Gao Ao couldn't care so much, and took out another artifact and put it on his head, 'Bamboo dragonfly!' ’

At that time, the boss introduced that it was electric, which was much more advanced than the kind of rubbing by hand.

"Huh! Why is it still falling so fast, Ma Dan'er, this thing is used by a bird! ”

Seeing that it was not far from the ground, Gao Ao was anxious: "This is forcing me to use a trick." ”

After tossing and turning for so long, he was already physically and mentally exhausted, and this would be the last attempt.

I saw him take out the moonlight treasure box and slowly break it with difficulty.

Then he shouted at the treasure box: "Pineapple jackfruit!" ”

I have to say that the workmanship of this thing is quite realistic.

The two rows of bright LEDs on top of the treasure box began to flicker.

Well! Is a miracle finally about to happen? Gao Ao stared at the treasure box.

Its light is getting brighter and brighter, and it is so dazzling that people can't open their eyes.

Gao Ao was caught off guard: "Ahhhh My eyes. ”

Although the treasure box was opened, it still did not stop falling.

'Hey, why doesn't it work, could it be that the power is out?' ’

'I'm obviously fully charged, and this light is also very bright.' ’

'Well, is the moonlight treasure box I bought a fake?' ’

'Make no mistake! Fakes kill people, think again. ’

'Did you forget to add an enchantment when you left the factory?' ’

Maybe the Moonlight Treasure Box can't go back in time at all. ’

'How could Xing Ye deceive people? Absolutely not. ’

Maybe it's the wrong formula, so try another one. ’

What is the mantra? There's no time to try them one by one!

Gao Ao looked down, and he was less than fifty meters above the ground.

It's really embarrassing to think about your own life.

Gao Gao's arrogance did him no good.

On the contrary, he repeatedly hit a wall in society.

He squeezed out the last of his strength.

"I'm a younger brother."