Chapter 599: A Friend Comes from Far Away
"Who is the little man, dare to make a ...... here"
Master Guanyin suddenly turned around and looked into a pavilion below......
Following the gaze of Master Guanyin, the white snake and the green snake also looked at the pavilion, and saw that in the pavilion, a handsome and unusually handsome young man was looking at Master Guanyin with a smile......
That's right, this person is none other than Liu Jiangtao!
Looking at the Guanyin Master who was fooling the white snake, the corners of Liu Jiangtao's mouth were slightly hooked, he picked up the green bamboo wine on the stone table, and raised it to the Guanyin Master-
"Wouldn't it be nice to have friends from afar? Xiaosheng prepares a glass of wine here, I wonder if Tuas can enjoy it? ”
After speaking, Liu Jiangtao paused the wine glass in his hand, and the wine in the cup directly turned into a waterline and shot towards Guanyin......
What the?
Seeing this scene, not only the white snake and the green snake, but even the Guanyin master was a little confused!
Damn, what's the condition of this special mother?
How dare anyone make trouble at this time?
He also said that he invited Guanyin to drink, don't you know that people in Buddhism don't drink alcohol?
However, Guanyin Master is a person who has attained the Tao after all, looking at the waterline flying towards him, his eyes flashed with golden light, and the wine that was originally shot at Guanyin Master directly turned around and flew towards Liu Jiangtao......
Looking at the wine that flew back, Liu Jiangtao flipped the wine glass in his hand, and directly turned the water line into the wine, and collected it all in the wine glass without spilling......
"Guanyin Master, Xiaosheng, no, no, it should be called that the poor monk has admired Guanyin Master for a long time, I don't know why the Master refuses people to be thousands of miles away?"
As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao raised his neck and drank the wine in the cup directly......
"The poor monk is a Buddhist who never drinks, and you call yourself a poor monk, but we Buddhists have never drunk alcohol!"
As soon as Guanyin's words fell, Liu Jiangtao couldn't help laughing, the white snake and the green snake who laughed straight looked confused, and Guanyin's face was pale!
If it weren't for the presence of the white snake and the green snake, she would have to maintain a benevolent appearance, and according to her heart, she would have taken down Liu Jiangtao a long time ago, and interrogated this daring man who dared to provoke herself!
"Master, although the poor monk is not good at Buddhism, he knows that the monks don't speak, but I didn't expect the monk to talk nonsense again, which has to surprise the poor monk! Could it be that Tuas is fake? ”
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, although Guanyin felt a little wrong in his heart, he really wanted to accept Liu Jiangtao, a madman, but after taking a look at the white snake, he said slowly:
"I don't think I've ever told a lie, I wonder why you, a fake monk, would ask such questions?"
Cut!
Fake monk!
What's wrong with Lao Tzu being a fake monk?
If it weren't for the purpose of exposing your true colors, would Lao Tzu be like this?
"Amitabha! Tuas, the poor monk has something unclear, I wonder if the monk can solve the puzzle? ”
"The deity has something important to do today, and it must be solved as soon as possible, and your doubts, the deity can help you solve it after the matter is over! Luckily? ”
Guanyin had a peaceful smile on his face, but Liu Jiangtao could feel the murderous intent flashing in Guanyin's eyes!
Guanyin at this moment has moved to kill!
"No, no, no, my affairs are very fast, and my affairs and the affairs of Guanyin Master are very likely to be one thing, so it's okay to do it! Unless the monk doesn't dare to let the poor monk say his doubts! ”
After listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, without waiting for Master Guanyin to speak, the white snake standing next to him moved in his heart and slowly spoke:
"In that case, it's okay to ask about the little girl's affairs later, and the master should solve this son's doubts first!"
I don't know why, White Snake didn't directly call out Liu Jiangtao's name!
Although she said that Liu Jiangtao was a liar, she had to admit that some time before her tragedy, Liu Jiangtao did many things for her good.
The goodwill of brushing in advance finally worked at this moment!
"Good! In that case, just ask, the deity knows everything! ”
"Good! The poor monk heard that you are an omniscient Bodhi, may I ask if this is the case? ”
"Amitabha, although it is a bit exaggerated, it is basically close to the truth!"
"In that case, may I tell me what the poor monk is thinking now?"
Master Guanyin: "......"
White Snake and Green Snake: "......"
!
Isn't this embarrassing?
Without waiting for Master Guanyin to speak, Liu Jiangtao said directly:
"Hey, just kidding......"
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, White Snake couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief!
She thought that Liu Jiangtao would continue to die!
And when Master Guanyin heard Liu Jiangtao's words, although there was no abnormality on his face, the murderous intent in his heart became more and more obvious!
This kid isn't here to ask for answers to his own doubts at all, this guy is here to find fault!
Sure enough, Liu Jiangtao spoke again:
"The poor monk once heard that I descended the dragon Arhat is a monk of wine and meat, does not quit drinking, does not quit meat, insists on the heart, and cultivates wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, may I ask, is there such a thing?"
Master Guanyin: "......"
White Snake and Green Snake: "......"
"Looks like it's real! In this case, that is to say, the people in Buddhism are not really abstaining from alcohol, alcohol and meat, and even the dragon-descending arhats in the Buddha realm have drunk and flesh through their intestines, so why does Tuashfei say that there have never been monks in Buddhism who have ever drunk alcohol? ”
Master Guanyin: "......"
White Snake and Green Snake: "......"
"Since there are wine and meat monks, why does the monk talk nonsense and deny it? Isn't this a monk's words? ”
Master Guanyin: "......"
White Snake and Green Snake: "......"
"Isn't it a contradiction that you have lied, but here you say that you have never lied? Master, can you explain the confusion of the poor monks, why do you open your eyes and tell nonsense? ”
Forehead......
At this moment, let alone Guanyin, even the green snake and the white snake want to be beaten directly by Liu Jiangtao!
Yaya, are you so faulty?
There are some things, if you don't see through them, don't you know?
Without waiting for Master Guanyin and the two snake spirits to speak, Liu Jiangtao spoke again:
"Also, Master Guanyin said that the white girl has not yet lost her fate, and the poor monk doesn't know what this fate is? Is it really the end of the dust, or is there some plan for the master to make the white girl have no end to the dust......"
Well?
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, the smile on the face of Guanyin, who was originally still peaceful, disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a trace of disgust!
"Humph! How can you and other ordinary people know about the things of heaven! The White Lady and the deity have had several encounters, and of course the deity will do his best to solve the White Lady's doubts! But you, an ordinary man, have repeatedly been disrespectful to this seat in language, I don't know what your intentions are? Could it be that there is some conspiracy that has not worked? ”