Chapter 359: Two Iron Balls Fall to the Ground at the Same Time!
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
The head teacher, Mr. Miao, is really out of line, what if this girl jumps down and the girl's parents tear themselves up? She was also afraid, in order to avoid this situation, Teacher Miao could only choose to flicker the equation first and then talk about it.
"Have you ever heard of such a saying? There are no wrong children, only wrong parents! As a parent, you don't give your child a good environment, you can't give your child enough company, you can't give your child - then what do you want your child to do? Forget it when you are a single! ”
Teacher Miao continued to make big moves, using the knowledge he mastered, and was very violent and flickered, trying to make the equation believe that all the mistakes were actually parents, not children.
She's very smart not to mention that it's not a teacher, yes, she just can't mention it, she can't even mention it.
This will give parents a wrong judgment, not the child's fault, that is, the parent's fault?
At this time, I don't know who shouted: "Call the police!" ”
The equation is full of a spirit, just like the spirit at the end of the man-making movement.
"Call a few policemen! Quick, what about the gear we brought? Below, prop up the air cushion, go up to two eloquence, I'll be there in a moment! Equation immediately changed roles, and now he is not a parent, at least not a simple parent, but a strategizing sub-director.
"Yes! Square Bureau! A few police officers hurried away.
"Y-you're the chief of the police department?" Teacher Miao was dumbfounded, he never expected that Fang Miaomiao's father, who was not good at words, would be a bureau chief! It's a bad dish!
Why do you say it's a bad dish? Even if he flickers the equation now, it's useless, just look at his current calm and calm energy, he doesn't look like a master who can be easily fooled and lame!
Teacher Miao's eyes rolled, and suddenly she was full of tears, "Fang Bureau, Fang Bureau, you listen to me, in fact, I am all to blame for this matter, I didn't know that you were so busy with work, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have blamed her for Miao Miao's homework without a parent's signature, Fang Bureau, Fang Bureau-"
The equation looked at her daughter's homeroom teacher with some indifference.
"Save the child first." He said, flicked his sleeves, ran to direct the people to lay the air mattress first, and then hurried up to the top floor.
Once on the top floor, the equation froze.
He saw his daughter Fang Miaomiao, who was sitting on the top of the building two steps away from the corner, but it was Qin Bei who was sitting opposite her in front of her!
None of the equations noticed when Qin Bei left his side.
But obviously, Qin Bei has been coming up for a while.
And seeing that the two of them were talking and laughing, it seemed that Qin Bei had already persuaded Fang Miaomiao!
"Really? What you say is true? Fang Miaomiao said a little excitedly, and she didn't even notice that the equation came up.
"Of course, I never lie to children!" Qin Bei patted his chest and said.
Then the equation saw Qin Bei stand up and walk towards Fang Miaomiao.
Equation suddenly felt an inexplicable nervousness in his heart, he had encountered a similar situation before, the police officers in charge of saving people were cautiously walking forward, eager to rub forward centimeter by centimeter, for fear that because of excessive activity, it would stimulate those who couldn't think of it.
But Qinbei is different, rubbing three steps and making two steps.
The equation subconsciously glanced at Fang Miaomiao again, and found that Fang Miaomiao's eyes actually had a certain excitement in her eyes.
The corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, and he is obviously in a good mood.
The most important thing is that I didn't seem to have paid attention to the equation before, but now after taking a serious look at it, I realized that Fang Miaomiao was actually so thin, and the wide school uniform was a little swaying when she wore it on her body. The equation suddenly remembered that before the summer vacation, Fang Miaomiao wrote an essay and showed it to him.
The title of that essay was, "It's summer vacation, and I want to go out and see it."
I don't remember the content of the essay anymore, but I remember the question very clearly.
It's a pity that neither the equation nor Fang Miaomiao's mother is the kind of person who can take a trip at any time, the professional relationship between the two, the equation still sighed, put the essay aside, and then enrolled Fang Miaomiao in a holiday cram school.
If it weren't for Fang Miaomiao's coming to this holiday cram school, he probably wouldn't have been scolded by their homeroom teacher, Teacher Miao, and if he hadn't been scolded, he probably wouldn't have been unable to think about it.
Now the equation suddenly felt that Miao Miao's teacher Miao had at least one sentence right.
That is, the equation spends too little time with the child.
"Next time, next time on vacation, let's say we won't go to cram school anymore-" The equation muttered, and suddenly his heart seemed to be clenched suddenly, and then he was grabbed twice: "Qin Bei!" What do you want? Come back quickly! ”
The equation saw that the little Wang Balamb in Qinbei went up and grabbed Fang Miaomiao's hand, and then walked to the edge of the roof! Looks like he's trying to find a place to fall!
"Leave my dad alone, Brother Qin Bei, can you jump or not?" Fang Miaomiao said with a pair of big eyes flashing.
"Jump, why not jump? I'm going to find another place without an air cushion and we'll jump again. Qin Bei said with a smile, "By the way, I still remember one thing, did you jump first, or did I drag your teacher who dared to scold you over and let her jump first?" ”
Fang Miao Miao said: "Of course such a fun thing can't let the exterminator jump too first!" ”
"Okay, you can close your eyes." Qin Bei said.
Fang Miaomiao shook her head decisively.
"If you don't close your eyes, it's not fun."
"Don't blame me if you're scared to cry or pee your pants!" Qin Bei said with a smile, at this time, the equation had already rushed over quickly.
"What's the ink, my dad is catching up, hurry up!" Fang Miaomiao urged.
Qin Bei grabbed Fang Miaomiao's hand and jumped down hard!
"Ahhhh
"Air cushion, air cushion, this way, this side ......"
There were panicked voices in the crowd, especially Miao Miao's homeroom teacher, Teacher Miao, who was almost paralyzed by fright.
"Ahh
Halfway through the fall, Fang Miaomiao was finally frightened by this fear.
She hugged Qin Bei's arm tightly.
In the film and television drama, the figure who couldn't think of jumping off the building flashed in Fang Miaomiao's mind one by one.
What flashed immediately was that in addition to being busy, parents were also busy.
They even try to eat as short as possible.
I've never seen them eat slowly.
The longest time, from the preparation of the meal to the end, was only four minutes and eighteen seconds.
Fang Miaomiao calculated the stopwatch.
They really shouldn't be blamed.
Bang! The two fell to the ground.
Safe and sound.
But Fang Miaomiao couldn't stand anymore, and her whole body was trembling like a swing.
Qin Bei said with a smile: "Isn't it fun?" Would you like to try it yourself? ”
Fang Miaomiao was so frightened that she couldn't even speak clearly, and shook her head vigorously.
"I'll go and drag you Teacher Miao to play once." Qin Bei walked towards Teacher Miao.
Fang Miao tugged at Qin Bei's sleeve and shook her head, "Don't." It's not all Mr. Miao's problem. ”
Qin Bei patted Fang Miaomiao's little hand and said, "If you don't let her see it once, she will scold you or others next time." You happen to be here this time, we can play a game, what if you change to another classmate next time? What if I'm not there next time? ”
After speaking, no matter what Fang Miaomiao thought, Qin Bei stepped forward and dragged Teacher Miao, who was almost paralyzed on the ground.
"You, what do you want to do?" Teacher Miao asked in a panic.
Qin Bei ignored her, so he dragged and dragged him all the way to the top floor.
Fang Miaomiao shook for two moments, and finally came back to her senses, took small steps, and followed Qin Bei's footsteps.
Qin Bei was a little stunned, this little girl's psychological endurance is really not ordinarily strong.
On the top floor, the equation sat on the ground with a pale face.
Although he somewhat understood what Qin Bei wanted to do, he also knew that Qin Bei's kung fu was relatively high.
But he doesn't worry about others, but that's his own daughter!
What if something goes wrong?
Seeing Qin Bei dragging Teacher Miao and following Fang Miaomiao up behind him, the equation couldn't help but rush towards Fang Miaomiao.
However, after only two steps, he fell to the ground with a thud.
The two legs trembled so badly that he couldn't stand steadily.
Fang Miaomiao cried and rushed towards the equation.
Qin Bei directly took a step forward and dragged Fang Miaomiao away.
Dragged Fang Miaomiao with one hand and Teacher Miao with the other.
Walked to the edge of the eaves.
"Qinbei! What do you want? The equation yelled anxiously.
Fang Miaomiao was also frightened: "Brother, what are you going to do!" ”
Teacher Miao was so frightened that he couldn't speak.
Qin Bei didn't care what their reaction was, he grabbed the arms of the two of them and threw them down.
"Ahhh
"Ahh
"Ahhh
There were three screams in succession, two of which were from Fang Miaomiao and Teacher Miao, and the other was from equations.
Fang Miaomiao was frightened this time, last time Qin Bei dragged her, she was not so nervous, this time she was directly thrown down by Qin Bei, thinking that it was over, she was going to die-
Teacher Miao was so frightened that she didn't know what to think anymore. Probably thinking that if I don't die this time, I won't beat and scold the students again.
You don't know what kind of student parent is on the stall!
"Do you guess Teacher Miao or Fang Miaomiao, who will fall first?"
"It must be Teacher Miao, she's too fat!"
"Cut, have you ever learned that two iron balls landed at the same time?"
Qin Bei followed and jumped forward, making a thousand catties of kung fu.
Before Fang Miaomiao and Teacher Miao, he fell to the ground.
Then one in one hand, he grabbed Fang Miaomiao and Teacher Miao.
Then he threw them on the ground without explanation, and he did not pay any more attention to them.
Thinking that after this wonderful journey, Fang Miaomiao will no longer easily want to commit suicide, and Teacher Miao will no longer easily beat and scold students.
"I'll go! Who is this young man, it's too awesome! ”
"Male god male god, leave a phone call!"
A group of fifth- and sixth-grade girls rushed towards Qin Bei.
Cold sweat broke out on Qin Bei's forehead.
These days, are even elementary school students so strong?
In comparison, his skills in picking up girls are simply weak!
Parting the crowd in a panic, Qin Bei's mobile phone rang.
"Wrong, wrong!" Su Linlang's eager voice came from the mobile phone: "There is a problem with our news channel, Tan Zhengying didn't go to the side I said, just now when I called you, there was news that his whereabouts were discovered!" ”