The next day, at four o'clock in the afternoon, a few of us sat around the dinner table.

It might be dinner for the average person, but breakfast for us.

"Brother Song, can you tell us about yesterday's story??" Nanbei held a chicken paw in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, and asked Yang Song with his face full of oil.

"Don't fucking mention that stupid pussy to me, I'm fucking mad at the thought of her!!" Yang Song was obviously beaten by the sequelae of the woman yesterday, until this morning his nose was still bleeding, there was no way he could only use toilet paper to block the two nostrils, but the nose was blocked and he couldn't breathe, he could only breathe through his mouth, so eating with him was simply a kind of torture, eating for a while and panting for a while......

"Tell me, I also want to hear about your first love......" Wu Mei said with a curious look on her face, blinking her big eyes on the side.

"B, wasn't I idle that day...... I just took WeChat to pick up the drifting bottle there to play, pick it up and pick it up and prompted me not to let me pick it up, no way I started to shake it, I shook it for more than two hours, and my wrists were swollen for me, but there was no beauty, either selling ** or a forty-year-old widow, but just when I was about to give up, suddenly an avatar appeared in my eyes!! ”

Speaking of this, Yang Song took a sip of beer, snatched the chicken leg from Nanbei and put it in his mouth, and then continued with a deep look in his eyes: "Her screen name is a peach, what a desirable name, what a fantasy name!" ”

"You say the point is okay??" Meng Liang on the side suggested with some irritability.

"Listen to you honestly, don't listen to the calves!!" Yang Song waved the chicken leg in his hand, and spit at Meng Liang's face.

"You talk, you talk!!" Meng Liang wiped the foaming stars on his face a little speechlessly, and didn't dare to speak.

"That's how I started a sweet journey with this peach.,I chat with her every night.,It's been more than a fucking month.,I've been deceived by that fool for more than a ......month.,My fucking daughter-in-law called her long daughter-in-law for so long every day.,I'm fucking disgusting when I think about it now.,I'm okay to give her a Q coin and give her an iQiyi member.,But what about her?? She ruined all my hopes for a better love in the future, it turned out that the call was a lie!! Speaking of this, Yang Song's eyes were filled with tears, and his expression was extremely painful.

"Hahaha!!"

A few of us laughed out loud when we looked at Yang Song's expression, especially Liu Rui who covered his stomach with a smile.

"Haven't you seen her picture, then?" Wu Mei asked with her mouth covered.

"See, come and see if this picture is alone??" Saying that, Yang Song took out the phone and threw it in front of us, I took a closer look at the photo, this is obviously Zhao Liying, okay??

And the most awesome thing is that it's a costume photo, and the thing on the side says that so-and-so movie will be released on such and such a day!!

"Don't you know this is a star??" I looked at Yang Song a little speechless and asked.

"Now I know, I don't know, she not only took Zhao Liying's photo as her own avatar, but also shared her photo in the circle of friends when she was fine, the minimum sincerity and trust between people is gone, just think about it, I'm angry with her, I talked to her for more than a month, I didn't expect to meet such a thing, wait for him, as soon as I saw the woman, I was scared to pee my pants at the time, is this photo a person?? The face plate has to be at least eight laps!! And he also fucking brushed a big white, just like the fucking old sow who just came out of the circle!! ”

Speaking of this, Yang Song actually squeezed out a few tears, and hugged Nanbei next to him with an unusually sad expression and cried: "Nanbei, do you know?? She ruined all my attachment to love, all my longing and yearning for my future marriage, and I may never believe in online dating in my life......"

"No, no, not so ......," Nanbei patted Yang Song's shoulder and comforted softly.

"Can you imagine that scene? In order to see him, I specially borrowed a suit and leather shoes from Meng Liang, and when I walked to the square with the white rose in my hand, so many people watched, do you know how stupid I am in the square, do you know how stupid B she is in the square? ? ”

"Didn't you run away later??" I looked up as I ate.

"Can I not run?? I was stupid when I saw her, she ran at me like crazy, and called my husband as she ran!! So many people in the square have seen the!! Walking the dog, taking children, dancing in the square, setting up stalls on the ground, so many people's eyes are focused on the two of us, and there was only one thought in my mind at the time, that is, despair, despair, do you understand?? ”

At this time, Yang Song's whole speech expression and body movements have reached a certain level, and several of us put down the rice bowl in our hands and watched Yang Song's colorful performance.

"And what about later?? Why are you two fighting?? Liu Rui asked.

"Then I ran, I ran after her, she chased me, she chased me, but I couldn't outrun her at all!! She's so capable of running away......"

"You're calling me when you're running??" It was only then that I understood why Yang Song didn't answer after calling me, it turned out that I was caught up by the woman and had no time to answer the phone.

"Yes, then she caught up with me, and she threw me straight on my heels with an over-the-shoulder fall, and I started to fight back, and at first I was able to beat him, but then I really didn't have the strength...... I'll let her fight for a long time, but luckily you guys came in time, or I'd have to let that stupid beat to death!! ”

Hearing this, a few of us hurriedly picked up our rice bowls and pretended to eat, if we let Yang Song know that we were watching the excitement from the sidelines, we would have to be anxious......

"Jingle bell!! Jingle Bell!! ”

It was at this time that a cell phone rang.

"Who's?? I said I didn't say that I would silence my phone when I had a meeting!! Yang Song shouted with eyes after hearing the ringing of his mobile phone, like a cat that saw a mouse.

"It's not mine, it's not mine......" I shook my head.

"Nor my ......"

"Mine my!!" At this time, Nanbei took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and ran to the side with a stupid smile to answer the phone.

"Answering the phone and hiding from ......," Yang Song said as he pouted and looked at Nanbei.

"Huh!!" I smiled and didn't speak, and after a while, Nanbei ran back and handed the phone to me.

"Looking for your ......," Nanbei said, looking at me.