Chapter 368

"Eldest sister, Cancan's new wenlian has been broadcast, have you watched it? Oh, I didn't watch it, it's okay, there will be a replay at 9 o'clock tonight on 13 sets. Yes, at nine o'clock in the evening, 13 sets, remember to see it. ”

"Second sister, Cancan has been broadcast on the new wenlian, have you watched it? I saw it, hahahaha, yes, this girl is quite photogenic. Our old Gu family can be regarded as someone who can be on the new wenlian broadcast. ”

"Third sister, the new wenlian has been broadcast, have you watched it? I didn't watch it.,There's a replay at 9 o'clock in the evening on the 13th set.,You have to watch it again.。 Yes, the movie made by Cancan has broken a record of foreign films, so people will report it. Hey, sister, you have to watch it, haha. ”

"Fourth Sister ......"

"Lao Liu ......"

"Lao Wang......"

"Lao Li ......"

After Gu Wei watched Gu Cancan's appearance in the new wenlian broadcast, he couldn't find North with a smile, although his daughter appeared on the screen for only about ten seconds, but it had already made Lao Gu feel that his ancestors had light and reached the peak.

Even last year's bright future, with a profit of hundreds of millions, I have never been so happy.

After calling the relatives of the Gu family, Gu Wei called a few more friends, all of whom were good friends in Qingjiang City.

Over there, Wang Sufen is not calm, she is also talking to her sister on the phone.

Gu Wei has four sisters, but Wang Sufen has six sisters and a younger brother, and she will also be notified one by one, and happily ask her relatives to watch the replay again.

My daughter is showing her face this time.

Gu Cancan was also on the phone in the room, to be precise, answering the phone.

After the new weilian broadcast, her mobile phone call never ended, and often just hung up one, and immediately another person called in.

In the morning, there was a wave of people congratulating "The Heartbreaker" on surpassing "Titanic" at the box office, and this time even the new Weilian broadcast was broadcast, and more people called to congratulate them.

As for her Weibo, it has 120,000 likes, 13,000 comments, and more than 6,500 retweets, which is already the hottest hotspot on Weibo.

"Heartbreaker" surpassed "Titanic" at the box office, which completely ignited the enthusiasm of netizens.

"My little sister Niu Pen~! (Broken sound)"

"Now Gu Cancan's achievements are officially recognized and praised, and I look forward to the young lady's next success!"

"The second brush of "Heartbreaker" is gone!"

"If it weren't for the Spring Festival soon, I would have taken my parents to the cinema to watch "Heartbreaker" today. After the sixth year of junior high school is fine, I must take my parents to watch this movie. ”

"Gu Cancan is good at everything, but the story is too sad, if only it was a happy ending."

"The original work of "Heartbreaker" is such an ending, and Gu Cancan's filming is very close to the original work. Speaking of which, she still has a movie that will be released on the 29th of the lunar month, and we will all support it when the time comes. ”

"Support support, I haven't gone to the movies in the past few days of the Chinese New Year."

"I don't have this habit, but it's not bad to think about going to a movie, the New Year's goods that have been reorganized have been done, and the relatives who should have left have also gone, and Twenty-nine is quite leisurely."

"The young lady chose this schedule is a bit strange, I don't know if the movie theater will open."

"I asked the movie theaters in our county, they are closed for Chinese New Year's Eve this year, they were closed before, what kind of meow movie is there this year, subsidize the theater, and there are many good movies released this year, and the boss decided not to close the door."

"Meow eye movies are Gu Cancan's ......"

"I'll go, really. I've studied this meow eye movie website, and the picture is very big, Gu Cancan is playing a big game of chess. ”

"Ask for advice, what's wrong with the meow eye movie?"

"To put it simply, this website wants to realize online ticket sales and online payment. Online ticket sales can clearly know the sales of movies, and the box office statistics are more accurate. As for online payment, this is amazing, and one or two sentences are not clear. ”

"I don't know!"

"I don't understand, I still care about Gu Cancan's upcoming movie. The combination of Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang is a bit interesting. ”

"Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang's two faces want to laugh when they look at them, I am optimistic about this movie."

"And in fact, if you think about it carefully, it will be released during the Spring Festival, and the days are not bad, ordinary people are in these days, there is nothing to do, you can't drink a big bar, and these days you will go to relatives to eat, in fact, it is quite idle, and it is really a good choice to watch a movie."

"Yes, it's actually quite boring to go home every year, why didn't I think about going to the movies before."

"Gu Cancan, this is a comedy, don't worry, take your parents to see it."

This time, with the popularity of the new wenlian broadcast, the bright era successfully brought up the popularity of "People in Embarrassment" released during the Spring Festival.

And because of the new wenlian broadcast report, the box office of "Heartbreaker" has recovered, and it has returned to more than 10 million.

Ning Hao was a little depressed.

Originally, the performance of "Crazy Racing" in the past ten days was absolutely eye-catching, and the industry was shocked and thought that "Crazy Racing" might win the box office championship of the Chinese New Year.

As a result, "Heartbreaker" surpassed "Titanic" at the box office and attracted the attention of the whole people, which suppressed the popularity of "Crazy Racing" and actually came back to life.

And next, "People in Embarrassment" will be released soon, and Ning Hao knows that no matter what the quality of this film is, the combination of Gu Cancan + Xu Zheng + Wang Baoqiang will have a box office guarantee of hundreds of millions.

What's more, there are cameos starring several of the hottest sitcoms in 2008, and it may also attract some young audiences who don't watch movies.

This road comedy is also full of potential.

Facing the front and back attacks of the two movies in the bright era, Ning Hao really had a headache.

But looking at the daily box office receipts, Ning Hao couldn't help but laugh again.

This Chinese New Year stall is a strong one that no one expected.

Not only is the release of the movie strong, but the audience is also very strong.

Although "Do Not Disturb" and "Crazy Racing" seem to be covered up by the popularity of "Heartbreaker", in fact, the box office of the two has made investors happy, "Do Not Disturb" broke 400 million, "Crazy Racing" has a box office of 320 million in ten days after its release, and even the scolded bloody "Under the Red Cliff" has reached 220 million at this time.

It can be said that this Chinese New Year, except for those cannon fodder, there are no losers.

This unprecedentedly fierce Chinese New Year stall is your singing and I appear, but "Heartbreaker" is the brightest star that has always stood tall.

……

"Erniu, what are you doing, come over for dinner!" Her father yelled at a loud voice.

Xu Sijia rolled her eyes and said softly to the phone: "I hung up, my dad called me to eat." ”

There was a laugh on the other side of the phone: "Well, okay, second girl." ”

Xu Sijia's eyes widened, and she said in shame: "Li Jincheng, I gave you face, right, and you dare to laugh at me." ”

Li Jincheng over there laughed: "Just kidding, dear, eat well and drink plenty of hot water, bye." ”

Xu Sijia just wanted to put down the phone, but Li Jincheng's voice came again: "By the way, dear, today the premiere of "People in Embarrassment", don't you like Wang Baoqiang, let's go to the movies in the afternoon?" ”

"You like Wang Baoqiang! What I like is Xu Zheng, Xu Zheng! ”

"Oh, whoever it is, let's go together, it's going to be nothing for the past two days anyway."

"Okay then."

Xu Sijia and Li Jincheng are alumni, and they met in friendship with fellow villagers, and they were surprised to find that the two were in the same city and the same district, but the schools were different, and the two people who were okay in appearance and like-minded naturally walked together.

After eating, Xu Sijia wrapped it tightly, said hello to her parents and went out of the house.

In the bustling area of Changchun City, in a theater under the Star Shadow United Cinema Line, a young man and woman are buying tickets at the front desk.

"Two people are embarrassed."

"Please get your ticket."

I often encounter people who have been discussing for a long time, and they criticize the movies that are being released one by one, but they don't buy tickets, and the conductor likes such a refreshing audience, and their smiles are a little brighter.

I took two tickets, and there were still ten minutes left before the screening.

"Wait until I'm done with drinks and popcorn." Li Jincheng said.

This pair of dog men and women (crossed out), this pair of young men and women are naturally Xu Sijia and Li Jincheng.

After buying food and drinking, the two walked into the screening hall hand in hand.

There were quite a lot of people in the screening hall, and there were about seventy or eighty percent of the seats.

Soon the movie begins, and after a few boring patch ads, the screen flashes, revealing the logo of the General Administration, followed by the opening credits of the bright era.

At the beginning of the film, it was Xu Zheng wearing a wig, sitting there like a dog eating Western food, with big sideburns on both sides like Elvis Presley, half-rimmed glasses, a look of lack of twitching, four or six points of hair, and he hadn't spoken yet, and a poisonous tongue temperament came out spontaneously.

followed the picture and revealed, revealing Wang Baoqiang's big face, with a white cloth towel wrapped around his head, and a strong smell of bud rice stubble: "What's it, what's written!" ”

Some people in the screening hall couldn't help laughing, and some people looked at the laughter with contempt in their eyes, and they all felt that the people who could laugh in this episode had too low a laugh.

Wang Baoqiang, the audience has long been surprised, and always thinks that he is stupid in everything he plays, but with his image, it is good to be an actor, he looks very honest, and there are no scandals, which is still quite popular. This is probably the impression of Wang Baoqiang in the hearts of ordinary people.

Gu Cancan's filming rhythm is very skillful, and he explains the background of the story cleanly.

Li Chenggong, the owner of the doll company, has a wife and daughter at home, and a lover outside.

Niu Geng, a milkman, couldn't pay wages at a loss in the factory, so he went to Xingcheng on behalf of the factory director to ask for debts.

At the airport, Niu Geng took the ticket and asked, "Is this to Changsha?" ”

"Yes."

"Am I on a standing ticket or a sitting ticket?"

"Haha!"

There were people laughing in the screening room again, and there was obviously a lot more laughter, the stalks used in comedy movies, freshness is very important, timing is also very important, and the play is just right.

Niu Gengtou returned to the plane, and he was stupid and not stunned, so it was natural to ask this sentence.

"Poof, hahahaha." Xu Sijia smiled and leaned back.

Li Jincheng tugged at the corners of his mouth, is it so funny, eldest sister?

Next, I saw Wang Baoqiang holding a big spoon and a kitchen knife, shouting at the security personnel at the top of his voice: "This is not allowed to be brought, that is not allowed to be brought, okay, I will check these in, but why not bring this bottle of milk?" ”

"I'm sorry sir, the Civil Aviation Administration has a rule that liquids are not allowed on the plane."

"I let me take the train, why don't I let the plane?"

"Sorry, if you insist on bringing it on the plane, you can check it in with your kitchen knife, or you can drink it now."

Wang Baoqiang's face stiffened, his eyes rolled up, and then his expression turned grim, and he raised his neck and began to pour.

This section is a real shot, it is definitely a real filling, even if there are camera cuts, but the clumping Adam's apple and the white thick liquid overflowing along the corners of the mouth are not fake.

The onlookers in the play were stunned, and the audience in the screening hall was also stunned, only to feel that there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping overhead.

Everyone was stunned with a capital letter, and Li Jincheng was drinking a drink, and he sprayed on the ground.

"Hey, hey!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The audience in the front row glared at Li Jincheng angrily and wanted to beat him.

That's when a conversation comes across the screen.

"Do you know what Spring Festival is? I'll tell you! ”

"Buzz!"

Li Chenggong lit up his mobile phone, the men shouted, the women were noisy, the children were crying, the station was broadcasting, and the snacks were peddling, like a person's noisy copy and amplification of the sound 10,000 times, and it came through the screen with a bang.

"Holy!"

The audience was taken aback, this situation was really familiar and strange.

So as soon as this scene appeared, the audience with similar experiences watched Xu Zheng fight his way out of the carriage with the strength of holding, and they all felt the same way.

The closeness of life, commonly known as down-to-earth, is a very important element of movie-watching.

The front row glared at Li Jincheng fiercely a few times, but at this time the story on the screen was more attractive, he pointed at Li Jincheng, sat down and continued to watch the movie.

"Let's go." Xu Sijia whispered in Li Jincheng's ear.

Li Jincheng is young and vigorous, how can he admit it in front of his girlfriend: "Don't go, continue to watch such a good movie." ”

Xu Sijia just wanted to stomp her feet.

In the movie, Xu Zheng squeezed into the carriage with great difficulty.

"It's all beautiful!"

"Thank you, uncle."

"Uncle? It's too exaggerated, I'm born in the 90s. ”

"Huh? Boss, it doesn't look like it! Wang Baoqiang interjected.

"I went to college in the 90s."

"That's not too small!" Wang Baoqiang vividly showed the image of a black teammate bastard.

"Wow, it's Hu Yifei." The cameos of the girls from the love apartment made the young audience exclaim, and many of them came for them.

In the movie, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng first took a plane, the plane was foggy, and then they took the train instead, and they bought the same seat, and these few lines of dialogue caused the audience to chuckle.

Niu Geng is a straight intestine, there is no need to describe it more, but Li Chenggong's character building took some skills, his career is small, his appearance is not bad, he is mean to his subordinates, he is polite to his wife, he loves his daughter, and he has a lover outside. But it's not that bad, for example, when he finds out that he bought a fake ticket, he will let Niu Geng sit with a disturbed conscience, and he will laugh when he sees a beautiful woman, but he has no real evil thoughts.

Compared with those black and white characters, this is a more convincing personality.

"Please note that there is a landslide one kilometer in front of the railway, and the vehicle cannot move forward temporarily, so please be ready to get off!"

The main line of the whole film is to go home, the plot development follows the change of means of transportation and location, the train encountered a landslide, and had to go down to a small township halfway, and the two took a minibus to the city, and the road collapsed.

After a skirmish, I finally took a tractor to Hankou and got on a bus to Changsha.

If the story goes smoothly here, then it's time for the whole movie to end.

So of course it won't go well.

The bridge broke down again, and the bus turned around and headed back to Hankow.

It's already night, and the two have to find a small hotel to stay together, and then, they come to the funniest passage in the whole film.

"Open one? You two men open a room? ”

"Yes."

"Hurry up, I'm sleepy."

"No, you two men?"

The hotel aunt looked confused, and with an authentic local dialect, the audience was already laughing.

As a result, when he opened the door, he found that there was only TM one bed inside, Li Chenggong didn't want to sleep on the same bed with Niu Geng, and squatted for half a night wrapped in a coat, after all, he couldn't help but feel sleepy, and lay down very tragically.

Niu Geng was shirtless, rolling around restlessly, and with an outstretched arm, he was on Li Chenggong's body.

Li Chenggong wanted to push it away, but as soon as the hand in the quilt was touched, the music paused, the picture was still, and a freeze-frame shot came.

"What's going on?"

"Hard, huh?"

"Fuck off!"

The audience was complaining, when they saw Li Chenggong jumping out of bed, with a sad and angry face: "Hey, wake up!" Wake up! ”

"Huh?"

Wang Baoqiang opened his eyes in a daze.

"You're sick, what's the condition to be naked. Sleep? ”

"It's comfortable to sleep bare!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed.

This is not over, Niu Geng snored and grinded his teeth, Li Chenggong simply covered his head, but with a "bang", a fart collapsed again.

Xu Sijia forgot that her boyfriend had a conflict with someone just now, and was completely attracted by the movie, "This film is so funny!" Goose goose goose! ”

"That look is stunning!"

Li Jincheng also couldn't stop laughing.

At this time, everyone is staring at the big screen, for fear that they will miss a little.

Some boring movies can make the audience relax and drowsy, and some good works, even if it is a comedy, will keep the audience's spirit in a state of excitement all the time, and will completely fall into it as the plot unfolds.

Since Li Chenggong and Niu Geng shared the same bed, the laughter in the screening room has not stopped, there is a bad bed partner, I don't know where there are all kinds of noise, Li Chenggong couldn't bear it, put on his coat and went out.

Unexpectedly, it was a group of martial arts teams practicing, and this thing was intimidated for a second, so he returned to the room and went to bed.

The camera gives a frontal close-up, an honest look, and the audience thinks it's okay, but as a result, a woman, a woman, a woman, a person, sits up from behind.

"Sister, don't persuade me anymore, I have to report to him every day what I eat, drink, and wear, isn't he going to catch the adulterer? I shouted at him to catch, grab a shovel! ”

The small and charming Huang Xiaolei caught everyone's attention as soon as she appeared.

Don't look at such a scene in just a few minutes, Huang Xiaolei has exhausted her thoughts, from tone to facial expressions, everything is a burden.

When Xu Zheng heard the woman's voice, he opened his eyes instantly, and he was stupid.

He realized he was in the wrong room and began to crawl down in a sneaky way.

"He was eavesdropping when I left, I deliberately said the name of the hotel and the room number, I look like Gu Cancan, and it's not my fault, why does he say I like a fox every day!"

The original version said that he looked like fanbingbing, so naturally he couldn't mention it here, Gu Cancan simply made fun of himself.

In the screening hall, many people burst into laughter, Gu Cancan is the boss of the bright era, she is still a director, and she makes fun of herself, which is hard enough.

Xu Zheng crawled secretly, looking to go out, but he heard the sound of footsteps outside, so he had to hide hard.

A buddy barged in, and the little couple began to argue.

"Wife, don't get me wrong, I, I'm not here to catch a rapist."

"Turn on the lights for you, keep your dog's eyes open and take a good look, come on, adulter! Adulterer! Oh, where is my adulterer? You just stripped naked and lay in bed with me! ”

Huang Xiaolei rummaged through the cabinets to help her husband find an adulterer, but naturally there was no hair.

The audience is also curious about where Xu Zheng is hiding.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, daughter-in-law, let's go home!"

As he was talking, suddenly a shoe fell off, the man was stunned, and then pushed the door, only to see Xu Zheng wearing a pair of red slats, a pair of boxer panties, squatting on a hanger like a monkey, and said weakly: "I said I went to the wrong room, do you believe it?" ”

There was a burst of laughter in the screening room, and only in this case can the ghost TM believe it!

This small hotel play, high. The tide is wave after wave, the audience laughs constantly, and everyone's expectations for this drama are not very high, but seeing this, it is a complete big surprise!

Of course, to be honest, there are a lot of irrationalities in this movie.

For example, in the end, because Xiao San glanced at the main room, he suddenly realized and voluntarily gave up.

This is also too much in line with socialist ideological education. However, Gu Cancan still retained this bridge, presenting a happy ending.

Li Chenggong's wife is also a little awkward, saying that it sounds good to be virtuous and generous, to put it bluntly, it is to endure humiliation and burden, she is not stupid, can she not guess that her husband is cheating?

and Li Chenggong, because of an embarrassing trip, he changed his concept of life, and he loved the country and his family, which is a common problem of domestic directors, but under the prominence of the overall level, the audience easily forgave these shortcomings.

After the movie ended, the audience walked out of the screening hall and kept discussing the plot they had just watched, obviously satisfied with the quality of the film.

Xu Sijia and Li Jincheng were laughing and discussing the plot, and it happened that they happened to meet with the two young people who had the conflict just now.

The two of them felt a pang in their hearts.

"I'm happy to watch a movie today, I don't have to worry about you, pay attention to watching movies in the future." The young man walked away.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, they made the audience laugh and feel happy in the embarrassment, if it was a sad person who caused depression, it is estimated that the fight would have started a long time ago.

"Hey, it doesn't feel worse than crazy racing, and the laughter is very dense."

"Well, it's easy to look at the race car."

"I don't know how much the box office will be."

"It shouldn't be almost, let my parents watch it in two days, this movie is suitable for the whole family to watch together."

"Good movie, let's go to Amway online."

"Okay."

The two of them gradually walked away as they spoke.