Chapter 70: Meng Po in the Netherworld
Meng Po, she is also here.
"You're going to me?"
Song Nian was not in a hurry, carrying two small beans, sitting on a chair beside him, holding his cheeks with one hand, and hanging the small beans in the air with the other, hanging from the sky to the ground.
"Why are we scolding you? Our boss is powerful, and Meng Po is naturally like a bag to get things. ”
When this little bean Ding boasted about their boss, he was so blindly confident, and he didn't think about his current situation.
"Oh? So why are you here? ”
These two beans, I don't know why they are here, I'm afraid they have been sold by his boss a long time ago.
Since this place is a netherworld, it can naturally accommodate the evil things in the world, and the two little beans that he is holding in his hands now in Song Nian have not become those evil potential. And the reason why they are here is that his boss wants to hunt for more ferocious food, these two are too small, and they are tasteless, and it is a pity to abandon them, so it is better to throw them outside this door and make a bait with the evil people passing by.
"I ...... We're going to intercept you for the boss, yes, intercept you and save Meng Po. ”
After questioning, he beat the bean who had just been high-spirited, and now he cheered up and slapped his swollen face in front of Song Nian to become fat.
"Just you?"
Song Nian is not in a hurry now, he originally wanted to find out, but now he has changed his mind. This Meng Po has now been arrested, and there is a strange color in this matter.
had to make him think deeply.
"What's wrong with me? Master, I'm a clever ghost, and I'm no worse than you, a ghost who sells his soul. ”
This little bean Ding thought that Song Nian was a ghost who came to rescue Meng Po.
"Then I don't know what you did when you robbed Meng Po?"
Since they misunderstand this matter, it is better to follow the vine, but I don't know how many things the bait "bait" knows?
"Robbing her is useful, it's not my turn to point fingers in this matter, our boss has his own conclusion."
Seeing that Song Nian believed what Song Nian said to them, the two little beans inexplicably rose a little bit of pride, and forgot everything Song Nian said just now.
"Oh? Are you going to take me away too? ”
Song Nian let go of his hand, looked at the two little beans, and thought about it.
"Now I know, it's late!"
This Douding is worthy of being a clever little ghost, this has just left his Song Nian's hand, and his backhand throws out a net, and a big one sleeps together, completely covering Song Nian. In order to avoid revealing flaws, Song Nian symbolically struggled a few times in this net before he "fainted".
The net in Douding's hand is also a magic weapon that is not big or small, so like what his boss said, maybe when, the two of them will be able to catch a great character.
Although this ghost is not the same today, but in the future, they will always meet the highest requirements.
This toss has kept them busy for a long time, and now they can't wait to distort time and space now and send him to the master's place. Thinking of this, they naturally did not slack off under their hands, and packed up Song Nian's three and five divided by two, and after a gust of wind, all the characters encountered in this door disappeared completely.
Song Nian was sober.
He wanted to see what the group was going to do.
Along the way, trapped in this net, when I stopped, I opened my eyes, and the inside of the house was a different scene. He is afraid that he is in a void realm, thinking that they are afraid that Song Nian will save Meng Po, this is an overestimation of his magic ability, this void realm is not an ordinary Da Luo Zhenxian is afraid that it can't be broken, it seems that this is locked up in him, not those two clever ghosts.
I never thought that he, the boss, really had some ability.
He has always been in good spirits, but he never thought that he would let others take advantage of it. Now this void realm locks him, and I am afraid that even if I don't know what the purpose of his trip is, I am afraid that I will know a thing or two about him.
Interestingly, in addition to the evil ghosts and the like, there are still such people in this netherworld.
"Your Excellency is awake?"
Song Nian was thinking about it, and he seemed to think of the sound around him, this sound was very pleasing to the ears when he heard it, and it shouldn't be bad if he thought about it.
In this realm, in addition to thinking about some chatting as comfort, now that he has been seen through, he is naturally a person who feels bored and does not want to pay attention to the person outside.
"Your Excellency acted recklessly in anger and did not say hello?"
This is an undead heart, Song Nian didn't want to say much to him, he said it sentence by sentence, just thinking about it
Tune, thinking that the skin is also a good Song Nian, but now he is a little more impatient.
There are chatters around him, and stupid books are one, but his age is naturally different.
"It seems that Your Excellency is angry with me."
Song Nian felt strange, this person outside, but here he was entangled in whether he was angry or not, the point was whether he was angry? He felt that there was some misunderstanding here.
"Ahem...... Where exactly do you want to send Xiaosheng? ”
I didn't think it was right, but Song Nian didn't dwell on it, and asked tentatively.
"Take you home."
Go home? What kind of home to go back to? Wasn't he arrested in the Netherworld? What does it mean to go home now?
"Childe, did you bring the wrong person?"
He hadn't heard of it, and now he was going to take him home, and it sounded strange here.
"No, you're my man."
It's okay to be outside, answer directly and simply, this time it makes Song Nian cry and laugh, his people? In this day, it was really lively, and it was molested all of a sudden, but the family was directly placed by this person as his person, and it was eight thousand years, and the Song Dynasty did not have such a prosperous peach blossom robbery.
Speaking of this peach blossom tribulation, Song Nian remembered his smile when he was in the heavenly realm.
The gods born at the beginning of the opening of heaven and earth are naturally comparable to ordinary immortals and gods, but they also have shortcomings, such as these seven emotions and six desires, and emotional ups and downs.
It's okay that he and his ancestor are together, the two of them have known each other since they were children, and fighting and bickering are commonplace, so they are still complete in this emotional ups and downs.
But these seven emotions and six desires are very lacking.
This is also not to blame them, when the world first opened, the so-called first batch of immortals is only him with the ancestor two, both of them are male bodies, so after tens of thousands of years of getting along, there is a little phoenix boy, coincidentally the little phoenix boy is also a male, so the three of them live in one place, often compete with each other, and it is still an intimate move on weekdays, because there is no way to compare, so I don't know if it is inappropriate.
This inappropriateness seems to be very obvious at home, but the extraordinary way of cultivating that day is naturally the way of pure heart and few desires, and there are few needs in terms of **.
But the human beings they created had this need.
One day, when he was bored with the ancestor, he couldn't solve the boredom in a big fight, so he had to drag the little phoenix boy out of the house.
On weekdays, the phoenix boy is placed in the ruins, but it happened that the ancestor calculated that the little phoenix boy had a big disaster recently, and they were afraid that the little phoenix boy would not be able to pass a mistake, so when they went to the world to inspect, they also took him with him.
At that time, the world was already taking shape. They wandered among the liquor shops in the market, but they also had a special taste, and when they turned around, although the little phoenix boy did not say anything, he could also see that he was happy, and it was a wonderful thing that he did not think of inserting a pole out halfway.
There are women in the world who marry far away, and there is a bandit nest where this woman is married, which is very imposing, although this woman cannot be said to be stunning, but she is also a standard person, so the little old man of this family has become very worried that his daughter will be robbed by the bandits.
Seeing that his father and mother were so anxious, and he didn't feel a little more happy on this wedding day, the youngest son of the family took the initiative to ask Ying and gave his parents a plan.
Naturally, outsiders don't know what this plan is.
But after the gang of bandits robbed the sedan chair and kidnapped the bride that day, the bride who married far away still arrived at her husband's house safely.
On that day, he and his parents had to put on red clothes, cover their heads, and pretend to be brides, while his sister pretended to be a waiting maid and walked with the palanquin.
was robbed that day, and naturally he was the youngest son who pretended to be a bride. His sister was safely married.
And this parents are also calculating, no matter how bad the bandits on this mountain are, they rarely hurt people, most of them are running for money, although he is not the richest family, but if he can give some silver, break the wealth and avoid disasters, he is very willing.
So, the family was waiting for the bandits on the mountain to come and deliver the kidnapping ticket.
On the first day, the girl got married, and there was no movement on the mountain, but the two elders were not in a hurry.
On the second day, he thought that he could prepare some money at home, so that his subordinates would wait outside for the messenger.
But to no avail.
For three or five days, there was no news on this mountain
No, the two elders can't sit down anymore. Thinking that the bandits on the mountain saw their deception, they were angry in their hearts, and in a fit of anger, they took their son's life!
Such a cranky thought, holding people up the mountain to inquire several times to no avail, these two elders were so worried, waiting for more than a month, for the youngest son to collect the body of the heart of the heart, who knew that a letter came down from the mountain, together with a few boxes of jewelry, carried into this house.
looked at the crowd and was puzzled, and when they saw the burly leader, they understood that this dare was to come to his house to propose marriage.
It turned out that this bandit leader, although he was a rough man, was also a burly and handsome man, and that day he naturally robbed the young lady of the house.
On the second day, I saw this person, but I was startled, looking at the person who was tossed by him for a night, although it was a son, but it also made him move a little compassion, seeing that generation of brothers who will be raised in the rich and noble, with fine skin and tender meat, no need to be a girl, those watery eyes looked at him, and the grievances made him have no reason to complain.
For the rest of the month, this bandit leader took good care of the little boy, and waited like this, and this little boy was also a young man who had not opened his love.
Since they had this intention, the little boy gave the bandit leader another plan and asked him to come to the door to propose marriage.
He expected that his father would not dare to publicize the matter, and he announced that he was naturally married to his daughter, and now it is rumored that the bride was robbed of a sedan chair and taken to the mountain, and at that time, it will not only damage the reputation of this little son.
And this old man also has the same score as the little boy, so he can only eat coptis dumbly, call this little boy a young daughter in the family, and marry this mountain bandit.
In order to prevent his mother-in-law from admitting the account, the team to welcome the relatives was blowing and beating, and the scenery was very lively.
This excitement was seen by the three of them.
So, in front of the little phoenix, I looked at the excitement and strangeness, followed the sedan chair all the way, and waited until I took off the hijab on the mountain, entered the cave room, and saw that it was two men, you and I were willing, and when I was happy, the scene was very embarrassing.
The two of them were also like thunderbolts.
After those days, for a long time, the ancestors refused to live with the ancestors.
In those days, the little phoenix boy was scorched by the thunder and lightning flint tribulation, and when they were reborn like this, they were naturally not disturbed.
I think that when the little phoenix boy was in retreat and cultivating, in order to prevent the glimpse of the world from messing with the foundation of this kid, the two of them took turns to fight, lest this kid would not be able to come back at this critical moment, and at that time, the two of them would no longer have to compensate.
"Your Excellency is very happy?"
Song Nian was thinking about the past when he was bored and helpless, but he never thought that he was caught outside, but he could also feel his emotional ups and downs now.
"How so?"
Song Nian saw that this person was afraid that he would not have much trouble with him for the time being, so he started talking to him.
"I don't know, I just feel it, you're happy. Doesn't it sound like nonsense? Even though I was holding on to Your Excellency, I still guessed that your emotions were the color of joy. ”
It's funny, and there's nothing wrong with that.
"Why do you insist on taking me?"
Now that his life is in no trouble, he thinks of the purpose of the people outside, and when he sees that he is so simple, he does not know whether it is true or not, so he tries it.
"I don't know, but my father said that if I found something here, it would be my birthday gift to bring back."
Birthday gifts? What does that mean? Who is doing this today?
"It's your birthday?"
Song Nian led the people outside to say more useful information, and at the same time recalled in his head who or the ghost was born today.
Now, he should still be in this underworld, and this void realm on his body is not an ordinary ghost that can be possessed, and if this birthday sentence is added, Song Nian has pieced together a piece of information.
"Congratulations on the birthday of the little prince of Xudu in the Lower Song Dynasty!"
can enter and exit the city of vain at will, and use the ghosts in the city as bargaining chips to exchange at will, but he seems to be so ignorant of the world, he Song Nian thinks that except for these five ghost emperors, the little boy who has been favored by the ghost emperor will not be another person.
"Wow, that's funny, you're so much more interesting than they are in the Dead City!"