Chapter 1 Hit the peach blossom luck when you land
Jiacheng, the city center.
On the congested streets, the chaotic sound of conversation made Lin Yuan frown and slowly open his eyes.
"This handsome little guy in a cleaning suit fell in front of me with a 'snap', fortunately, I, the good-looking anchor, reacted quickly, otherwise I would have marked me here like a javelin. ”
An aunt who did not want to show her face was live-streaming the scene of the accident.
Kindness!?
Lin Yuan's consciousness gradually became clear.
As a cultivator hidden in the city, he couldn't believe that he would fall from the building.
However, in the face of a sudden accident, he was still not surprised, and after a move Dapeng spread his wings, he landed perfectly.
With his handsome facial features, as well as a handsome posture of kneeling on one knee.
If a group of girls saw the whole process clearly, they would definitely think that this was a god descending from heaven, and they would definitely scream loudly, and they would definitely be confused and unable to extricate themselves.
"Auntie. ”
Lin Yuan frowned, and said unhappily: "I know I'm handsome, but can you please stop broadcasting it again?"
Between the words, the handsome posture he still maintained remained motionless, sometimes his face was swollen red, sometimes he became iron-blue.
Don't even think about it, it must be a broken leg......
"People are only eighteen years old, and they actually call me Auntie? Do you have a problem with your eyes? I see that you didn't fall to the ground first with your legs, but Tianlinggai fell first. ”
, a 'good-looking anchor' who didn't want to show his face, the moment he heard the word 'aunt', he exploded directly, and the number fell again and again.
Lin Yuan pointed to the ID card that fell on the ground, and said apologetically: "Auntie, that's your ID card, right? The age on it seems to be forty-eight years old." ”
“......”
The good-looking anchor was speechless.
encountered a fall accident halfway, and wanted to attract the attention of the audience, but accidentally exposed his age of forty-eight.
Don't think about it, countless pink colors in the live broadcast room have killed her heart.
"Auntie. ”
Lin Yuan was serious and said: "I see that you are old and decrepit, your skin is dark and light, and you must not live for many years, before you die, accumulate some virtue, can you call me an ambulance?"
As he spoke, he also showed an extremely serious and serious look, but in the other party's opinion, this is looking for a draw!
"the old lady! Your whole family is old and decrepit. The good-looking anchor exploded, screaming and roaring.
"This aunt has a short temper during menopause, I can understand it, if you don't want to help, I won't be strong. ”
Lin Yuan frowned and patiently explained: "But you have to know that merit is very important for everyone, if you help me call an ambulance, maybe you will be reincarnated in a big family in your next life." ”
"Merit, your mother's head! Your whole family is an aunt!"
The abuse was heartbreaking, and the good-looking anchor was annoyed and angry, and if he continued to talk about it, he was just looking for anger.
After scolding, he slapped Lin Yuan and put an end to this unpleasant topic.
"I'm kind enough to persuade you, if you don't eat oil and salt, why are you so rude?" Lin Yuan was also angry.
People are doing it, the sky is watching, and he thinks that there is nothing wrong with him.
However, this aunt in front of her is too deceitful, even if she scolds people, she still dares to do something to the cultivator? Aren't you afraid of losing merit?
"If your slap falls, you will definitely be reincarnated as a pig in the next life, what a sin!" Lin Yuan sighed, seeing that he was about to be beaten, he was still thinking about the other party.
"Vixen, stop!"
Not far away, a young girl ran quickly, her eyes as clear as a stream were full of murderous intent, and her pretty face could be blown off, and her anger was not concealed, although she was not set off by rouge gouache, and she was only seventeen or eighteen years old, but she had all the conditions for a beautiful woman.
If you insist on talking about shortcomings, it may be that you are too young and not mature and charming enough.
"Smack!"
The good-looking anchor was not stopped, and with a crisp slap, Lin Yuan, who had a broken right leg, was directly knocked to the ground.
"I'm going to kill you. ”
The girl's voice sounded, murderous, her eyes flashed with a faint cold light, and even the air seemed to be frozen, making people feel a sense of suffocation.
The appearance anchor was stunned for a second, and hurriedly said: "Yes...... Right...... I'm sorry!"
She swore that she was really in a hurry just now, but she didn't mean to deceive people at all, and this slap was at most to vent the unhappiness in her heart.
Lin Yuan was also taken aback, and said, "Little Golden Finch, why are you here? ”
"I'm not leaving! I'm going to teach this shrew a lesson. Little Bagese said stubbornly.
"Bang! bang!"
The blazing sun sprinkled on the earth, and the curtain of the girl's street battle aunt officially opened, and even the onlookers couldn't help but gasp.
Because this girl is so strong, her fists are to the flesh, and she is extremely fierce, even a boxing grandmaster will feel frustrated when she sees this scene.
"Don't fight, don't fight, stop it!" Lin Yuan scolded anxiously, because cultivators bullying ordinary people would lose their merits.
And monks with particularly low merit will be punished!
"I don't! she dares to do it to you, I'm going to beat her to death!"
As he spoke, the little goldfinch landed several punches in succession, and the two bloody front teeth drew a graceful arc.
At the same time, a grinning crowd of onlookers let out a strange voice 'hahaha...... Hiccup! fuck, what did I just eat in it?'
"Stop it! ”
Lin Yuan crawled over with difficulty, holding the little goldfinch and refusing to let go.
"Count your fortune big. ”
Little Plantage glared at him viciously, helped Lin Yuan up, and the two disappeared at the end of the street.
The breeze came slowly and blew on the body of the good-looking anchor, she felt uncomfortable all over her body, her bones seemed to be discounted, and the pain was unbearable.
"Damn!"
Trying to raise his head, he looked at the two backs with resentful eyes, and the appearance anchor said angrily: "The old lady must take revenge!"
......
Lin Yuan.
Merit value: 10 million!
It is also a rare genius!
My father is the ruler of the 'Tianshan Sword Gate', a giant in the cultivation realm!
If you want to talk about the Tianshan Sword Gate, it is a top sect that has been inherited from ancient times to the present, and it is a behemoth-like existence, with a strong and unfathomable heritage.
And he is the second generation of Qiang who turns his hands into clouds and turns his hands into rain! The only heir in the sect!
However.
Not everyone likes the life of clothes to reach out and food to open their mouths.
Lin Yuan, who had just turned eighteen this year, left the sect for the first time and traveled to the mortal world.
When he secretly descended the mountain, he also vowed: 'We must be chivalrous and righteous, eliminate violence and peace, let more people be good, and increase the merit value of the whole people.' ’
However, when I came to the city, I found that people's hearts are too hypocritical.
Every time I persuade myself with good intentions, I will cause complaints and anger, and I have nowhere to start if I want to help others, and I run into walls everywhere.
As time passed, he finally realized that it was useless to be chivalrous.
If you want to adapt here, the first is to talk less and do more, and the second is to learn to be hypocritical!