Chapter 1. actor
We experience everything that comes to us suddenly in our lives, unsuspectingly, like an actor entering the first rehearsal.
If life itself is a stage play, Li Mu thought, he should be the most dedicated actor on stage, right?
He really makes a living from it, even if he doesn't want it.
"Keep it simple, and the way you speak is simple
Progressive emotions are omitted
You're not an actor
Don't make up those plots
No comment, I just want to see how you round
You're too sad to look like an untalented actor
The audience can see ...... at a glance."
Xue Qian's latest single sounded rhythmically in his ears, but it was only two or three days, but it quickly infected the streets like influenza, even if he didn't know the name of the song, everyone would hum a few words.
No matter where he is, he can't seem to avoid this song.
Now he is, as sung in the song, an "actor", but the "remuneration" is different......
Li Mu, who had been quiet for a long time, finally slowly looked up at the man opposite who repeatedly emphasized that he was forced to do so when the other party said not to meet for the time being, showing an unbelievable injured look.
"Yes." After being silent for a long time, in the other party's earnest eyes, Li Mu nodded and agreed to his request, "You know, I will never refuse your request." ”
However, in the corner where the other party couldn't see, a sarcastic smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and his eyes were lowered to hide the darkness in his eyes.
Oh, should I be happy, or should I be sarcastic, I am really a good actor.
Obviously annoyed to the point that it is unbearable, but he still puts on a gentle and amiable and personable appearance, which is probably obsessive-compulsive disorder?
No one had ever deciphered his disguise, but he was really tired.
"Young master, it's time to go back." He Bo respectfully reminded behind Li Mu, "You still have a meeting to attend at one o'clock in the afternoon. ”
"Let's go."
No, there's another one.
He once accused me of the hypocrisy of laughing and tried to get me to take off the disguise.
However, it was he who chose to leave, albeit not as he wanted.
In the end, it didn't work out, he should be glad -
Behind the mask may not be as he thinks, even he can't tell the face behind it, how can he give him what he wants, what he sees is just his own imagination.
It's hard to take off the mask after wearing it for a long time, not to mention, it's a devil underneath, so why bother......
[0017, degree of completion?] ]
At this moment, Li Mu was lazily sitting in the back seat of the car, the classic Ge You was lying, lazily like a big cat, with a gummy in his mouth, but he was not in a hurry to bite it, and slowly licked and ate, while calmly asking 0017 about the task in his mind.
It's hard to imagine that the love he showed in the café just now was as deep as the sea, and the person with an injured face would be him, and in the eyes of outsiders, the strict and old-fashioned Li family master would also look like this.
0017 is not surprised, after following Li Mu so many worlds, it has naturally already figured out the nature of its own host-
What a kaleidoscopic thing is under a gentle mask.
But no matter how it changes, it's the same bad taste, and even the soul is black, so naturally you can't expect your host to have much discipline.
Hearing this, he didn't dare to slack off, and directly called up the task panel and projected it to Li Mu.
[At present, the completion rate of the main story is 75%
Side quest 1: Split the male and female protagonists has been completed and get 1000 points
Side quest 2: Get the male protagonist - Su Minghai, 98% completion rate of love
Side quest 3: Get the heroine - Li Jingwan, Ai Mu has been completed, get 500 points]
Li Mu nodded, 0017 When he is not speaking, his efficiency is still okay.
No matter how small the mosquito is, it is meat, and he doesn't mind going through the plot while completing a few side quests.
Now there is only one side quest left, and there is still 2% missing, so it seems that there is still another opportunity..... There will always be a chance to follow the plot first.
[Host, host, this world is coming to an end again, the host is amazing! \\^O^/】
0017 couldn't control the send, and couldn't help but think excitedly, it is worthy of being the host it picked at a glance, it is so cool!
Li Mu didn't care about this, he simply wanted to finish the plot, but this plot made him feel too boring.
Also, this is the "pension" world that 0017 specially picked for him, what can be the challenge?
The contrast between the calm appearance and the mocking tone is so great that it makes people shudder.
[Host, you don't plan to blacken at the end again, do you?] (╥ω╥) 】
0017 wants to cry a little, why are other people's hosts so easy to talk to, but when they get to their own hosts, they turn black without saying a word?
Li Mu glanced at it lightly: [What, do you have an opinion?] ]
Li Mu was still lazily leaning in the back seat, his eyes casually browsing the news on the mobile phone page, the task seemed to be just a small thing for him, and it was not worth bothering about, and the mobile phone in his hand occupied more of his attention.
And that's exactly what happened, he was just bored and wanted to have some fun.
[No, QAQ]
I still remember the last 0017, because I was provoked by 0067 next door, the CPU overheated for a while, and I wanted to peek at the host taking a bath.
Although it didn't see anything in the end, it was stuffed into a Ragdoll toy by a ruthless black host in that world and given to its five-year-old nephew.
Children of this age are really skinny, and they are at the age of not opening the roof for three days.
So poor 0017 was in a dire situation of being wrestling, pulling, pulling, and smearing all over his body all day long.
Ten days, the shape is in tatters.
Half a month, lost his forelimbs.
For a month, the cotton wool inside mysteriously disappeared without a trace.
The puppet is clean, and there is not half a silk of cotton wool left for it, and it is difficult to be so patient for the little nephew.
As a system, although it doesn't feel pain, it's disgusting enough to be covered in saliva.
What's more, the poor condition of the possessed item will also affect its energy gain, and the possessed item needs to be repaired.
So it can often be seen: a puppet is still miserable the day before, and the next day it recovers, and so on.
Fortunately, the nephew is still young, and no one pays attention to a broken puppet, otherwise this is another supernatural incident.
This is a small thing, but let the host know that it can still cause trouble for itself during the punishment.
Hehe......
After a month of punishment, the stored energy has been reduced by half, and the heart hurts? Tears? Flowing down, unable to breathe (to gain energy).
0017 didn't want to recall that black history anymore.
[You have so much energy, and if you reduce it by half, it must be irrelevant, right?] ]
[Host, the nest is wrong, the nest is really wrong! ≥_≤, I should not doubt your wise deeds, and your great and divine light is always directing the right way of the nest, guiding the lost lamb of the nest......]
[Okay, don't be poor.] Li Mu rubbed his temples that tingled from a series of noises in his mind that the system was too excited about. [Needless to say special good things to please me, whether it's true or not, I can still tell a few points.]
[It's over, it seems to have been discovered, but I'm still so excited, how to break it? ] ∑ (⊙ mouth ⊙ ||>】
[I'm not going to tell you right now.] Li Mu gave it a reassurance.
[Really? (ノ*・ω・)ノ】0017 asked cautiously.
[You don't plan to ...... this time]
Poor 0017 was fooled by the unscrupulous host again, but unfortunately 0017 couldn't hear the disgust in Li Mu's words, Li Mu had already said that he was used to doing it directly, so ...... With such a wayward host, 0017 you still ask for more blessings!
It's not that it's instigating, it's that this lord is really cruel.
I still remember that in the last world, the host who became the boss behind the scenes of the underground world felt that the days were too peaceful after completing the task, and although the people below made trouble from time to time, they couldn't make much waves in the end, and the host felt very sorry for this, so he took the initiative to create opportunities for them.
Li Mu has always believed: if you miss a blow, you will be thousands of miles away.
Therefore, when he saw those people, who couldn't even catch his handle when they weren't there, or took the opportunity to take his life directly, he was really deeply worried about their IQ, and he couldn't wait to rush to them to wake them up and ask them: As a soy sauce party, how did you survive to the end of the plot and not receive a bento? He deliberately didn't take anyone with him, went out alone, created the illusion of going out, and provided them with opportunities, and he didn't even take action, which really disappointed him.
Although he despised those fools who knew that they could not kill each other with a stick, but still tried their best to provoke those enemies who were stronger than himself, he looked down on those who did not even have the courage to tempt.
He understands that when a man completes the stage of getting ahead from nothing, it is difficult to have the courage and hard work of an outlaw.
However, having courage and hard work is completely different from not having self-knowledge, and there are many people in this world who have no self-knowledge, which is difficult to become a climate and cause people to be bored.
He was extremely irritable at the time, and he didn't intend to tolerate the annoying flies any longer. So he asked the people below to collect information about the violations of law and discipline of those people, packed them, sorted them out, and sent someone to quietly send these materials to the police station, and while warning them, he also satisfied his bad taste of wanting to watch the play. Even if the underground world he created single-handedly was taken advantage of by others and fell apart.
When Li Mu is depressed, he will make his pace faster, fill his free time with work, travel, writing or talking, and the easiest way is to write down his thoughts, so that he can clear his thoughts and get rid of anger. This is an extremely effective approach.
After venting his emotions, Li Mu put down the pen in his hand and calmed down, anyway, the plot is over, and he is tired of playing.
Although he already knew the ins and outs of the matter, he still couldn't control his expression in time when he heard the report, and he was accidentally discovered by the subordinates who came to report the residual smile on his face that had not had time to be cleaned.
I really can't blame him, it's really that this face is too similar to the famous comedian-Brother Benshan, he is in a play.
Please imagine that Uncle Benshan is wearing a suit, crying and mourning, speaking a Northeast dialect, dancing in front of you, you can probably understand Li Mu's feelings at the moment.
After the "Brother Benshan" left, rumors spread in the office, and there was speculation in private whether his boss was stimulated by something.
As a result, there was a scene where his subordinates were worried about their future jobs, but they were leisurely gossiping about the boss's mental problems.
At the critical juncture, they still did not forget to carry forward the spirit of spreading gossip, and invariably maintained their trust in whether Li Mu could lead everyone through this crisis.
Li Mu passed in front of them with a calm expression and went out with a blank face.
It can really be said: near the landslide but not collapsed, with light clouds and light wind between gestures.
Everyone saw that he was calm and confident, should he be said to be worthy of being the boss? So he was even more determined in his thoughts, and sure enough, ordinary people can't learn it, and only the bigwigs can still maintain such a calm and calm appearance at this time.
0017 wanted to complain more than once: calm down a yarn, the whole thing host knows everything clearly, okay?
Li Mule said: I watched it very happily.
So before leaving that world, Li Mu, who was in a good mood, dealt with the previous successor, and then helped the new successor deal with a few troubles, and gained the grateful and reverent eyes of the successor.
After solving the mess he provoked, he patted his ass and disappeared into the eyes of a god, and went to a new world.
So, why thank him? →_→
Stupid mortals, how could you have thought that this whole thing was done by the big guy you trusted.
Why, you ask?
Hehe, it's all idle, who called someone blind, so immortal only saw the skin, but ignored the host's murderous heart!
Eh, wait!
It seems to have found something amazing, will it be put in a sack?
Waiting online, it's in a hurry!!