Chapter 47: A Baby for You

! Zhang Yang really didn't dare to agree when he heard it, and he suffered a loss before the fight started.

Secretly said that this stupid Bi was really insidious, and then he jumped up and fell to the stage.

Baili Lang continued: "If you can still stand and step down today, I will recognize you as your father. ”

Zhang Yang pretended to be profound and said: "Why do you still want to be my son like this." ”

"Lao Tzu will send you a word, the Tao is Tao, the Tao is very Tao."

Baili Lang waited and wondered: "What about the latter sentence?" ”

"What do you mean by saying that you are half dry chicken feathers and cause me to wait for a long time?"

Someone in the audience also coaxed: "What are you fooling pretending to be?" ”

"That's it, if you want to say it, just finish it, and only say half of it and want to force you to death OCD."

Zhang Yang explained: "It means that you can usually speak, but don't talk too much. ”

Baili Lang: "Zi said that you are stupid and talk a lot, and Zeng Zi said that I can have you more." ”

Zhang Yang said again: "Lao Tzu also said that the name is famous, and it is not very famous. ”

Baili Lang was stunned immediately: "Oh? I'll see what else you can say today, stupid Bi? ”

Zhang Yang: "It means that people can be famous, but don't be famous too often, otherwise you will get into trouble." ”

The third fat man suddenly came out and said: "I can just say it, you can fight and talk, it really makes me ashamed of myself." ”

"Damn!" Zhao Hao was a little impatient, he shouted at the stage: "In the end, you can't fight, don't beat me for training, like a sissy." ”

Say it's a fight, a dignified man, click is dry. The two made arrogant and provocative expressions, put on a posture with each other, and the battle was about to break out.

Baili Lang made a move, the young tiger woke up, shook his head at Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang made a move, and the little chicken Tanbaoer squeezed his eyebrows at Baili Lang.

Baili Lang is another trick The tiger boy stretched his waist, and stared at Zhang Yang with his hands crisscrossed. Zhang Yang also made a move to be independent, staring at Baili Lang with teeth and claws.

The two sides kept changing their postures, and they were turning around on this stage to test each other, and both of them were a little jealous of each other, and they had not yet made up their minds to make up their minds to do it first.

Then Baili Lang followed up with a monkey fist and looked at Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang pointed out the way with a mantis fist, stretched out his finger and pointed at Baili Lang, come and hit me!

Baili Lang is a mirror version of the right independent peep, and continues to look at the other party. Zhang Yang made another move to guide the upgraded version of the immortal, as if staring at his prey,

The gaze is fiercely locked on the hundred miles of waves.

The two sides kept wandering around on the stage, constantly changing their postures to find each other's flaws, but no one made a move after being inked for a long time.

The situation at the scene was a little anxious, although the battle was about to break out, but the two sides had been on stage for so long and could not touch each other, so there was no fight.

Baili Lang sneered at Zhang Yang: "You stupid bi has unlocked so many postures, and you are really a praying mantis dancing with a big scythe, one move after another." ”

Not to be outdone, Zhang Yang ridiculed: "In terms of posture, how can I be as rich as you, aren't you also a bra made in an underwear factory, one set after another." ”

Seeing that the two of them had been on the stage for more than ten minutes, none of them stepped forward, and everyone in the audience scolded one after another.

"You two are showing off who has the most moves here."

"you Made, don't beat the labor and come up to help you fight."

"You've got a same-sex repulsive magnet on you, aren't you?"

"Their mental confrontation at the moment is very intense, so fierce that it is completely invisible."

"If you're like this, go to the camp."

"Eh, maybe I think it hurts my feelings, and I'm not mentally prepared."

"His grandmother's, even if you don't fight, you can take two steps."

"They probably haven't found a chance to attack yet, so we'll wait another two hours and see."

Sanfat Kai couldn't bear it anymore when he saw this scene and said, "I thought you two could be so powerful." ”

"In vain, I just called you masters, and I feel ashamed. As a result, the audience shouted as fierce as a tiger, and came to the stage to fight two hundred and five. ”

"I don't want to be in the company of pretentious coercion." With that, he shook his head and left the place disappointed.

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The two people on the stage also felt that they were a little too disagreeable, so they tentatively moved a step forward, and after a while, the audience scolded again, looking like they wanted to come up and kill these two stupid Bi.

So the two of them plucked up the courage to take another step, and my skateboard shoes were the most fashionable and fashionable, one step at a time, one step at a time. Rubbing rubbing, rubbing in this ring, is the pace of the devil.

Half an hour later, everyone was scolded, and as they continued to move closer to the center, the distance between the two became smaller and smaller, and finally they collided together.

I saw Baili Lang strike first, and suddenly hit a monkey stealing peach with a thunderous momentum and grabbed Zhang Yang's lower body. Zhang Yang flew up and jumped up a white crane with bright wings to avoid this grab, and when he fell, he kicked towards the face of Baililang. Baili Lang looked up and saw that this kick fell from the sky and could not be hard-connected, and a tiger rolled to the other side of the ring.

Then Zhang Yang saw that he rolled away and failed to kick, so after he landed, a lion fighting rabbit pressed forward, and after rolling over a hundred miles of waves, he got up and saw that the other party was menacing, so an antelope hung its horns and flashed to the other side again.

While the other party was still recruiting, Baili Lang suddenly pounced in front of Zhang Yang with a fierce tiger.

Zhang Yang saw that the other party was attacking from the side, and he couldn't afford the enemy to slip away first, and a spirit monkey jumped from the bottom plate to the other side.

The two sides were as quiet as a rabbit on the stage, their figures were flying up and down, tossing and turning, and all kinds of moves and means came out together, which was really dazzling.

After another half an hour of fighting, no one touched each other for half a day, and everyone was stunned by this earth-shattering historic duel.

But at this time, everyone was exhausted after scolding for a long time, holding on to the edge of the ring one by one, and there was no strength to continue scolding.

Seeing the scene of the duel, he really couldn't stand such a cruel visual destruction, so he protested to the two masters on the stage.

Li Hao complained: "It's really blind to my 72K local tyrant's gold-inlaid jade dog eyes, you two are faking to fight." ”

Zeng Shuai said sarcastically: "Can you be a little gentleman, why are you performing a sword." ”

Zhao Hao: "It's not like that, if this is seen by the singers, I have to kill you both." ”

Zhang Yang said without squinting: "Nonsense, is there such a fierce and moving fake fight?" ”

Baili Lang also explained: "It's just that our body is too strong, so it is difficult to distinguish the winner for a while." ”

These two stupid people have no skin and no face, and they have no sense of guilt, and they still have to continue the battle.

So everyone stopped condemning and began to beg the two actors for mercy.

Chang Siwei arched his hand and said, "Please, don't fight anymore." ”