Chapter 322: Pretending to be a Failed Scene
After speaking, Chen Mo immediately replied to Yang Yuchan under the gaze of the three of them.
Chen Mo: "Wife, in fact, I don't blame the two of us for not playing well, it's that the two goods in the first place are too cheap."
If you catch us in the grass, you will be caught!
The others don't catch them, they just catch us!
If it weren't for that, we would have been first! ”
Yang Yuchan: "(two nodding expressions) Yes! Tynyima: That's right!
How can there be such a cheap person in this world?
If it weren't for them, we would have won! ”
Groove !!
That's okay?!
Chen Mo smiled slightly and said: "Let me tell you, this trick is called 'Misfortune Leads to East Water' in the thirty-six strategies of your brother Mo's love in the society!"
Dump the pot on other people, don't talk about yourself or your object, and you'll be perfectly fine! ”
At this moment, Yang Yuchan replied again.
Yang Yuchan: "But I still think that Lao Niu didn't protect you well, didn't let you win the first place, a little guilty (three aggrieved expressions)"
"Here we go again!"
"It's definitely still a routine this time!"
"Brother Mo, how should I take the second call?"
The three of them asked for advice with an extremely serious and humble heart.
I saw Chen Mo glance at the three of them with disdain, and replied very calmly:
"It's okay, the old cow just let me grass! Silent people give the nickname grass cow little expert! (Two emojis)"
Yang Yuchan immediately replied with an animated emoji.
A little beauty wearing stockings and pouting her ass was whipped by a boy with a small leather whip.
Yang Yuchan: "My husband~~~~~ people want it~~~~~ they are a little cow, and I look forward to my husband coming to this grass cow little expert~~~~~"
Puff !!
The three of them knelt down in an instant at the same time!!
said in unison: "Love saint!! Let's fall in love!! ”
Chen Mo walked to the balcony with a pretended to be forced, let the sea breeze blow his long bangs, and said lightly:
"I, Chen Mo, have countless sisters, just a daughter, what's the difficulty?
Don't say it's a daughter, a flight attendant, a little nurse, a female teacher, a little Lori, and a female police flower, is the daughter of the president of the country, if I want to soak, why not get my hands on it?
Life is really lonely as snow!
Why am I so handsome? ”
The wind blew across Chen Mo's cheeks, blowing down the two tears that fell from the corners of his eyes.
The three of them couldn't help but have a word in their hearts - forcing the king!
"Hehehehe, my wave of b pretends, it's really slippery, I admire myself!" Chen Mo said with joy in his heart.
However, at this moment, Chen Mo's mobile phone let out a violent roar.
Yang Yuchan: "Dead Chen Mo!! Who else do you want to go to besides my wife? Say! If we don't make it clear today, we'll break up!! ”
Chen Mo was instantly petrified on the spot.
Groove !!
I forgot > when I was pretending to be forced just now
Chen Mo immediately made a bitter face, and began to coax Yang Yuchan in front of the three of them.
Long Ao and the three of them instantly laughed and peed.
This is a typical failure to pretend to be a failure!
In the evening, Chen Mo packed all his luggage and ran broadband at school.
After returning to the dormitory and sorting out the computer and other equipment, Chen Mo decided to start today's live broadcast.
But with Long Ao and the three of them here, Chen Mo is really embarrassed to broadcast live.
So he said, "You three, can you go out for three hours first?"
I want to stream the game live in my dorm room.
After that, I will broadcast live for three hours every night. ”
When Long Ao heard this, he was surprised: "Boss, are you still an anchor?" ”
Ye Fan said: "Definitely, the boss king plays so well, why can't he be an anchor?" ”
Shi Lei said excitedly; "Boss, are you doing betta live broadcast?
I suggest you go to room 001 and take a look and learn about it.
The anchor called Hanging King is funny, and the live broadcast effect is good!
From time to time, he also throws out a little yellow segment, which can make people laugh to death! ”
Long Ao nodded and said, "That's right, boss, I downloaded Douyu because of the anchor of Hanging Wang." ”
"Hang the king, this person is not only funny, but also has a very good character!
I've loved him so much!
We're all members of the Demon King's Legion! Ye Fan's eyes adored.
Chen Mo looked at the three of them in a little surprise.
I didn't expect to meet my fans in college!
And it's my own roommate!
This Nima is a bit of a coincidence!
Chen Mo listened to the three of them praising himself in various ways, and his heart was a little swollen, and he was even more secretly refreshed.
He finally realized what kind of mentality it is for a star to meet fans in reality.
It's so cool!
Happy!
After the three of them left, Chen Mo locked the door, debugged the equipment, and logged in to his live broadcast room.
"Ahem, guys, the new season has begun, how are you doing?
At the beginning of the season, I guess everybody's going to have a hard time getting points, right? ”
"Don't mention it, winning a handful and losing a handful can make people angry!"
"This season's shooter is still not good! A big group, the warrior assassin is still a set of instant kills! ”
"Bai Qi and Cheng bite the gold to cut that bit of armor is useful! It doesn't hurt at all! ”
"I'm so special that I lose as soon as I meet a teammate who uses Gongsun Li! I'm speechless! ”
"Hang the king, Miss Gongsun Li will broadcast it today! Want to see you play new heroes! ”
As soon as it was launched, countless sailors began to complain about their sadness in the new season in Chen Mo's live broadcast room.
Chen Mo smiled and said: "It's true that the shooters this season are still not strong, but at least they can play."
Okay, without further ado, let's start with two jokes, and then start today's live broadcast! ”
"I have a girlfriend who is chasing a boy.
walked up to others and confessed very bluntly: "Is it okay to be my boyfriend?" ”
The boy sneered, "Look at your! ”
The best friend nodded, and said while taking off her pants: "When you read it, will you promise me?" ”
”
"Poof~~~~~"
"Erotic (harmonious) anchor, call the police!!"
"Mo Duxiu children's shoes, you are not allowed to speak without permission!!"
"Hahahahaha!!"
"It is worthy of being a king, a thief and a chicken!"
Clearing his throat, Chen Mo continued into the microphone and said: "Although the monthly salary is only 5,000 yuan, I still insist on taking out more than 1,000 yuan every month to do charity and do my best!"
It's not a lot of money, but it's also a little bit of my heart.
My friends advised me not to look like this, save some money to find a daughter-in-law!
But I am such a kind person, I can't see the ragged clothes worn by weak women, standing in a dark alley and shivering!
My brother not only gives money, but also helps them warm their bodies, why do I still have no daughter-in-law for such a kind person? ”
"Nima, it's the first time I've heard someone talk about prostitution (harmony) so fresh and refined !!"
"Hang the king, come to me! I don't want money!! ”
"It's strange that you can find a daughter-in-law like this!!"
(End of chapter)