Chapter 514 Small masturbation is pleasant, big masturbation hurts the body
There was no independent diagnosis room on the second floor of the Yunxi Medical Hall, so Yang Yifan had no choice but to bring Xiaopang to his room.
Entering the door, Xiaopang began to take off his pants without saying a word, and the frightened Yang Yifan's pupils shrank, and immediately stopped Xiaopang, and scolded: "Xiaopang, what are you doing with your pants?" ”
was reprimanded, Xiaopang immediately stopped taking off his pants, looked at Yang Yifan with a sad face and said: "Brother Fan, I don't let Sister Han see a doctor for me, just because I am a little embarrassed by this disease, and there is no rule of law if I don't take off my pants!" ”
Yang Yifan immediately waved his hand to stop Xiaopang, and said: "You don't need to take off your pants, Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, smelling, asking, and cutting, just now you came in, I saw your condition, young man, I don't want to say anything, I just want to say be cautious, a little masturbation, a big masturbation!" “
This sentence made Xiao Chubby's face flush, and he said: "Brother Fan, League of Legends really can't masturbate more." ”
"It's not." Yang Yifan was suddenly helpless and said, "Why are you like this? Are you here to see a doctor, or are you here to talk to me? League of Legends, your sister of heroes, just masturbate, what's the embarrassment? Give me back a serious piece of nonsense. ”
Xiaopang took a deep breath and said, "Brother Fan, I did masturbate." ”
Yang Yifan was very satisfied with Xiaopang's admission of mistakes, and then asked, "How long does it take?" ”
Xiaopang thought for a while and replied: "During this time, because I found out about the disease, I won't masturbate, I used to go to school, several times a day, I lay in bed and masturbated, I masturbated before going to bed, I was confused when I slew, I woke up, and I couldn't sleep and masturbate. ”
This sentence made Yang Yifan stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked: "You regard masturbation as a career, don't you?" If you're so concerned about it, you're a strong boy, you'll be wiped out. ”
Xiaopang was about to cry and said, "Brother Fan, I was ignorant and frivolous at that time!" ”
Yang Yifan shook his head and said seriously: "Little fatty, you can't be said to be young and frivolous, you are young and ignorant." ”
Xiaopang also realized his mistake, he said: "The sequelae are too big, I can't get up now, Brother Fan, you must save me, my mother is still waiting to hold her eldest grandson, and now I don't dare to chase the girl." ”
Yang Yifan nodded and said: "It's not too difficult a symptom, it's just a little excessive, resulting in insufficient congestion, I'll prick you with a needle later, and then give you a few pairs of medicines to ensure that you become a small steel cannon." ”
Yang Yifan let Chubby lie on the bed, and then he ran to the first floor to get a pack of silver needles, and then ran to the second floor to give Chubby an injection, in fact, Chubby's situation is already very miserable, after all, this child is young and ignorant, and he is about to eat it as a meal, and the cavernous body has been completely damaged, if it is an ordinary situation, an aphrodisiac pill will be eliminated, but now Yang Yifan has to help Chubby repair the cavernous body, and then talk about the rest.
But after repairing the cavernous body, it's not a big problem, after all, whether you can get up depends on this thing to get congested.
When Xiaopang ran to the hospital, he would definitely be told that he could not be treated, after all, the injury was too serious, but for a miracle doctor like Yang Yifan, it was just a set of acupuncture problems.
While chatting while pricking needles, Xiaopang asked, "Brother Fan, what is the relationship between you and Sister Mo Han?" ”
Yang Yifan asked rhetorically: "What kind of relationship do you look like?" ”
Xiaopang thought for a while and said: "There must be a different relationship, in the past, there were many people in Mochou Road who wanted to introduce people to Sister Mo Han, but Mo Han couldn't even look down on them, and they didn't even give people a smile, but Sister Mo Han and you laughed in the face, it's amazing." ”
Yang Yifan said: "The relationship is definitely different, but it hasn't reached the point you imagined." “
Xiaopang said: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!" ”
Yang Yifan stretched out his hand and patted Xiaopang's head and said: "You should also work hard, you will be held at home in the future, go out to play more in the future, and find a daughter-in-law as soon as possible." ”
Chubby sighed and said: "That's so easy, you see I'm so ugly, who will like me, in the future, I will earn enough money, find an ugly daughter-in-law, and then live honestly." ”
To be honest, Yang Yifan still has a lot of appetite for Xiaopang, and he smiled: "If you have time another day, I will take you out to play, and then let you see how my brother flirts with my sister." ”
This sentence made Xiaopang a hundred times surprised, because now Yang Yifan has long been an idol in Xiaopang's mind, and if he can soak a goddess like Mo Han in his hands, his ability to flirt with a girl must be very powerful, and it is not bad to follow such a person, he hurriedly nodded and said: "It's really Brother Fan, when the time comes, the consumption will be mine." ”
"You are slapping me in the face, you know? Do you still need to spend money to flirt with girls now? Yang Yifan asked seriously.
Xiaopang looked back at Yang Yifan, who was piercing the needle, gave a thumbs up, and shouted: "Awesome!" ”
The two of them chatted while pricking the needle, the time passed quite quickly, and when the needle was finished, Xiaopang felt that his lower abdomen was hot, and he actually had a hint of reaction, which made him jump up on the bed in an instant, and said in surprise: "Brother Fan, I have a feeling." ”
Yang Yifan said while cleaning up the silver needle: "Isn't it normal to have feelings? Go, follow me down and grab the medicine. ”
At this time, Mo Han was taking the pulse of the patient, and when he saw Yang Yifan and Xiaopang coming down, he asked, "It's okay, Xiaopang." ”
Xiaopang said excitedly: "Thank you Sister Mo Han for your concern, I'm fine, Brother Fan's medical skills are really smart." ”
Yang Yifan just smiled slightly, and then began to grab medicine for Xiaopang, threw a large stack of medicinal materials to Xiaopang and said: "One pack a day, after a week, I guarantee that you will get rid of the medicine." ”
Hearing this, Xiaopang took the medicinal herbs, and immediately took out a stack of cash from his wallet and threw it to Yang Yifan, just when he wanted to leave, Yang Yifan grabbed Xiaopang, pulled out a sheet, and then returned the rest of the money to Xiaopang and said: "I don't need so much, keep it to marry my daughter-in-law." ”
Mo Han also said: "Xiaopang, what are you doing with so much money, the rest of the money is quickly recovered, it is not easy to make money." ”
Seeing Yang Yifan and Mo Han's actions, a group of patients gave a thumbs up, this is the real doctor, don't give more money, the medical skills are still smart, it is really the gospel of Mo Chou Road!
Xiaopang took the money with great emotion, and then winked at Yang Yifan, the meaning was self-evident, as if to say: Brother Fan, go and tease my sister another day!
Yang Yifan also winked at Xiaopang and said, "Okay."
After Xiaopang left, Mo Han asked, "You were flirting with each other just now?" Is something going on upstairs? ”
Yang Yifan said with a haha: "Maybe this kid is so grateful to me." ”
Mo Han didn't continue to talk about this stubble, but said: "The braised pork that Huihui sent us the day before yesterday, the bowl is still at our house, you go and send it to them, there is a bag of specialties I brought from my hometown upstairs, you help me send it to Aunt Chen." ”
Yang Yifan nodded, went upstairs to get bowls and specialties, and then walked towards the clothes store next door, and after coming to the clothes store, he didn't see Aunt Chen, but her daughter Chen Hui.
It seems that Chen Hui is not in a good mood at this time, and is sitting on the recliner in a daze, with a trace of sadness in his eyes......
(End of chapter)