"You, you...... Don't think that I don't know anything, is the old yin like you?! "The old man is so angry.

"Oh, then you can just stay inside, I'm a flash." The space-time spirit god suddenly exploded on the spot.

"! Robot?! The old man vomited three liters of blood angrily. Co-authored this guy didn't take him seriously at all, and let the robot taunt him?

"When Lao Tzu comes out, he will definitely crush your melon into pieces!" The old man shouted.

"What is he talking about?" The only two people present who understand Chinese looked confused, this guy is sick, or is this person a film school graduate and has won several Oscar Minions?

Well, if it's not the Oscar Minion multi-time winner, he won't have such strong acting skills, and it's difficult not to take Minions if he wants to practice such powerful acting skills.

(Gru, don't come and hit me.) I didn't rob your little brother! ）

The old man kept yelling on the ground, and as a result, he couldn't go to class. Because as soon as the teacher entered the classroom, he looked at the place surrounded by a group of classmates with a bewildered expression.

Well, this teacher has never learned Chinese, and it is normal that he can't understand it. But there's something here arguing about how to get to class?

Let the students get out of the way, squeeze in and fall into a state of confusion like everyone else.

This, this, this...... Isn't it a picture from Harry Potter?!

It's not scientific, it's definitely not scientific!

"Spread out, spread out, don't crowd here!" The teacher began to do his part, dispersing the students, and then planning to bring this thing up.

The problem is that there was nothing wrong when he was moved away by Mo Yangfan before, but now this old man has used the power of the spirit god, so it's strange that he can deduct it!

As a result, no one knows what happened later, and it is said that it was withheld, because the card was gone by the time the class was suspended that morning and the next morning......

Ahem, the perspective turned back to noon that day, and after returning home from school early, it was a stalemate.

"Well, did you get this letter?" Mo Yangfan held up the letter he found in class, "So that pill ......"

"Roger." Bai Xiaomo nodded, and then took out a wet pill from his pocket, "That's it, I fell into the pit when I went to the toilet......"

Mo Yangfan: "......" is over, it needs to be cold!

"But I've washed it up, so it's going to be fine." Bai Xiaomo nodded confidently.

"What, sister, don't you think it's disgusting?" Mo Yangfan asked, "Look at how well my things are protected......

What was pulled out was a flat piece.

"This ......" Mo Yangfan looked embarrassed, and was overwhelmed......

"Do you dare to eat this, isn't it disgusting?" Bai Xiaomo took the opportunity to fan the flames, "What about me, who knows if you have been smoked by a fart." ”

"What, as a girl, be elegant!" Mo Yangfan looked like a person who had come over and said a big truth, "How vulgar is the word fart!" ”

Well, it's a good way to scare people.

"Aren't you, so you need to be elegant, and don't let people know?" Bai Xiaomo also said earnestly, "It doesn't matter if you were a blue child or a green child before, now you are all green children!" ”

"......" Mo Yangfan looked mmp but had nothing to say, at most he smiled on his face, and he was mmp in his heart.

"Then I'll tell you if I dare to eat it!" Mo Yangfan's expression of a strong man going to the battlefield, of course, was pretended, in fact, she didn't know if she farted or not!

But the girl, it's still the pill pressed out of the ass of such a beautiful girl...... emmm is a treasure even if it has been smoked! (Note: People who really think this way.,It's definitely へんたい!) ）

A smile appeared on his face, and a trace of saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Cut, are you thinking of something dirty again?" Bai Xiaomo had a disgusted expression on her face, "Can you be normal, I always feel that it is dangerous to be a partner with you." ”

"How is it possible, do you think it's dangerous to stay with a man like me, who is not a man?" Mo Yangfan came back to his senses and said, "The partner is the partner, what is the danger is not dangerous, I think you will take all the funds away with you!" ”

"Who knows if you will have some dirty thoughts about me, it will be too late by then!" Bai Xiaomo said to protect her chest, "It's better to beware of this, it is said on the Internet that you uncles like beautiful little girls!" ”

"You see how much I look like an uncle!"

"Dead fat houses are also included, they are all a bunch of perverts!" Bai Xiaomo solemnly buttoned a big hat, although this hat was very reasonable,

"When did you see me fat?" Mo Yangfan stood up and pointed to his waist and retorted, "It's quite slim!" ”

"Phew, although you are not fat, who knows that there is not a dead fat house hidden in your soul!" Bai Xiaomo insisted that Mo Yangfan was a dead fat house, and there was no room for refutation, "Dead fat house, dead fat house, dead fat house!" ”

"Well, whatever you want." Mo Yangfan ignored the method of chatting and retreating, stuffed the pill into his mouth in one gulp, chewed it twice and swallowed it.

It's really bitter!

It's right to be bitter! A space-time spirit holding a telescope from afar.

"Next, let's add some ingredients to you, after all, the two of you are a very important part of my plan!" The space-time spirit smiled, then took out a rune, put it on the door of his head, and ran to the student dormitory.

Mo Yangfan always tasted bitterness here, and he didn't have the strength to speak at all. And Bai Xiaomo looked at her constipated expression and thought it was poisonous!

"What's that, it's nothing, it's delicious." Mo Yangfan smiled bitterly, MD must pull her into the water if she suffers, otherwise she will definitely not be willing to suffer so much!

"Well, it's delicious, isn't it, then let's have something more fun." The space-time spirit god smiled, his fingertips flashed, and then he stabbed Mo Yangfan's neck with one finger.

Mo Yangfan convulsed like an electric shock.

"I'm going? Is there still electricity in it? Bai Xiaomo looked confused, thanks to the fact that she didn't eat it at the beginning, otherwise she would definitely have to be electrocuted like her.

Mo Yangfan was enduring the bitter taste, and suddenly there was a tingling sensation in his neck, and at the same time, his stomach felt violently burning.

Under the action of gastric acid, the pill quickly turns into a liquid, mixed with a certain substance in the gastric acid and flows into the small intestine, where it is absorbed by the villi of the small intestine and infused into the bloodstream.

The liquid is transported to the brain along the flow of blood, and then it stops moving and slowly penetrates deep into the brain......

These things happened for more than forty seconds in total, and then Mo Yangfan was a little better, at least the feeling of being electrocuted became a little lighter, and it was not as painful as before......