Qianyun followed the instructions of the old man and came to a courtyard, and just after entering the courtyard, he heard a burst of noise. Net 8

Qianyun looked intently, and saw an old Taoist priest in a gray Taoist robe sitting at a table leisurely drinking tea, and his left hand stroked his beard from time to time.

It's just that this person relies on clothes, Buddha relies on gold clothes, and his tattered clothes really make his image greatly reduced.

The two men standing on the other side were scolding at the old Taoist priest.

"Stinky cow nose, what kind of broken medicine are you prescribing! Pay me back, you clearly said that if I take this medicine, my mother-in-law will not get pregnant again, but it has only been three months, and I am pregnant again, and I have a dozen children in my family, and I can't afford to raise them.

The faithful-looking man scolded.

"Big brother, this You Daozi is clearly a liar, he received money, but he gave fake medicine, we have to smash his signboard today!" The other man was also angry, and his tone was very angry.

When Qianyun heard it, he understood that if the family is not too rich, it is not a good thing to have too many children, and once she is pregnant, she can only be born and raised, and if she has a baby, it is not only easy to hurt her mother, but also the danger of dying if you are not careful.

Seeing that these two men are not dressed in a glamorous manner, I am afraid that the family is not rich.

However, in the face of the anger of the two men, You Daozi drank tea unhurriedly, without the slightest anger.

"Lao Dao also knows the art of fortune-telling, this brother, you are a sign of great joy!" You Daozi said flutteringly.

"What a big joy, I can't open the pot at home, maybe I will starve to death soon, I think it's a sign of great sorrow, stinky bull's nose, you don't say good things, if you don't return the money to me today, I will definitely smash your yard today!"

The middle-aged man with a loyal face was even more angry when he saw You Daozi's congratulatory look.

"Definitely! Brother Tai, you are wrong, Lao Dao didn't congratulate you! I am telling the fate of your brother! You brother Tai seems to be very happy! And he is a daughter. ”

You Daozi pinched the trick with one hand and said with a look of genius.

"Don't fool me, stinky bullnose, my brother hasn't started a family yet!" the eldest brother said in disbelief.

"Huh, no! Your brother is newly happy, as if he is a new child, judging by his face, it should be that his wife has just been pregnant for only three months, how can he not have a family?" You Daozi seemed to have a puzzled face, but his mouth kept talking.

Before the eldest brother could react, the brother next to him changed his face greatly, and scolded angrily: "Okay, you stinky Taoist priest! My eldest brother asked you to pay back the money, you are talking a lot of nonsense here, I don't have a wife, how can I have children, I don't teach you a good lesson today!"

As soon as the man shouted, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to step forward to teach the Taoist priest a lesson.

Who knew that You Daozi said: "Can't you have children without a wife?" There is nothing wrong with the old Taoist medicine, of course people who drink the old Taoist medicine can't have children, but those who don't drink the old Taoist medicine can naturally give birth!"

As soon as You Daozi said this, the eldest brother's face on the side changed dramatically, thinking carefully about You Daozi's words, and then thinking of his brother and his wife often having private contacts, and then thinking about what You Daozi just said that his brother was happy, and the time when he was pregnant with his wife was exactly the same, his face suddenly turned black as if he was dyed with ink.

"Second child, you...... Give me...... Explain clearly!"

The loyal-faced man was already on the verge of exploding at the moment, and he was already gritting his teeth and staring at his brother in a word.

"Big brother...... I didn't...... It's not my fault, it's my sister-in-law who seduced me first!"

"Ah...... Today I will break your legs, I will treat you as a brother, but you will treat me as a turtle! Our brotherly relationship is broken today......

The honest-faced man couldn't hold back any longer, and immediately scuffled with his brother.

"Ah...... Big brother, you're really fighting! Hit me again! Big brother...... I was wrong...... Yes...... It hurts!"

"Today's young people are really messing around, and they want to fight out!"

You Daozi stretched out his hand, and a mysterious wind directly blasted the two out of the yard, but soon, the sound of the two scuffling was heard again, but the courtyard was much quieter.

Seeing this dramatic scene, Qianyun couldn't help laughing, these two brothers are really enemies, and then look at You Daozi, the hand just now is not simple, the cheap smile on his face at the moment seems to be very satisfied with his hand just now, Qianyun muttered in his heart, "This bull's nose is also a cheap Taoist......"

"Dare to ask if it's You Daozi? I'm diving into the clouds, and I'm here to seek medical treatment!"

Although he despised it in his heart, he didn't dare to offend it on the surface, you must know that this master is the most unoffended, otherwise the pair of brothers just now will be the end, and they will play with the patient to death, a matter of minutes.

"Well, you know the old rules!"

You Daozi didn't say much, and went straight to the point.

"I know that no matter the size of the disease, the consultation fee will be five taels of gold, if it can be treated, then the cost will be discussed, if it can't be treated, the consultation fee will be returned!"

"Say it!"

"Dare to ask the chief, how do you know that the two of you just now were the little brother who impregnated his sister-in-law? Could it be that you can really tell fortunes?"

"Does this still need to be counted? The old Taoist medicine will never have a problem, so the problem is naturally the woman, and the old Taoist can see from his face that the little brother has been very frequent in that aspect recently, resulting in a weak face and lack of blood, not who he is!"

"I see! How did the Taoist know that the woman was pregnant with a daughter?"

"This is simpler, it is impossible for the gods to know the sex of the March fetus, Lao Dao is just talking nonsense, but, Lao Dao estimates that the eldest brother will come to Lao Dao for three days at most, and he will definitely come to Lao Dao to ask for fetal medicine, whether it is a daughter is naturally meaningless. ”

You Daozi looks confident and very confident.

Qianyun heard You Daozi's answer, and he was also quite admired, although this You Daozi seemed to be debauched, but he was quite wise, one link after another, and in a few words, he divided the two brothers, and at the same time reversed their malice towards himself, not mortal.

"There's no problem here, this is five taels of gold, please take a look at the Taoist!" Qianyun took out the gold that had been prepared and put it on the table.

There is a Yang swordsman prepared for him gold, five taels is not much, but it is only half a gold bar, a gold bar is folded ten taels, he has only spent a few taels on this way, a pack of gold bars ten, he only redeemed one, used one, if he has nothing big to do, how can he spend it in a short time.

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