Today is Sunday.

It was noon.

Zhao Zhen opened his eyes from the quilt, only to feel that his eyes were swollen and painful.

As a third-rate college student, Zhao Chen's college life is the same as that of a "standard" college student, living a life of skipping class and playing in the dormitory.

His creed is that you must skip electives, and you must skip compulsory courses.

These two days happen to be the weekend, and he planned to play the interstellar ladder all night last night, but before the game could be opened, he suddenly saw the UP "Angel" he followed updated a video when he was visiting Station B.

So, he immediately minimizes the game window and opens the video.

As an abandoned college student, his hobbies are the same as others, visiting station B, playing games, and .

At the beginning, Jiaying was the first to release the "StarCraft" battle video, which made him enter the interstellar pit, and later "Angel" also released the battle video, and he was addicted to the sweet voice of the angel.

It's a pity that these two people didn't know what to do after the first episode of the video, and they didn't update it, so he had to watch the only video over and over again, just to hear the healing voice of the little angel.

The tactics in the video released by their pair of "dog men and women" who sprinkle dog food have basically been thoroughly played by the interstellar gods.

Of course, only for those big guys.

As a handicapped Zhao Zhen, when he reached the late stage of development and made out the Zerg army, he found that he had no way to control so many troops, and he was basically reckless......

He was pleasantly surprised by the sudden reminder of the little angel's update last night.

Although the names of the little angel and the old thief of Jiaying were not found on the ladder list, the strength of the two of them was highly praised by many great gods.

The main ...... I can finally hear the beautiful voice of the little angel!

Thinking that he opened the video with such a thought last night, Zhao Zhen suddenly smiled bitterly, and he regretted opening the video a little.

Although the little angel in the video is really beautiful and dances well, the sultry eyes make him even more excited, and the singing is very magical.

But!

"Nima, what's wrong with you, I actually watched a video for more than four hours, and I didn't go to bed until midnight."

"You're embarrassed to say it!" The upper bunk suddenly poked out, and the man was also bloodshot, and his face was tired as if he had masturbated too much.

"Zhang Fake Hui is something you want to watch together, what's my business?" Zhao Zhen was angry and said to the upper paving.

"This video is toxic!" Zhang Jiahui sighed, dragged his tired body and began to get up.

"You're going down to dinner?" Zhao Zhen asked.

"Well, after sleeping for so long, I've been hungry for a long time." Zhang faked his head.

"Help me bring me a fish-flavored shredded pork bowl with rice."

"Don't bring it, go by yourself."

"Now, give you the money, thank you!"

“……”

……

Seeing Zhang Jiahui go out, Zhao Zhen pulled the corners of his mouth and continued to cover the quilt.

On such a cold day, Zhang Fake Hui can get up, but he can't get up.

In the quilt, Zhao Zhen took out his mobile phone, clicked on the B station APP, and subconsciously wanted to open the "Pure Land of Bliss" video released by the angel.

Fortunately, he suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by the Pure Land of Bliss last night, which made him stop this impulse.

Just as he was refreshing the recommended video, a push message suddenly popped up in the notification bar, showing that another UP master he followed, "Jiaying", had updated a video.

Zhao Zhen's eyes lit up, this product was finally updated.

Zhen Nima is worthy of being a well-known dog food UP master, and as soon as his girlfriend is updated, he will also be updated.

This thing shouldn't jump into the Pure Land of Bliss, right? After all, it's a man, and it's supposed to be an interstellar tactical video.

As soon as he thought of the words "Pure Land of Bliss", he couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the fear of being dominated by the Pure Land of Bliss last night.

Just in need of a serious video to soothe his young heart, he hurriedly stretched out his finger and clicked on the push message in the notification bar to enter the new video released by Jiaying.

Then, after seeing the title and synopsis of the video......

The whole person is not good.

", is it the Pure Land of Bliss again? Spicy Chicken Jiaying, I'm tired of hearing it! ”

Even though he said that, he clicked on the video anyway.

No way, although my brain is extremely unwilling to click on it, but my hand is always uncontrollable!

As soon as he saw the words "Pure Land of Bliss", his hand clicked as if reflexively.

When loading, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but be curious, the little angel jumped and forgot it, after all, they are beautiful and cute girls, but Jiaying is a man.

As soon as he thought of a man throwing flattering eyes at him, Zhao Zhen felt shuddered.

The video soon opened, and the picture from inside dispelled Zhao Zhen's doubts.

The first thing that caught his eye was a pair of beautiful legs, which instantly attracted attention, and when he saw the beautiful two-dimensional character that appeared in the video, he couldn't help but light up his eyes.

Which anime character is this? I don't think I've seen it before?

This style of painting is so beautiful! It's very high now.,I don't know how many grades!

No.,This must not be the character of the anime that there are now.,Because of such a beautiful painting style,,It must have been popular a long time ago.,Even if the story plot is average.,With this painting style,,It's already in the two-dimensional field!

And now it's the first time I've seen it, that is...... Is this an original character drawn by Jiaying herself?

Zhao Zhen suddenly thought of the gossip that broke out on the Internet, saying that Jiaying was an art student at an art academy, and he was suddenly surprised.

is worthy of being a genius-level figure, and people are more popular than people.

Thinking of his decadent life for more than two years, Zhao Zhen was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

But he soon put the idea behind him and focused on watching the video.

By the way, this two-dimensional girl should have a name, right?

Zhao Jian hurriedly turned off the full screen and looked at the video introduction.

"Artoria Pendragon? saber？ ”

It's decided, you'll be my two-dimensional wife in the future!

Reopened the video, Zhao Zhen was addicted.

Artoria in the video, the silly hair on her head always attracts Zhao Zhen's attention.

And near the end of the video, the action of hooking his hands and throwing his eyes seemed to dump all beings, and he couldn't help but indulge in it......

After watching the entire video, Zhao Zhen sighed, clicked replay, and opened the barrage.

This is his habit, generally he thinks it's a good video, if there are many barrages, he always closes the barrage first and watches it again, and then opens the barrage to watch it again.

When the video restarted, he quickly clicked pause, then opened the barrage input box and typed in the barrage "Artoria is my wife!" Click, send.

It's just that when the dense barrage floats by, he can't see where his barrage is.

The time when this video was approved and released was in the morning, and the number of barrages in the past few hours has already squeezed out those barrages that grabbed the first place and doubted.

When he saw the dense barrage, the corners of Zhao Zhen's mouth couldn't help twitching.

"I'm number one, Saber is mine! The latter ones don't count! ”

"Nonsense, Artoria is obviously my wife, you guys are really stinking and shameless!"

"Wife, don't jump, come home with me!"

"For my saber, gentlemen, draw your sword!"

"You are not allowed to look at my wife!"

"Ahhh The hair on my wife's head is so ecstatic."

"Hey, hey, you dead houses, shouldn't we crusade against Jiaying?"

"Crusade against why this thing is also poisoned!"

"Ahead, you go to crusade yourself, I'll take my wife away first"

"Get out of here, this is my wife, don't believe me I'll show you the marriage certificate!"

"Your wives are awesome!"

"Saber gave it to you, I secretly knocked out Jiaying and took the little angel"

"Those who say that their wives are awesome have been cuckolded"

“……”

These densely floating barrages made Zhao Zhen can't help but "sleep".

He was stunned by so many barrages.

How long has it been? That's all there is to it?

The video did not stop because Zhao Zhen was stunned, and as the camera shifted, at a certain moment, the top barrage instantly covered the video.

"Pause successful! White! ”

"Pause successful! What did I find? There is a seam!!!! ”

"Paused successfully,Jerking"

"Watching movies at station B is just around the corner"

"Damn, the Jiaying Cliff is deliberate!"

"Camels, toes! Camels, toes! Damn, I didn't mean to eat! ”

"Eat, sit back and wait for the picture to come, I'm not disgusting"

"The brother who ate the has taken a screenshot, I'll go ask Jiaying right away, remember your words!"

"Erotic, erotic video owner, reported (funny)"

"+1 for Jiaying's resentment, there is actually a gap"

"↑ Above, you're stealing fun across the screen, don't think we don't know!"

"Huh? Why am I yellow? (Yellow)"

"Tongue typing to show innocence (yellow)"

“……”

Seeing the sudden pause barrage, Zhao Zhen was slightly stunned, and then dragged the progress bar back for a few seconds with his hand, turning on 0.5 times the speed.

As the camera moved, he seized that moment, clicked pause, and saw the small gap under the white that appeared, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but reach out and probe down......

But in the next second, he reacted and hurriedly stopped his move.

It occurred to him that he was not the right time to sharpen his sword.

Because I stayed up too long last night, everyone is about to die, if I still sharpen my sword now...... Then my own kidney is probably going to be really wasted.

……

As the progress bar came to an end, Zhao Zhen exhaled, stubbornly resisting the urge to brush it again, put the phone aside, and stared at the wooden board on the top bunk.

At this time, he suddenly felt ......

How ridiculous it is to say "Artoria is my wife" in the barrage.

It's just an unattainable two-dimensional girl, can she marry herself? Can you give birth to a baby for yourself? Can you live with yourself for the rest of your life?

No!

She's just a fictional character created by a three-dimensional person.

So what is the meaning of my love for them?

While he was thinking, his roommate Zhang Jiaohui pushed open the dormitory door, walked in with a lunch box, saw his thoughtful appearance, and said with a smile: "Hey, the takeaway has arrived, what are you thinking?" ”

Zhao Zhen quietly looked at the wooden board on the top and said, "I'm thinking, what is the meaning of our life?" ”

Zhang Jiaohui put the lunch box on the table, looked at Zhao Zhen when he heard the words, and asked, "Have you just stroked it?" ”

"Get out!"

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3,000 words for a ticket!