Soon, someone was connected.

Chen Mo: "Hello this sailor, what do you call it?" ”

The other party: "Hello Hangwang, my surname is Li, you can call me Xiao Li." ”

"Oh, Mr. Li," Chen Mo smiled, "I'm not verbose, do you have any emotional troubles?" ”

Xiao Li sighed and said:

"Yes, indeed.

Actually, I'm a chef working part-time on a ship.

Each trip to sea can be as little as three months and as long as a year and a half.

A few days ago, my fiancée, who had made an appointment with me and was already engaged, actually married someone else!

Hang Wang, you say, why is this?

I send her money every month, and she is so sorry for me! ”

As soon as I heard this.

All the sailors were amazed.

It's the taste of gossip!

It's the taste of dog blood love gossip!

Chen Mo thought for a moment, and then said:

"Your story, reminds me of a story."

Bite!

"System prompt: The host is being told a story, do you want to turn on the [Sound Immersion] skill?"

"Turn on!"

"Once upon a time, there was a scholar who made an appointment with his fiancée to get married on a certain day, month, and year.

But when that day came, the fiancée married someone else.

The scholar was hit and never fell ill.

At this time, a traveling monk who passed by saw the vast sea from his arms.

One of the slain women was lying on the beach with no clothes on her. ”

At this time, Xiao Li and the audience seemed to have incarnated into the scholar and came to an endless blue sea.

Now.

It was a naked female corpse.

"A person passed by, took a look, shook his head, and left.

Then he passed by a man, took off his clothes, covered the woman's corpse, and left.

Then I passed by someone, went over, dug a pit, and carefully buried the body. ”

The monk explained that the corpse of the woman on the beach was your fiancée's past life.

You are the second person passing by and once gave him a piece of clothing.

She fell in love with you in this life, just to repay you a favor. ”

When Xiao Li heard this, he suddenly realized:

"King Hang, I see.

You mean to say that the one my fiancée married to was the third person passing by.

That is, the one who buried the body for her.

I get it!

You mean, I don't really give as much as that guy.

That's why my fiancée is marrying someone else, right? ”

"That's what it means."

"The story of hanging the king is quite in-depth."

"The hanging king has changed! No more talking about poisonous chicken soup! ”

"It's okay, spread positive energy, and hang the king well!"

“……”

And yet at this moment.

Chen Mo shook his head and said in surprise:

"No, I'm not done yet, don't figure out what I mean!

The monk said that the corpse of the woman on the beach was your fiancée's previous life.

You are the second person passing by and once gave him a piece of clothing.

She fell in love with you in this life, just to repay you a favor.

But in the end, she has to repay the people of her life.

It was the one who made her die on the beach. ”

Xiao Li: "???? ”

All sailors: "???? ”

Quiet!

The live broadcast room was quiet!

It was a full three minutes before everyone relented.

Then the barrage exploded!!

“66666666！”

"I was caught off guard by this car!"

"The steering wheel is flying off!"

"I fell into the ditch, who pulled me up!"

"Hundred-year-old black chicken soup, arsenic at the bottom of the bowl!"

"Let's go back to the cars behind, there are many cars in front of you, and the steering wheels are all over the ground! Let's all go back! ”

"Not only the steering wheel, but also the tires of the car have been thrown off!"

"Crooked, tow truck company? Still the old place! ”

"Seek the shadow area of Xiao Li's heart ......"

"I thought it was chicken soup for the soul, but it turned out to be with arsenic, and it smelled of durian."

Chen Mo coughed twice:

"Ahem...... Xiao Li, although my story is a bit of a joke.

But that's the truth.

No matter how good you are to someone, you are not as good as the person who can be by her side, sleep with her, and make her happy.

The reality is cruel and you are a good person.

May you find the right girl soon. ”

Xiao Li nodded with a wry smile and hung up.

It didn't take long.

The second person was even on the wheat.

Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"It's good that you want to come to me to die......

Oh no, there are a lot of people who want to talk to me.

What do you call this water friend? ”

"Hello Hangwang, my name is Zhou Hao, you can call me Xiao Zhou."

Chen Mo: "Hello Xiao Zhou, may I ask what your troubles are?" ”

Xiao Zhou: "I quarreled with my partner, and I want to ask the king how to redeem it." ”

Chen Mo: "Then how did you quarrel?" Can you tell us about that? ”

Xiao Zhou said: "No problem, I'll play our WeChat voice chat to you." ”

Chen Mo: "Success!" There is a specific reason to solve the problem! ”

Then.

Xiao Zhou clicked on his WeChat and began to play the voice chat conversation between the two.

Xiao Zhou's wife: "Get out of here!! ”

Xiao Zhou: "Wife, what's wrong?" ”

Xiao Zhou's wife: "What's wrong with you?" Why did you go to my house today? ”

Xiao Zhou: "Isn't it good?" I can see that my aunt likes me very much! ”

Xiao Zhou's wife: "Let your mother's bullshit!"

I recorded the video, you can see for yourself! ”

Then, Xiao Zhou will >

In the video.

It's a conversation between Xiao Zhou's wife and her mother.

Mother: "Girl, I saw Xiao Zhou today, isn't this child not very good at braining?" ”

Xiao Zhou's wife: "What's the matter, Mom?" Did he upset you? ”

Mother: "It's nothing, it's just that most people come to see the elders and bring some fruit or something." ”

Xiao Zhou's wife: "Did he go empty-handed?" ”

Mother: "No, he brought this...... Kidney Treasure Tablets ......"

"Poof......

Hearing this, Chen Mo couldn't help laughing.

Nima!

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, what is the operation of taking kidney treasure tablets?

Isn't this a clear indication that his father-in-law is not good at that aspect?

The sailors are also happy.

"That's a lot of fun!"

"With Kidney Treasure Tablets...... It's good that you didn't get killed! ”

"Xiao Zhou...... You can have a snack! ”

"Why don't you just bring the little blue pill?"

“……”

At this point, the video continues.

Mother: "As soon as I entered the door, Xiao Zhou told your father, what, hello mom, and you tried your best to squeeze your father's eyebrows." ”

Xiao Zhou's wife: "......"

Mother: "Also, he heard that your father loves tea, and said that he brought good tea from Taiwan.

I opened it and took a look.

A box of Master Kong iced tea!

What do you call this? ”

"Poofhahahaha......"

Chen Mo couldn't hold back any longer.

Quickly turned off the microphone on his side, and laughed wildly,

Master Kong iced black tea is also a special tea?

Your first time delivering this?

No wonder people dislike you for having a bad brain!

(ps: I'll make up one more today, and there's another chapter in a while)

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