Century Globe Building.

Shen Xu stood on the top floor of the building, he was wearing a black windbreaker, and the biting wind blew his clothes crackling.

Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Shen Xu looked at the beautiful scenery in front of him, he sighed slightly, and under the sunset, his background looked extremely lonely.

"If you want to jump, why are you pretending to be melancholy? Every time I commit suicide, I get tired of seeing it. A parrot fluttered its wings, landed on Shen Xu's shoulder, rolled its eyes, and what it said just now was what it said.

"Shut up, you noisy ugly bird!"

"I mock myself, why do you shut me up, why? Why? ”

"Don't bother to tell you, don't stand on my shoulder."

"I stand on your shoulder with my ability, why don't you let me stand?"

"It's too windy, I didn't hear it just now, say it again?" Shen Xu grabbed the parrot's neck with lightning speed.

"I was wrong, brother, I'm sorry to interrupt!" The parrot looked pale and said seriously and seriously.

"Let's get down to business, what pose are you going to unlock this time?" The parrot landed on Shen Xu's shoulder again.

"Whirling in the air, right? It's a little more exciting. ”

"If you want me to say that you are going to be a superman, you will be transformed in the air at the moment you jump out!"

"Get out!" Shen Xu's head was full of black lines.

"Why don't you have an iron head? There was a bang, and the white and red liquid overflowed, which not only stimulated but also disgusted passers-by. ”

Shen Xu: "......"

Shen Xu didn't want to be like this ugly bird, he opened his hands, closed his eyes, and his whole body fell down.

.........

"Bang!"

"Ahhh

The screams sounded on the side of the road, and suddenly a person fell from the sky, frightening many melon-eating people who commuted to and from work.

At this time, Shen Xu's appearance was unbearable, and the whole person fell into meat sauce, and he couldn't die anymore.

When Shen Xu fell, the parrot also followed, hovering in mid-air, looking at the people below.

Finally, its gaze was fixed on a young blonde beauty.

The blonde beauty's name is Rose, and she is also one of the people who eat melons, but she is very bold, and immediately rushed up to take a few photos after the incident.

Seeing the photos on her phone, Rose was very satisfied, and she went back to criticize the mosaic and could attract a wave of likes in the circle of friends.

It was only in the next moment that she felt her consciousness a little blurred, and she stumbled to the ground, and when she opened her eyes again, her pupils returned to clarity.

Rose lowered her head, looked at her chest, and then looked at Shen Xu's body in the distance, and sighed slightly: "It's like this again." ”

At the same time, the parrot flew up to Rose's shoulder and said in a smug tone, "Sample, I'll say I can find you in five minutes." ”

Rose, no, it should be said that Shen Xu spread his hands helplessly, he is now using Rose's body, and a large number of memories related to Rose have emerged, and Shen Xu is not surprised.

took the ID card that Rose carried with him and opened the room, and after going up, Shen Xu fell asleep.

He has no interest in exploring Rose's body at all, let alone women, he has even been on the body of a cute girl in the past ten years, how much bitterness and tears in it, it is not enough for outsiders!

He started this situation ten years ago, he is an ordinary part-time Internet writer, working until eight or nine o'clock in the evening during the day, and he has to rush to the manuscript until two or three o'clock in the morning after returning home, every day.

For a long time, his body couldn't bear it, and finally one day, he died suddenly.

When he woke up the next day, Shen Xu found that he was not dead, but he was no longer his body.

Rebirth!

A magical synonym,

It can make you strong,

Turning scrap wood into genius,

It is even possible to turn a woman into a penis and become an unspeakable person!

In fact, it seems that there is no failure in a life that cannot be changed by rebirth.

He is an online writer, he is no stranger to the routines of online novels, he didn't expect that he would be reborn one day, he is destined to be the man at the top of the pyramid!!

However, the reality is not the same as the plot he imagined.

Because not long after, his reborn body was diagnosed with terminal cancer, and Shen Xu died two weeks later with endless unwillingness.

When he opened his eyes again, Shen Xu found that he was reborn again, this time it was a newborn baby, because the actual controller of the baby was Shen Xu, and he fell to the ground in the process of trying to climb out of the crib.

Head to ground.

Soldier!

The fourth time, Shen Xu was reborn into a housegirl, and after a month of inaction, in order to verify the idea in his heart, Shen Xu committed suicide by drinking pesticides.

As a result, there was naturally a fifth rebirth.

Then, the nightmare began.

No matter how he committed suicide, drinking poison, cutting his pulse, diving, hanging, jumping off a building, arson, lying on the rails, electrocution, etc., without exception, all failed.

It's not that he won't die, but every time he dies, he starts the Nth rebirth.

Ten years later, Shen Xu has long been numb, and people are afraid of death, but for Shen Xu, death is a luxury.

"Ouch, pretending to be melancholy? Give Ben Bird up, you lose, hurry up, a pack of spicy strips! The parrot landed in front of Shen Xu's bedside and shouted loudly.

"You're yelling at me to stew you again!" Shen Xu said viciously.

"You are reluctant to drop, this bird is the most handsome, handsome, and empathetic in the world, and the only one who has a common topic with you - bird!" The parrot showed off quite humanely.

"Ugly bird, when do you think this kind of day is the end?"

"Don't call me an ugly bird, I have a name!"

"I know, Dinigfel, you don't have to say it, whoever says it swears." Shen Xu threw away the pillow and drank a little irritably.

"I warn you not to mention the name, this bird is male, it is male! Don't want that kind of sissy name, this bird has already thought of a new name, and in the future, this bird will be called Joward Dajiba! ”

"Poof!" Shen Xu squirted out a mouthful of water, squirting Dingnigfeld into a soup bird.

"Bird, I have nine years of compulsory education, why haven't I had a single bird?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go to the bank to withdraw money for Benniao, and then buy a box of spicy noodles and come back."

"Oh, I'll wipe it, it's still a pack just now! Is my math taught by a music teacher? ”

"It's just now, don't you see that your decadent wind has been eliminated by this bird? Is it wrong for me to get paid? ”

Shen Xu: "......"

Shen Xu came to the nearest bank and prepared to send the money in Rose's card to her parents' account, after all, Rose was already dead, and the cause of death was because of him.

Anyway, money is not a matter for Shen Xu at all, he was once reborn into a president, and he casually got some money out and hasn't spent it yet.

The bank was very large, and after entering, Dingnigfeld muttered in Shen Xu's ear: "Ben Niao found that there are five robbers here, all with guns!" ”

"With a gun?" Shen Xu's eyes lit up, this is good! He committed suicide so many times, but only once or twice, that he almost forgot everything and had to relive it.

The bank quickly went through the transfer procedures, Shen Xu and Ding Nigfeir glanced at each other, and Ding Nigfeir immediately knew Shen Xu's thoughts.

"Robbery, there are robbers, everyone run!" Dinigfel opened her throat and shouted.

The people at the scene were not yet rioting, the first to be disturbed was the bank robber, and under excessive nervousness, one of the robbers took out a gun and shouted: "Don't move, rob!" ”

The scene immediately became chaotic, but after the robbers fired a shot to demonstrate, everyone immediately squatted down and honestly took out the gold and silver jewelry.

"Damn, this dead bird, it's actually ruined our good deeds, kill it!" The robbers ordered people to close the entrance and exit of the bank, and Ding Niniao couldn't fly out if he wanted to.

Oops!

Shen Xu immediately knew that it was not good, he could die, but Ding Ni Ni could not die, Ding Ni Ni had been with him for several years. As Dinigfehr said, it is the only person in this world who has a common topic with Shen Xu, and without Tinnie, he would have lost himself in countless rebirths.

His death this time was completely different from the past, because in the past, only he would die, and Tinnibird would not be in any danger, and now the situation is that both him and Tinni may die.

Shen Xu grabbed Ding Niniao, protected it in his arms, and then punched the nearest robber, taking advantage of this time, he immediately rushed to the door.

"Bang! Bang! ......”

The gun rang out, Shen Xu fell at the door of the bank, and the feathers of the Ding Ni Bird were soaked with blood, but it was Shen Xu's blood, and the Ding Ni Bird who was being protected was not injured.

When he was dying, Shen Xu heard the robber leader scolding other robbers for being stupid, and he was arrested for robbery and sentenced to more than ten years, and killing someone was a death sentence.

"Luckily, I survived." Shen Xu laughed with difficulty, and his consciousness fell into darkness.

............