Chapter 33 (2)
"Don't you feel like you're going the wrong way..."Ruo Yu looked at his friend Gu Ming helplessly, looking at the shabby map that he didn't know where and what era, and looked through it seriously.
"You road idiot, can you stop talking! Before, you had to ask for directions, but you couldn't ask a normal person, you had to ask a little girl, and what kind of bullshit questions did you ask, did you see my wife? You're poisonous, aren't you?" Gu Ming looked at Ruo Yu on the side, and rolled his eyes, "Anyway, who gave you the courage to ask a little girl who looks only five or six years old!" There are adults, but you ask the little girl, now we don't know where we are or where we are. ”
"It's my s, it's also my wife!" Ruo Xuan pouted and retorted, "Isn't your uncle also a road idiot, we used to walk much more openly than here." ”
"Which bastard said to go to the left, I said to the right!" Gu Ming retorted.
"It's you sexually friendly bastard who said you want to go here, and I've been following you! And that little girl obviously has a light smell on her, I'm sure he's seen it, my s! ”
"A little girl who doesn't stop every month! You're a pervert and smell the smell of a little girl. Gu Ming rolled his eyes again, "For the sake of the little girl, we are lost, and what's worse is that we don't know where we are." ”
"Oh my God, I don't want to starve to death, I've got eight..."
"You're an orphan, don't think I don't know... Don't pretend!" Gu Ming hurriedly interrupted the brain supplement of this goods and called him back to reality, "Please, we are going to starve to death." ”
"No, we won't!" Ruo Xuan looked like an elitist, "Since we are in the forest..."
"There are wild beasts to eat!" Gu Ming replied. It's not easy for this product to be smart once, wife...
"You can eat grass!" If the succumb looks innocent, "It's so savage to eat wild beasts, or eat grass, maybe grass can be eaten, and then you will love it from now on!"
"...."Gu Ming was speechless and supported the wall.. I must have had my brain pumped just now to believe that you have such an IQ... Heaven begs you to accept this tease..
The two of them have been in such a stalemate for a long time, knowing that it is dark, and the stomachs of both of them are rumbling..."Will Lao Tzu be starved to death..."If the gloom pulls his tattered skirt that has been hung by the branches, he is a little helpless, "Being a lady like this is detrimental to the image..."
"Can you find something to eat first?" Gu Ming felt extremely tired.." With you, I always feel like I'm raising a son... It's still the kind of mentally retarded son. ”
"Dad... I'm out of money!" Ruo Yu Xuan stretched out his hand towards the other party with a sincere and longing face, "Baba..."
"You, a women's clothing boss, don't do me the slightest benefit to a straight man of steel!" So Ming covered his eyes, "Don't disgust me, dead sissy." ”
"You muscular and brainless creature with developed limbs!" If the scram strikes back.
And just when the two people were fighting, a demonic beast took advantage of the fact that the two people were not paying attention, flashed bright red eyes, opened its big mouth, and pounced fiercely at the two people! And then in less than a second he became food on the grill for two people ....
"So you, the mentally retarded, didn't find the crystal nucleus of this monster?" Gu Ming frowned and ate his own barbecued meat, looking at someone who was still groping around on the corpse of the demonic beast.
"I found it!" Just when Gu Ming was frowning and looking at this, Ruo Xuan exclaimed and picked up the just crystal nucleus, happy to get, "Can we sell it for money!"
"It's so low-level, I can't buy much money..."So Ming looked at this mentally retarded person, and became more and more speechless, "Don't hold this thing full of blood, okay... Wash it, put it in the storage and eat!"
"You're so unpalatable, I don't..."Just before Ruo Yu finished complaining, a black shadow flashed, and by the time he reacted, the crystal nucleus in his hand had already disappeared....
"Thief, you give Lao Tzu back!" If you are gloomy, you cry out angrily, "The money in my life!"
"It's just a little devil core... Don't worry about it, there are..." Therefore, he did not care: "You have to be considerate of the suffering of the poor." ”
"But he doesn't appreciate the pain of me, who is also poor, woo." Someone has been stuffed, looking at his empty hands, a little aggrieved.
"Remember the lesson and quickly clean it next time and put it in the storage." Gu Ming continued to eat the roasted meat in his hand.
"I'm not convinced, don't eat it!" Looking at the old ghost who was still leisurely, he was a little angry, "Go, follow me to fight Warcraft, I want to make money for the crystal nucleus..."