"Ha......" Ruo Yu Yawned, stretched his waist and twisted his neck, came out of the small mud house built by the two of them, looked at the rain that had stopped, and the weather outside, and the mood couldn't be better. And I slept very comfortably just now, although the two of them were head-to-head at the beginning, but when I got up, I was already lying on his knees, and the pillow was very cool. I don't know why, he suddenly remembered an advertisement made by the old man he once met, and then he was directly laughed at by his imagination.

Oh, my waist is no longer sore, my neck is no longer painful, and my waist disc is no longer protruding! My teeth don't hurt anymore, my head doesn't dizzy, and even my athlete's foot has been cured for many years.

, systemic treatment, look for him, a box as long as 888!as long as !8!8!8!

"What are you smiling at...... so he opened his eyes in a daze, and then he saw a certain "beauty" with her waist inserted, stretching her legs, and laughing like a mentally retarded! Although he had known it for a long time and had some resistance, as soon as he woke up and saw such a scene, he was still deeply shocked by the sand sculpture that was like a solitary appearance, "Smoked?"

"Nope!" If you turn around, you see the confused and stunned Gu Ming and think of what you just thought, and laugh again and say, ",, don't look over, don't look over, I can't stand this, hahahahaha." ”

In line with the principle of not worrying about your sand sculpture, so Ming Momo got up and patted the soil on his body, but in the end, he was stared at by the other party's smiling eyes and his scalp was numb, so he asked directly, "What are you laughing at!" Didn't you say you wanted to be more ladylike! The lady smiled toothlessly. ”

"What a lady, I'm a gentleman!" If you raise your orchid fingers, your expression is particularly cheap.

"Gentlemen don't wear women's clothes." So spread your hands.

"Yes!" Ruo's gloomy face suddenly came over, and he looked serious.

", dead sissy, you almost kissed Lao Tzu!" So Ming held the other party's mouth with his hand, and looked disgusted, "After all, why did you laugh just now." ”

"Damn, do you remember!" Ruo Xuan straightened up, his face shocked.

"Damn, what am I in your heart! Seven seconds left in the fish's memory, bastard! There weren't even seven seconds just now!"

"Eight seconds!" Ruo Yu looked serious, raised his hand high, and used his index finger and thumb to make a small gap that could not be smaller, "It seems that you are so strong as a fish." ”

"What am I in your heart......"

"Sand sculpture!" If the answer is particularly fast, there is no hesitation.

"......" Before that, Gu Ming had always thought that the sand sculpture in the eyes of the sand sculpture must be a hopeless guy, but his mind changed now, and he looked at someone with a concerned face, "Do you know that the sand sculpture is a so-called abnormal person?"

"Wow."

"So the abnormal person in the eyes of the abnormal person is a normal person, and it is the kind of normal person who can be seen at a glance even the sand sculpture, according to the principle of negative and positive, it is explained that ......" So Ming bought the next pass, looked at the speechless Ruo Yu, and then excitedly said, "I am very smart!" Even the sand sculpture can see that I am not ordinary!"

"Hehehe......." I don't know why, at this time, a sentence suddenly appeared in Ruo's mind, the so-called intellectual disability can attract intellectual disabilities, and only intellectual disabilities can chat with intellectual disabilities...... Well, albeit a little sad...... But it seems to be very right, especially reasonable!

"So why are you laughing in the morning!" After laughing, he looked like a ghostly person, and he smiled very cheaply, with a cheap expression of "look at how strong my memory is, look at how strong my memory is, look at how strong my memory is". That's right, he asked this to show that he was very normal!!

"Damn, why are you asking!"

"Because I have good intelligence!" The old Kazlan blinked with big eyes, praise me for my good memory!

"In terms of sand sculptures, you are the father ......." Ruo Xuan covered his face, and suddenly felt the feeling of being dead just now, a sense of powerlessness.

"So ......"

"Don't talk!" Immediately block that stinky mouth, "Don't talk, I said I'......"

"Actually, I don't care if you say it or not." Who cares what you've just laughed at, phew.

"You yourself want to be hit by me." Thinking of this, if you are gloomy and hold your head high, although I can't say that I think you are a braggart old man, but it's still okay to pretend! So he raised his head even higher, "Ahem." ”

"Don't lift it, your neck is about to break!" So he complained.

"I'll go, can you please don't disturb the atmosphere I created!" If you are dissatisfied, after warning someone, raise your head again, and then look unfathomable, "I'm advanced!"

"Poof...", ready to laugh no matter what the other party says, and then say that the other party's sand sculpture is stunned on the spot, "What do you say......"

"After I was promoted to the Great Magician a while ago, I felt that I was very handsome, and it all started with a dark and windy day in a month, when the sun was shining and thunderstorms were ......."

“...... For a second I believe you, I'm mentally retarded. "So Ming covered his face, "What are you talking about, your language organization is taught by a physical fitness teacher!"

"Yes, we're in one class, have you forgotten?"

“...... Hehehehe" is a little familiar...... Well, regardless of these ...... "get to the point!"

"The point is that my Great Wizard realm is completely stable, and there is an upward trend!" If the face of the gloom is unfathomable, but he can't see it, because the more he talks, he raises his head higher, and finally just now, he successfully pulled his neck to the ......

"You're going to have a jaw strain sooner or later." So the dark face said, "Curse you." ”

"No more cursing..... It's already strained....... Hurry up, save me, bastard!"

"Poofha" So Ming looked at the other party like that, and directly covered his stomach and fell to the ground and laughed wildly, not giving a certain sand sculpture a little face at all.

"I'm telling you, you're going to laugh sooner or later!"

"Hahahahaha. "So the hell successfully laughed.

"Poof...... "Poof" sneered, and then moved his chin again.

casually, the two of them quarreled for a long, long time, until the next day when it was dark, the two of them stopped, looked at the surrounding environment, and found something wrong.

"It's so cool to skip class...... Hey, this doesn't seem to be a school grove......" The resting old man suddenly exclaimed.

"Damn, I suddenly found out when you said that." If the sputter got up and looked around, "This...... Where is this?"

"......"

"I'm afraid we're not crossing over! It's the kind of story that is particularly common in the Jianghu booklet, and I traveled to another world and became the master of the harem!" If the eyes of the claustrophobic are shining, "It seems to be good, alas! I'm going to meet my first girl, hahahaha