Chapter 83: The King of Passers-by in Circles
A certain full-basket god, who rarely relaxed and cooked in person, looked at the two beloved apprentices with anticipation, and asked again and again: "How is it, how is it?" Rate it! ”
Facing the master's fifty-second question, Xiaobei quickly took the last bite of noodles into his mouth: "Huh? Well, my full basket footwork training isn't over yet, so I'm going to train quickly. Saying that, he put down the dishes and chopsticks and turned around and fled out, that's right, that flying skill is to escape!
A certain master turned his eyes to Xiaodong, and the honest Xiaodong painted a gourd and said, "Uh, master, I also have running training......"
"Sit down!"
Listening to the master's words, Xiaodong called the second sister SOS for help, and the second sister, who finally escaped, said that she couldn't help it, nonsense, it was not easy to "get out of danger", who would want to go to Tiger Mountain again? !
Xiaodong couldn't avoid it, on the one hand, the questioning of conscience, on the other hand, the stare of the master's death, Xiaodong decided...... Succumb.
"Master?!"
"Well, tell me how my meal went? To tell you the truth, I promise I won't hold a grudge, you can take this as an anonymous review of Taobao. A certain master has a sincere face, and his smile is as soft as a spring breeze in February.
"Your meal is really good, hehehehe." Xiaodong felt that his smile was a little stiff, and he tried to squeeze out a little naturally.
"Really? Be specific. ”
"To be specific, the color and flavor are complete."
A certain master was very satisfied with this answer, "Hehe, I'll clean up this bowl of chopsticks, go to training, today's training task must be completed." ”
Xiaodong returned to the training room and was immediately questioned by Xiaobei: "Xiaodong, don't be honest, in addition to the taste of casserole instant noodles, where is the color, flavor, and flavor?!" ”
Xiaodong patted his chest and let out a long breath and said, "Second sister, then what else can I say, can I tell the truth, and then die without a corpse?" ”
"That's not it, anyway, you are also his apprentice, at most you are incomplete, but yes, after this experience, I know that in the face of high pressure, even an honest teenager like Xiaodong can lie, I must tell my sister when I go back!"
Xiaodong's face was stunned, and then he hurriedly explained with a smile: "Second sister, where did I lie, the food cooked by the master is full of color, flavor and flavor, and the four plates of egg fried vegetables, is the color very good?" As for the casserole instant noodles, in addition to the embarrassing appearance, the taste is still okay, and it is almost the same as what I cooked......
Xiaobei listened, nodded her head again and again like garlic, expressing her approval, and then she suddenly stopped, her pupils dilated, and she wanted to say something but didn't say anything.
Here, Xiaodong had already opened the chatterbox, and he couldn't stop the car anymore, so he continued: "Actually, whoever cooks instant noodles almost always tastes like that, if you really want to be full of color, flavor, and flavor, I have a good idea, sister, do you know what it is?" ”
As the second sister, Xiao Bei shook his head again and again, made his eyes look hard, and motioned to Xiao Dong not to continue.
But Xiaodong seemed to be mistaken, and he continued: "I don't know? In fact, it is very simple, that is, when cooking instant noodles, put more vegetables, and then beat a poached egg, with the unique taste of instant noodles, you can achieve both color, flavor and flavor! ”
"Oh, that makes sense!"
"Sister, do you think so too? I also suddenly thought of ......" Xiaodong finally realized that the voice was wrong, looking at the second sister pointing behind him, Xiaodong finally said the word "of", and then frowned into a "Chuan" word and said to Xiaobei: "Sister, why didn't you say it earlier?!" ”
"Hehe, Xiaodong, your evaluation is very pertinent, I said that I have learned, don't worry, I said it, I won't hold grudges, just tell the truth." A certain master is still smiling like a spring breeze in February.
"Master?"
A certain master unbuttoned the apron on his body, pointed to the avatar of his friend flashing in the basket on the computer, and said: "You see that there are so many people who are secret to me, I want to deal with it, this dishwashing job, can you help me complete it?" Come on, come on, lift your arms, I'll help you tie your apron, okay, then please, by the way, don't forget to wash the pot? ”
“...... Belch. Xiaodong looked embarrassed, and said that he would not hold grudges, and he would make an anonymous evaluation.
Xiaobei stuck out his tongue and said in his heart: The man who holds a grudge is so scary? There's wood, there's ah, hey.
Full Basket Arena.
The passerby king circled around the killing of the gods, and at the same time taunted and counter-mocked with Zi Yue.
Zi said: "Haha, I heard that you Baliuju just planned a city riot, and finally nine people were arrested and imprisoned, what is this for?" Do you engage in actual combat acting? ”
The king of passers-by replied: "Do you want to take care of it?" ”
"I haven't figured out your intentions, and I don't want to waste brain cells, so I'm going to ask you directly, tell me, what is your intention to do this?"
The king of passers-by continued to draw circles, while copying and pasting: "Do you want to care?" ”
"Don't say? Is it because we have completed the copy, you Ba Liuju is unhappy in your heart, and you have a riot to vent the anger in your heart, after all, it hurts your body, isn't it? ”
The passer-by king finally stopped drawing circles and started a counterattack: "Xiao Peng, you are also the boss of a guild, and you also have a bit of identity, isn't it good to keep some virtue under your mouth?" ”
"Yes, as long as you and I can communicate normally, everything is easy to say, let's say, why do you do this? You won't have a lot of time to spend on all that useless work! ”
"Hehe, I don't want to say it, you have the ability to guess, no, if you have the ability, you can ask you about the undercover agent who ambushed us in our guild."
"It's as if you didn't arrange an undercover agent for our guild, let's talk about each other, since you don't want to say it, then I'll hear it, the place where you make trouble is near the arena, and as far as I know, God Kill went to the arena after finishing the dungeon, so your purpose is obvious, it's for him!"
"Yes, then I'll say a few more words, since you have guessed it, and you came to ask, it means that you are afraid that we will recruit him, and you want to inquire about the outcome of our talks? Then I might as well tell you, the conversation is very good, as long as he clarifies the period, he will join us Baliuju, how about it? Are you satisfied? ”
"Really? Now that you're talking, why are you going around in circles around him? ”
When the passer-by Wang heard this, he looked around at the moment, and sure enough, he saw Ziyue's figure on the steps of the arena, and was slightly stunned, and then quickly replied: "Yes, we haven't talked yet, which shows that we still have a chance, I don't want someone, and the swan meat in my hand has flew!" Oops, what a pity! Good heartache! It's so sour!! ”
Xiao Peng saw the reply, and slapped the computer desk angrily, because the passer-by king had a sentence that said uh, very right, the swan meat in his hand has flew, and he thinks that the killing of the gods has come to the guild, as long as he has a good fight, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not be used by me, so why did he let it go in vain? Belch...... No, if God's Kill is a swan, then what are we?
Toad?
Your sister, the king of passers-by!
You're the toad, and your whole family is a toad!
After a painful scolding, Xiao Peng calmed down, pulled the keyboard, and replied to the passer-by Wang: "Let's unite!" ”
When Lord Baliuju, who was circling in circles, almost squirted out a mouthful of salt soda when he saw this, let's join forces? Is today April Fool's Day? Will the two guilds from District 1 to District 13 unite? No kidding!
In fact, just when the passerby king thought it was funny, what he didn't know was that in the near future, the several guilds they had in districts 1-12 would really unite in districts 13, because they needed to face a common opponent, which was the Divine Slayer!
(End of chapter)