Chapter 133: How Many Meters? Impossible
The homework is written like this: Today's homework is 100 million grains of rice, and it is hard for parents to urge their children to complete it.
This question is not a kindergarten homework, but an elementary school homework.
It was stolen by my dear teacher and used as homework for the children.
When Chen Yang saw this topic, he wanted to scold his mother, your grandmother.
100 million grains of rice, you give them a count.
"Dad, won't you?"
The head is going to blow up.
My daughter's longing eyes, how can I hurt it.
However, I can't really count 100 million grains of rice for my daughter, I have to count the years and months.
At a student's rate of counting meters, it will take at least a year to count, provided that you are really so stupid to count meters.
Chen Yang can't do it if he is killed, 100 million grains of rice, let alone four bags, he can't carry it.
"Baby, do you know how many 100 million grains of rice are?"
The daughter shook her head.
"Four bags of rice, such a big bag."
took out the rice bag at home, four bags, and the daughter looked at the rice in the rice bag stupidly.
"Dad, can I count meters?"
"Okay, Dad watched you count the meters."
My daughter volunteered, how could I refuse.
Come on, Daddy help you.
Take a bowl and put it in front of her daughter.
"One, two, three, three...... Twenty-three, twenty-two, twenty-one, eighteen, nine, ten, eleven. ”
The order is wrong, and my daughter is happy to do it.
"Twelve, thirteen, fourteen."
"Oh, Dad, it's hard."
My daughter didn't want to count, it was terrible, and after counting for a long time, it was only a dozen.
100 million, that's a lot.
"Dad, can you help me?"
"Dad wants to too, but this is the homework assigned to you by the teacher, not the homework that Dad has to do."
The teacher pits me, and I pit you.
No problem, baby, take it.
"Come, daughter, don't be discouraged, don't give up."
"Persistence is victory, and Dad believes that you can do it."
"Come on, Daddy is watching you."
Stand aside and stare at your daughter.
Chen Yang is not stupid, go and help count.
Isn't this self-abuse?
A bowl of rice, my daughter counted it again and again.
The frequency of mistakes increased, and the daughter looked at the rice in the bowl with annoyance.
Make a mistake and start over.
Started, wronged, started again.
Again and again, and so on.
Half an hour later, the daughter gave up.
Lying on the ground like a walking corpse, staring blankly.
I muttered, it's so hard, what should I do?
"Baby, what's wrong?"
"Dad, it's so hard, what if I don't want to count?"
"Baby, how can you give up, you have to believe in yourself."
"But, Dad, it's really hard."
"No, baby, there is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts, if you do it with your heart, you will definitely succeed."
When flickering became a habit, Chen Yang began to flicker his daughter constantly.
Let you bully me, let you betray me.
The daughter was beaten by her father and got serious.
A few meters.
The phone rang.
"Hey."
"Mr. Chen, help."
"Help? What happened to you? Something went wrong? ”
It was Yang Chong who called, and the reason was obvious.
When the homework was sent down, Yang Chong got off work, and his wife told him that his daughter had homework and asked him to tutor him.
As a father, I must have to do things for the little padded jacket.
Yang Chong, who was full of confidence and would definitely be able to complete the task, was frightened.
What the hell is homework?
Are you sure you're not kidding me?
Half an hour, not to mention my daughter, I'm crazy.
A few meters, father and daughter cooperated, and then, after a bowl of rice, went crazy.
Sisi is definitely unwilling, if you don't complete the task, what will you do tomorrow?
Hurry, Yang Chong, continue to count meters.
Another half an hour, they went crazy and didn't want to do it.
However, I can't bear to see my daughter sad.
called Chen Yang for help, and he knew Chen Yang alone.
"Help, I'm going to die, Mr. Chen, I'm ......."
"What's wrong? Is it for the sake of a matter of counting meters? ”
"yes, how are you? Mr. Chen, are you alright? ”
Chen Yang replied with a smile: "Very good, what can I do, do you want to go crazy?" ”
"How can I not be crazy, I'm going to help my daughter count the meters, and then, you know."
Chen Yang looked at the phone in surprise, hey, you really did it.
The best parents in the world, I believe many parents are the same.
"Count the meters, my daughter is counting, but seriously."
Glancing at her daughter, lying on the ground, moaning weakly.
They all lay down and were going to die.
"Isn't Mr. Chen's time to joke, isn't this homework a game for us? How can it be completed, 100 million grains, even if it is weighed, it will take half a day. ”
"Ahem, I'm very responsible to tell you, it doesn't take half a day to weigh rice, and it will take about a year to count meters."
Yang Chong was frightened again.
I'll go, brother, you're even more ruthless than I am, that's all there.
"A year? That is, I want to be at home for a few meters a year? "Yang Chong's head is big, this play with people's homework is playing with our group of hard-working parents.
You hang like this, why don't you go to heaven?
"No, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to call and ask." Yang Chong got angry and said angrily: "I don't know what these teachers do to eat, don't they know that this is not something that children can do?" ”
"My Si Si Cai kindergarten is not a university, do you think the current students are so smart?"
It's so hard for current students.
Can you not be crazy when you meet this kind of teacher?
"Don't worry, Mr. Yang, you can't be impulsive, this homework, I see, no one can complete it."
"Can I not be in a hurry? My daughter is going to cry, and I'm still ....... ”
I wanted to curse, so I held it back.
"Alright, alright, maybe the teacher didn't mean it."
"I don't believe it, I'm going to ask."
Hung up the phone.
Lord Yang Chong reacted quickly, sent a message, and asked directly on the parent group.
"Teacher, I want to ask, is this homework for our parents? How can 100 million grains of rice be completed? ”
Teacher Aite in the back, courage is commendable.
Chen Yang admires this kind of person very much, if he hadn't heard of this topic, maybe Chen Yang would have to scold the teacher.
"Yes, teacher, how can you assign such a task?"
"My house is all rice now, what do you want me to do?"
"It's the same in my house, as soon as the child gets home, he rushes to the kitchen and takes out the rice and counts it."
"Yes, you can't fight, and you can't leave it alone, what should I do?"
"Pit man, this is a physical problem."
In a word, an explosion was triggered.
The parents of the diving, one by one, ran out, and the first thing they did was to talk about the problems in their own homes.
Then ask the teacher why they are assigned this kind of question, is it to make it difficult for them?
(End of chapter)