Baili Lang is serious nonsense. "Definitely!"

"I don't agree with what you just said, how can it be said to be flattery."

"We're just stating objective facts, and you definitely deserve it."

"Oh!" Bo Frozen Spring pretended to be embarrassed and asked, "Is that so?" ”

"A must." Baililang said very sure and firmly.

"Believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

"Hmm!" Bo Frozen Spring nodded, since this kid is so knowledgeable, let's let him go.

He was also unintentional, and if he didn't hold on to it, he would inevitably lose his demeanor as an elder.

And they have stated so many objective facts, Bo Frozen Spring can't help but give face, after all, they don't stretch out their hands and don't hit smiling people.

"Well, since it's a misunderstanding, it's not incomprehensible. This little comrade was just too alert to recognize the wrong person. ”

"I'm not angry, it's not like I just changed a set of clothes, and now I have to change another set, and I think it's a little troublesome."

Finally appeased him, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise the charge of beating the object of protection would have been deducted.

Zhao Meng immediately said: "Okay, let's go in first, it's not necessarily safe outside!"

He was a little worried: "And Teacher Bo, you must not come outside the courtyard casually again." ”

"Got it." After the frozen spring, he was afraid, and Baili Lang's kick made him have a psychological shadow.

As he walked, he said, "Well, I have something important to tell you. ”

The group of people surrounded by stars and moons and walked inside. Baili Lang: "Let's drive!" ”

"You're so endless." Zhao Meng went up and kicked him in the ass. "Shhh

Seeing them come in, Pei Qian asked, "Uncle, what happened just now?" ”

Bo Frozen Spring waved his hand and smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, I fell outside just now." ”

"Fell?" Pei Qian was a little skeptical about this: "Then why are you shouting for help so loudly?" ”

"Oh, this fall is a bit strange, I thought the enemy was secretly designing me," he explained. ”

Seeing that he was fine, Pei Qian and Bo Lingqiao were relieved, and Bo Limiao asked with concern, "Abba, are you okay?" ”

Bo Lengquan hugged her and kissed her and said, "Dad, it's good, you can go upstairs with your sister and them first." ”

"Daddy needs to talk to his uncles about something, good."

Bo Limiao nodded obediently: "Well, okay." ”

Then the Wave Frozen Spring put her down, and the Wave dexterously pulled her and walked upstairs.

Pei Qian looked at their mysterious appearance and wondered, "Can't I listen to any serious things?" ”

Wave Frozen Spring sat down and said, "It's nothing, it's just that something was lost at home." ”

"I'm going to talk to them about how to get things back, I'm afraid you don't like to hear it."

Pei Qian is a strong temper, so she won't be underestimated!

"I just want to listen, I'm also a policeman, don't treat me like a child all the time."

Everyone sat in a circle around the coffee table, looking at the appearance of Bo Lengquan sitting in a precarious position, Zhao Meng felt a little apprehensive.

Don't lose any particularly important treasures, how can you afford it? Well, it's all Robert's responsibility.

Bo Lengquan said to Zhao Meng and the others: "Everyone, just now I counted and found that something was lost in the house, and I ask you to help find a way to find it." ”

Zhao Meng: "This is natural, today is our dereliction of duty, fortunately you didn't have an accident." Dare to ask what was missing? ”

Bo Lengquan sat down and introduced: "I lost a total of two pieces, and I lost a holy paper and a famous painting. ”

"What? Holy Decree! Everyone was a little surprised, and Gao Ao was even more shocked.

"No wonder you are so good, it turns out that your ancestors were officials and inherited excellent genes."

Wave Frozen Spring: "Listen to me first, this is not the emperor's decree, but the emperor's holy paper to go to the toilet." ”

"Poof!" Li Hao said with some disgust: "Damn, isn't it just toilet paper, it's so awesome." ”

Po Lengquan explained: "This is not ordinary toilet paper, but toilet paper that can only be used by the emperor. ”

Cut! Li Hao disagreed: "It's not all paper, what's the difference?" Could it be that the paper used by the emperor to wipe his ass was made of gold? ”

"Of course it makes no difference to you, but for those who are pretentious and want to be the Emperor of the Earth, it's priceless. ”

Although modern society is not so feudal, there are still many bad habits in many places, and even many people even have dreams of becoming soil emperors.

Some people have two money, and their hearts are a little inflated, and they actually want to live a life that only an emperor can live, and live where an emperor can live.

And many countries still retain bullshit royalty to show that their country has a long history, for example, a certain island country in the east.

Baili Lang continued to pat himself on the back: "That's right, wiping your butt with this paper is a treatment only for emperors, this is a hard-to-find thing!" ”

Zhang Yang also echoed: "Indeed, if this is auctioned, those people will fight for their own chrysanthemums." ”

Well! These two young people have a future, they are so visionary at such a young age. Pojelly Spring Gao glanced at them, then added.

"That's right, even if this paper is not used to wipe the buttocks, it is still hundreds of years old, so it can be regarded as a cultural relic."

Gao Ao commented: "It's really valuable to hear you say that. It is not inferior to those famous paintings that have been handed down from generation to generation! ”

Li Hao asked again: "But why do you have this kind of paper, do you also want to experience what it is like to be an emperor?" ”

Bo Frozen Spring hurriedly clarified: "Oh no, no, no, how can I be such an emotional person, how can I like this thing?" ”

Li Hao asked with some skepticism: "Since you don't like it, then why do you have such a thing?" ”

! Wave Frozen Spring's face was a little displeased, why is this young man so annoying, why are you so 100,000.

"I excavated it from an ancient tomb and handed it over to the museum, keeping a little bit for myself."

"I see." Li Hao looked at him curiously: "Then have you ever used this paper to wipe your butt?" ”

"Nope." Wave Frozen Spring firmly denied: "Absolutely not, I swear to the old godmother." ”

"Oh, it's disgusting." Pei Qian made an expression of wanting to vomit, got up and went upstairs.

I thought they were going to say something important, but I didn't expect to say the paper to wipe their butts for so long.

No wonder Bo Frozen Spring didn't let her listen to it just now, she really didn't listen to the old man, and she was disgusting in front of her.

Qiao'er is so right, Li Hao is really suitable for the title of disgusting superman.

Zhao Meng knocked Li Hao: "That, the discussion about this holy paper ends here." ”

Gao Ao changed the subject: "Didn't you just say that you lost two pieces, and there is still a famous painting?" ”

Zhang Yang suddenly thought of something: "Famous painting!" Could it be that the famous abstract painting was stolen? ”

Baili Lang: "That's a classic masterpiece of Master Bi Duoshu!" If it's stolen, it's worth it. ”