Chapter 799: Sudden Sautance
Chen Mo is speechless!
Lao Tzu was also shot while lying down!!
What do you mean to be weirder than me?
Lao Tzu is very normal and easy to cut!
The recording continues!
Ren Pinsheng: "Why didn't you ask for my opinion before you were with Brother Ming?" β
Miss Wang: "Of course, this kind of thing is only told to you after it is done, right?"
You were with me in the first place, and you didn't ask your ex's opinion!
I told her only after it was done. β
Ren Pinsheng:
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"It's good that I've already passed the sad period, otherwise I would have been angry with you and sent to a mental hospital."
Miss Wang: "Wouldn't it be good for us to live a good life in the future?" β
Ren Pinsheng:
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"Brother Ming!! My good brother!!
How many sins did you do in your last life!! β
Miss Wang: "I said, I don't cheat, I love both, I want both!"
It's a big deal, I'll sleep with Brother Ming, and I'll sleep with you.
The three of us together on Sunday! β
Ren Pinsheng: "......"
This time, Ren Pinsheng fell into a relatively long silence.
also gave Chen Mo a chance to speak.
Chen Mo: "Wow, this method is good!"
In this way, you two little harems, no one has to fight each other.
The three of them can still have a good time together on Sundays!
Genius!! It's a genius idea! β
"Hahaha......"
β3β¦β¦ Three......p"
"Well, the king of hanging is right, so that the feelings of the two of them can't be hurt.
Sunday also facilitates communication between the two, which is just perfect! β
"What can I say? Such a perfect way, of course, I chose to agree! β
The sailors were all ridiculing undisciplined on the barrage.
After a while.
Ren Pinsheng spoke.
Ren Pinsheng; "How did I end up being your boyfriend in the first place? I'm blind!! β
This is a roar of anger and helplessness to the extreme!
Miss Wang: "Aren't I coming back now?"
I had no intention of leaving you from beginning to end.
I won't betray you, and I won't cheat! β
Ren Pinsheng: "Then don't you think this green hat on my head is very cool?" β
Miss Wang: "I know it's Brother Ming who has made you green!" I'll help you get your revenge!
I'll let him wear a condom from today, and you won't wear it.
I went back and conceived your child, and I was mad at him! β
Ren Pinsheng: "I appreciate your sense of humor.
I'm rich, and I'm sure I'll keep someone like you with a sense of humor. β
Miss Wang: "Shall I go to you tonight?"
I can't bear to let you be green. β
Ren Pinsheng: "Get out!!! β
This sound "roll".
I really can't bear it anymore.
At this point, the recording was cut off.
Ren Pinsheng said helplessly: "Hang the king, tell me, how angry am I when I meet this kind of woman?" β
Chen Mo: "Well, it's quite unlucky. It's good that you broke up in time. β
The barrage was also very hotly discussed.
"What Miss Wang thought in her heart was, hahaha, honest people are so easy to deceive!"
"How do I feel like acting......"
"Upstairs, you might think it's fake. But let me tell you, this kind of woman I have encountered.
She also told me that she just likes the feeling of being loved......"
"Yes, there is a real thing, there are many such scumbags."
"Maybe she likes the feeling of being a day."
"There are only 0 times of derailment and countless times - Han Shin"
"Han Xin didn't say this sentence - Lu Xun"
"Lu Xun is right-Mozi"
"There's nothing wrong with Mozi's wordsβLao Tzu"
"Lao Tzu is telling the truth - Zhuangzi"
"I agree with Zhuangzi β Confucius"
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For a while, the barrage was distorted by the rhythm of the people.
Ren Pinsheng sighed and said, "Hang the king."
You don't know how hard it was when I pursued her.
She asked me to wait for her downstairs every day.
said that if she insisted on it for 100 days, she would be my girlfriend.
I did so and it turned out to be ......"
Chen Mo sighed: "Speaking of this, I can't help but think of a story of my friend.
He's a lot like you. β
Bite!
"System prompt: It is detected that the host is about to tell a story, do you want to turn on the [Sound Immersion] skill?"
"Turn on!"
Chen Mo began to tell a story:
"A beautiful girl, said to a sling.
If you write me a love letter every day, send it downstairs to me.
Hold on for a hundred days, and I'll marry you.
So the sling began to work hard to write love letters, rain or shine......"
In front of everyone, a silk man appeared.
Whether it's windy or rainy, sick and hospitalized, or even staying up all night overtime.
He couldn't even shake the thunder to write love letters and send them downstairs to the goddess.
Everyone was touched by his spirit.
"Well, if anyone can do this for me, I'm going to marry him now!"
"Yes! Although money is important, it is not so important if you meet a man who is willing to give everything for you. β
"What a man!"
"That's right, this and Ren Pinsheng are good men."
"Hopefully the story will turn out well."
"yes, don't be green anymore!"
Chen Mo continued:
As a result, the boy insisted on writing until the 100th day after 99 letters, and he did not continue!
He chose to leave, choosing the goddess at his fingertips.
Even the goddess was so moved that she was ready to choose to marry him on the 100th day.
But he still gave up without hesitation!
Guess why? β
Ren Pinsheng: "I think it's because of the backbone!"
A man must be holding his breath in his heart when he is hung like this.
He insisted on 99 days to let the goddess know that he had this perseverance.
But giving up at the age of 100 days is to let the goddess know that he doesn't have to be her!
That's the principle of men! β
"I think what Ren Pinsheng said is right!"
"Not necessarily, maybe it was discovered that the goddess was cheating during this period......"
"I think it may be that the man has a crush on other girls."
"Or maybe he doesn't think it's worth it?"
"Could it be that the boy is sick? is like the bitter scene of Korean dramas, I got leukemia directly, and then I didn't want to delay the tears of the goddess. β
"Upstairs, you're so clear-minded!"
"Oh, hang the king, you can announce the answer quickly!"
"That's right, I can't guess it at all!"
Just when the audience was speculating.
Chen Mo said lightly:
Later, someone asked him, you have persevered for so long, and you are about to succeed, why did you leave at a critical moment?
The boy explained: "I didn't expect to last so long.
I thought to myself, I have so much perseverance, why don't I go to micro-business? β
Why don't you go into a micro-business......
Don't do micro-business......
What about micro-business......
This......
This divine turn directly caught all the sailors off guard!
This is simply a sudden commotion, flashing the old man's waist!
God is going to do micro-business!
(End of chapter)