"No matter how awesome the author is, he is also awesome in front of us, can he make a splash at the starting point?"

"Isn't he also waiting for the editor to come and turn over his brand? Aren't you also waiting for the officials to come and be lucky for him? ”

"You all have such names, but you named me Li Hao. What a broken name this is! I'm changing my name! ”

Baili Lang re-examined him: "I didn't find it before, but looking at your politeness, it turns out that you have a good temper." ”

After Li Hao finished venting, he felt much more comfortable, and explained: "Of course, you have to behave well in the base." ”

Bo Lingdexterity pursed his lips and said: "Your evaluation is really a fart, but it really doesn't matter if no one reads the author?" ”

Li Hao: "I guess no one will see him crying and fainting in the toilet, hahahahaha...... Forgive me for laughing out loud. ”

Suddenly, a mysterious power descended on him, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't move, and it was difficult to even breathe: "Uh..."

Bo Lingqiao saw him like this and hurriedly said: "Make you laugh, you don't want to die!" Hurry up and apologize to Dada. ”

Li Hao jumped out a few words with difficulty: "Ah, I'm sorry I was wrong, I will correct it in the future." ”

It was as if a divine voice came from outside the sky, and he remembered in his mind: "Correct, correct and return to evil." ”

Li Hao tried his best to eat, but he could only squeeze out a few words from his mouth with difficulty: "Change, change the evil and return to the right." ”

Author: "If you don't take it as an example, otherwise I won't kill you, but when the time comes, you will find that death is a luxury." ”

Then Li Hao finally felt that the power of heaven dissipated, and looked around left and right before slumping on the sofa, and was shocked into a cold sweat.

Baili Lang looked at him and gloated: "Let you be stupid, now you know it's amazing." ”

Bo Lingqiao took a sip of pulsating pressure and suppressed shock, patted his chest and said with palpitations: "I scared the baby to death just now." ”

Li Hao: "I knew I wouldn't make trouble, and I didn't change my name to do it, and I almost got clicked." ”

Bo Lingqiao comforted him earnestly: "Young man, if you are serious, you will lose." ”

"There are so many things in the world that cannot be changed, and we can only accept it."

Li Hao sighed helplessly: "You won, that's what you're talking about." ”

"What age is it now, everyone is obviously an old sky, but they always want to sell cute."

"Kagura in Gintama is younger than you, but people have already roamed the stars, beaten gangsters, and teased Gin-chan."

"With her skills in anime, she guesses better than me! Well, maybe better than all of us. ”

Bo Lingdexterity raised a finger: "Shh, although everyone is an old sky, we still have to continue to sell cute ducks." ”

Li Hao: "I'd better be a normal version of myself, lest the author be very unhappy and take me down." ”

Bo Lingqiao: "It's good to understand, okay, you just said so much nonsense, what do you want to express." ”

Li Hao: "I just want to discuss with you about life ideals or something, but it seems to be far away." ”

Bo Lingqiao was not interested in this at all: "It's beautiful to think, people are still a baby!" ”

Baili Lang: "Still idealistic in life, who wants to listen to your nonsense, who hasn't encountered something sad." ”

Li Hao asked: "Oh, listening to you say this, do you also have something unhappy, say it to make me happy." ”

Baili Lang raised his head and stared into the distance, and said unbearably: "Alas! It's all tears. ”

He chuckled: "I can't help but feel sad, I really don't want to remember what happened. ”

Li Hao was curious: "What's so difficult?" Maybe it's a little happier to say it. ”

"Hahaha!" Pei Qian won Zhang Yang again: "If you don't cheat, which of you can win the old lady." ”

Bo Lijiao was in no mood to listen to the song with her babbling, so she took off her headphones and sat upright and picked up a bottle of water.

Li Hao continued to urge Baili Lang: "Oh, Brother Lang, say it quickly, say it, I promise not to laugh at you." ”

Baili Lang saw that Bo Lijiao didn't listen to the song anymore, so he wanted to perform in front of the beauties, and recalled his experience of being forced to be a soldier.

He sorted out his thoughts, and said as if in a bit of pain: "Then let's talk about an incident that happened in high school a few years ago." ”

"At that time, my grades in school were very good, and I was very literate, and I often recited poems and did something right with the teacher."

"In addition, I am already very handsome, so the teachers appreciate me, and the girls in the whole school also like me."

Bo Lijiao was drinking water, and when she heard this, the water in her mouth almost squirted out, thinking why is this person so narcissistic.

Baililang continued: "At that time, there was a popular song by Wu Kequn 'Write a poem for you'. ”

"There is a girl in our class who is the daughter of the dean of education and the niece of the principal."

"One day she confessed to me in class in person, and she said that as long as I wrote a Tibetan poem for her, she would be willing to be my girlfriend."

"Her tiger-backed figure, indescribable appearance, and voice that is more magnetic than mine, all deeply shocked me."

"I was a little stunned when I heard it at first, what kind of situation is this, God will never be so cruel to me."

"She ran away after saying that, saying that when I had good news, I thought she was just joking."

As he spoke, he looked around and glanced at Bo Lijiao's reaction, was she listening?

"Go on." Bo said with interest, and Bo Lijiao also pricked up her ears to hear what this guy could say.

Baili Lang was afraid that the beauty would misunderstand, so he explained: "That, don't think about it, I don't look down on her." ”

"I just think I'm still a student and I should focus on my studies. Especially as a school grass, I can't take the lead in early love. ”

Li Hao thought that I would believe you, but he still said sincerely: "I believe in your vision and character, and continue." ”

Baili Lang gritted his teeth and said: "Who knew that my good brother was jealous of my talent, and he imitated my handwriting to write a limerick poem." ”

"Then I secretly went to her and said that I wrote it for her, and said that it was because I was embarrassed, so I asked him to hand it over on my behalf."

"At that time, she really thought that I wrote it, and my life has changed dramatically since then."

"I was ruined at school and became the talk of the conversation between classes, and I couldn't get rid of her."

"She also said that if I want to transfer schools, she will ask his father to check where I transferred and want to transfer with me."

"Later, I learned that not only was that poem written by my good buddy, but also that he was walking around the rumors."

"He said that I had always had a crush on that fat woman, so she would come up to me and offer to be my girlfriend as long as I wrote poems to her."