There are about 200 villagers in Wangjiazhuang, and more than 90% of them are surnamed Wang, after all, everyone belongs to the same clan, breaking bones and connecting tendons, so in addition to wrestling, they also have a fine tradition of neighborly harmony and respect for the elderly.

The first day of the new year is the most lively day in Wangjiazhuang, on this day, both adults and children have to put on new clothes and visit each other to greet the elderly, this custom is said to have been passed down for hundreds of years.

At about 8 o'clock in the morning, Wang Jin had already completed 40 minutes of jogging, one group of air strikes, three groups of rope skipping, five sets of push-ups, five sets of pull-ups and other regular training items, and he was tired and sweaty. During the ten-day Spring Festival holiday, he didn't want to go back to being a fat man.

When passing by the fat uncle's house next door, the little boy was wearing a woolen hat and looked left and right, as if he was waiting for someone. The younger brother's eyes were quite smart, and he still had a cigarette and a lighter in his hand.

- Don't get me wrong, there is nothing bad about the little pot friend who is a few years old, but it is convenient to use cigarettes to light firecrackers.

It's the Chinese New Year, and the naughty boys love to play with artillery battles, and there are about three kinds of "artillery" standard equipment in their Wangjiazhuang area.

First: Drop the cannon.

The size of a broad bean, white throughout, wrapped in a special paper ball, as long as you throw it hard into the ground, it will make a "pop" sound, although the movement is large, but there is almost no danger, and it is most popular with young children;

Second: wipe the cannon.

The wiping cannon looks like a firecracker but does not have a fuse, and the principle of operation is similar to that of a match. It had a flammable substance on one end, and when it rubbed the phosphorus layer on the box, it began to smoke, and it exploded in three to five seconds after throwing it. The "time-lapse" feature of this object is extremely useful, especially suitable for spoofing, and the pesky bear child will even use it to scare people and blow up all kinds of animal feces with their hands......

Third: ordinary firecrackers.

Firecrackers should be known to everyone on earth, but this thing is not sold in a loose way, and the source is either dismantled from the whole whip or picked up from the debris of firecrackers that people have released. Of course, with the improvement of manufacturing technology, the possibility of finding a "fish that slipped through the net" is almost zero.

"Second brother, you're coming!" The bolt shouted.

Wang Jin walked over and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The bolt showed a harmless smile and raised his hands: "You help me light this cigarette, I'm afraid it will leave a strange smell in my mouth." ”

Wang Jin said: "I don't smoke, and I will leave a taste in my mouth?" ”

Zhu Zhu said: "Ahem, you don't have a girlfriend anyway, it doesn't matter." ”

Wang Jin: "Uh...... The little hairy boy knows a fart? It's like you have a girlfriend! ”

A classmate was full of black lines, he took the equipment from the bolt post, bit the cigarette butt, lit it, and sucked hard and spit it out.

"Okay, let's take some artillery and pay attention to safety."

The bolt didn't react, but a strange expression like a prank success suddenly appeared on his face, and then he ran away.

Wang Jin smiled and said, "Hey, what are you running ......?"

At this time, I only heard the cigarette in my hand make a "snort" sound, and then began to smoke in large quantities! it! Plot! Wang Jin was startled and hurriedly threw that thing away! For a long time, the cigarette did not explode, but gradually went out.

Wang Jin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said angrily: "Bolt Zhu, you stop for me, see that I don't smoke you to death......"

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From nine o'clock, Wang put on new clothes and began to visit the villagers everywhere to greet the New Year.

The new national champion is "coming", and the little students are naturally warmly welcomed, and they don't listen to the auspicious words, take peanuts and melon seeds, and get a red envelope when they meet the elders who are particularly old! Of course, the red envelope is just a meaning, and there is not much money in it.

In the evening, Wang Jin walked home, his face darker than a briquette. After playing poker for three hours, he didn't make any money, and he lost more than 200 yuan miserably, and he was in a pretty bad mood.

Wang doesn't feel sorry for the money, he just has nowhere to spark - just now the old lady of the Wangcai family at the end of the village is extremely brave, and he killed all sides in his eighties, and the three families have no temper at all, and the red envelopes are not only fully recovered, but there are also a lot of extra cash in his pocket! The old man laughed when he was happy, and while laughing, he accidentally fell out of his sleeve with an ace of hearts......

it! O man of God!

Senior, I heard that when you were young, you roamed the rivers and lakes for a while, but you can't use your tricks on juniors, right?

At that time, the old man was very innocent and very calm, "Whose poker has fallen?" ”

Okay, a few guys looked at each other and retreated three thousand miles directly. Want to get your money back? There are no doors! Want to be reasonable? I'm sorry, but the old man's sense of hearing can be switched at will according to his mood, sometimes sensitive and sometimes dull......

It wasn't windy outside, but the snow was falling hard.

In the corner of the wall outside the hallway, Wang Jin suddenly saw his sister hiding her mobile phone in a panic, and snatching her hair, barely pretending to be calm.

He laughed and said, "Sister, who are you calling?" How cold is it outside? ”

Wang Yan cleared his throat: "No, nothing, ...... Classmates only. ”

Wang Jin bared his teeth and said: "Comrade Xiaoyan, you have blushed whenever you tell a lie since junior high school, is it meaningful to hide it?" ”

Wang Yan sighed and said, "Okay, I'll confess, it's a male classmate." ”

Wang Jin said: "Male classmates? What are the male classmates...... No, you're in love? Haha, I guessed right? ”

Wang Yan panicked: "Don't! Please, don't tell your parents, I didn't delay my studies......"

Sister, a smart child who ranks first in the college entrance examination in the township, how much pressure should she be carrying?

Wang Jin said pityingly: "Hey, sister, you have already learned stupidly." You're twenty-two years old now, and you're about to step into society after graduating this summer, isn't it normal to fall in love? Come on, come on, do you have a photo of the man on your phone? I'll give you a detailed reference, check it! ”

Wang Yan said entangledly: "Yes, but you have to promise not to make a small report." ”

Wang Jin said: "Deal!" ”

——In the photo album of the mobile phone, Wang Yan and a boy with clear eyebrows snuggled up to each other on the lawn, and the two of them smiled extremely sweetly, and the tranquility and purity were simply moving.

"Gu Chaoxi, my hometown is in Shunyang, I am the same age as me, and my parents are intellectuals. He has a good temper, never gets angry, is excellent at schoolwork, likes to play basketball, and likes to read Pushkin......"

Who is Pushkin? Buddies only know Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wo Longsheng, and Liu Yanyang.

I don't know why, seeing my sister who has lived together since childhood and another strange man so close, Wang's heart suddenly felt a little sour. Well, it's fortunate that it's just a younger brother, and every father witnesses his daughter's scene, I'm afraid it will be even more mixed......

Wang Jin said: "It's good, it's very handsome." ”

Hearing her younger brother praise her boyfriend, Wang Yan smiled very happily: "Yes, everyone else says so." ”

Wang Jin coughed and said, "But the love of the university...... Doesn't seem reliable? Will I be able to sustain myself after graduation? ”

Wang Yanban said: "Nonsense, the two of us are different." ”

Wang quickly changed the topic, patted his chest and said, "Sister, if this kid dares to bully you, you tell me, and my brother promises to beat him so much that he can't even recognize his mother!" ”

Wang Yan sneered: "How come? He's a much gentler personality than you......"

He took out his mobile phone, sneaked under the eaves of the house, took a photo of the hanging corn cob, and sent it to Miss Qiu Di in the form of MMS.

At the beginning of the year, smartphones were not yet widely available, let alone any more convenient dating tools.

Soon, the text message on the other end came back with two words: Wang Jin?

Hahaha! Clever! There is a soul in the heart!

Wang Jin was going to the Internet to check the seven romance poems of the Tang Dynasty and express his feelings in a few sentences, but unexpectedly he said: You are very bored, please don't bother me again, otherwise, I will stop this number immediately!

It's a bolt from the blue! The corners of Wang's eyes twitched instantly, and he wanted to cry without tears......