Chapter 32: Death to New Heights
"Tell me, what the hell is going on."
Shen Yan looked at the computer screen calmly, just watched the other party's performance, and saw what tricks the other party could play.
"That...... Here's the thing. Lin Zefang seemed a little embarrassed to speak, and paused here for a long time, about two minutes.
He wanted to see Shen Yan's attitude before deciding whether or not.
But he saw that Shen Yan was calm and unmoved, so he continued to type and speak.
"My mom recently attended a class reunion in college, and when I was chatting with my former classmates, I learned that they had a daughter who was about my age, who graduated from college last year, and was a year older than me......"
Then the two of them chatted and chatted, and I don't know why it was related to me and each other's daughters. My mother also saw that girl, and said that she was good-looking, very likable, and a quiet and filial girl. So she wanted me to fly back and meet her classmate's daughter and get to know her. ”
233333, isn't that a blind date?
After Shen Yan saw the news, he replied with a smile, "So Auntie wants you to go back on a blind date." ”
"Isn't it?" Lin Zefang continued to reply painfully, "I just graduated from college, and my beautiful life has just officially begun, how could I walk into the grave of marriage so early." ”
"Oh my God, does my mom think I can't find a girlfriend at my age now? I'm only 23 years old, not 32 (the expression of the soul scared out of the body). ”
"Maybe Auntie may really be worried that you are too ugly, afraid that you will not be wanted in the future." Shen Yan replied directly.
Lin Zefang felt a little sad after seeing it.
"Fart, my brother is so handsome, how can he not be liked by a woman?"
"Hehe, then why don't you have a girlfriend yet." Shen Yan came again with a divine mending knife.
"......" Seeing this dazzling answer, Lin Zefang was a little heartbroken.
"Brother...... I'm feeling bad right now, and I'm hurt inside. ”
He wanted to refute Shen Yan, but found that Shen Yan was different from his own situation.
Although the two of them have never been in love, Shen Yan is different from him, the other party received a bunch of love letters when he was studying before, and it was because the other party himself didn't like those girls, not that no one liked them, so they didn't fall in love.
And what about him? It was he who pursued girls and was always rejected.
He has always been reaping the title of 'good guy'.
That's the gap between the two.
Shen Yan typed and replied, "It's okay, listen to Auntie's words, just go home on a blind date, maybe this girl will look at you." ”
"Even if I might look at the other person, I don't want to go on a blind date."
"Wait! Brother, I'm here for your help, not for you to persuade me. Lin Zefang suddenly remembered his intention to find Shen Yan.
"Huh...... What do you want me to help you? I'll say it first, I'm not going on a blind date for you. Shen Yan quickly typed and replied to the other party.
"Don't worry, I don't plan on asking you to help me go on a blind date." Lin Zefang typed, "I mean I want you to help me get a scam and fool my mother." ”
"Scam?" Shen Yan didn't quite understand what the other party meant.
"Yes, on the phone before, I lied to my mom that I had found a girlfriend, but my mom didn't believe it and said let me take the object home to see."
"yes, what does that have to do with me." Seeing the words from the other party, Shen Yan felt a little painful, and then continued to type and replied to him, "You can just find a girl to bring back." ”
"Brother, there are only a few girls I've known since I was a child, if I can find a girl pretending to be my girlfriend, do I still need your help?" Lin Zefang immediately replied.
"If you can't find a girl, you can go and rent one online, what's the use of looking for me, I'm not a woman. Didn't the news often report that during the Chinese New Year, there would be a business of renting a tenant going home on the Internet? Shen Yan was very tired, so he could only give him advice.
"No, no, no, it's too late, I lied to my mom and said that I would let my girlfriend call her later, and I wouldn't go back." Lin Zefang denied.
"So what?" Shen Yan replied to him helplessly.
"Brother, isn't your voice changing very powerful?" Lin Zefang asked tentatively.
"......" The other party said, Shen Yan immediately understood.
Damn, it turns out that he is the intention of fighting.
Is this guy going to die?
Even if you have a girlfriend, you're looking for a woman to pretend to be.
But what does this guy's head think about allowing himself to pretend to be his girlfriend?
You have to know that you're a man.
This is not just death, but death to a new level.
"Get out." Shen Yan directly replied to him angrily with a big rolling word.
"Brother, don't do this. Brother, the happiness of my life is all in your hands. As soon as he saw Shen Yan's refusal, Lin Zeyan immediately became anxious.
“……”
"We have been brothers for more than ten years, closer than brothers, do you want to watch me jump into the abyss?"
“……”
"Brother, you just need to use a girl's voice and call my mother."
“……”
"Brother, for the sake of our brotherhood, you can help me this time."
I saw that the other party had been sending him a message in QQ.
Shen Yan was also quite helpless, he didn't know how this guy's head was long, and how he could come up with such a LOW idea.
He really couldn't resist Lin Zefang's plea, and finally agreed.
"Okay...... But I'll just say it first, there is only one time to help you, and next time you want me to do the same thing, don't even think about it. ”
"Ha, it's really a brother, I know that at such a critical time, only you can help me." Lin Zefang immediately became happy when he saw that Shen Yan agreed to help.
"Yes, you can tell me how I can help you." Shen Yan didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and went straight to the topic.
"That...... Brother, you go out first and open the door, and I will be at your door. ”
At this time, another message popped up on Q.
When Shen Yan saw it, he immediately laughed angrily.
It turned out that this guy had already decided that he would help him, so he had already come to the door early and waited, waiting for the moment when he agreed.
It seems that he fell into the trap of the other party.
There was no way, since he had already promised him, Shen Yan then went over and opened the door.
Shen Yan opened the door and saw a familiar figure standing outside the door, wearing a pair of glasses and a white T-shirt with light-colored jeans. After the other party saw the door open, he shook his phone at Shen Yan and grinned.
This person is Shen Yan's sworn friend Lin Zefang.