Chapter 212: My Boss
This one lasted for nearly two hours.
The result not only made the sailors very satisfied, but Chen Mo was also extremely satisfied.
The number of subscriptions has increased by more than 200,000, and the popularity has also returned to the first place in the Glory of Kings area!
That's a lot of money!
Chen Mo pinched his eyes and said, "Old Tie, I'm tired of today's live broadcast!" I've never played such a long round.
Thank you for your support, okay, let's learn from other anchors and draw a wave of prizes!
Now you can draw a lottery by applying for a card, and 100 of the best skins of Glory of Kings will be offered! ”
"? Is it a Midsummer Night's Dream? ”
"It's supposed to be a swan dream, right?"
"I think it's Ake's cat lady, after all, it's not cheap."
"Aren't the monkey's Hellfire and Miyamoto's Helleye both optimized? I'm guessing that's the one that the king draws. ”
Water friends have different opinions, and the cards are one after another.
According to the proportion of betta fish, Chen Mo can get about 5 cents for a card.
In just a while, the number of people who applied for cards in the live broadcast room exceeded 20,000!
Chen Mo saw that the number of people who applied for the card was almost the same, and immediately said cheekily: "That's right, the next step is to draw 100 of the best skins of the Glory of Kings Cheng Biting Jin's 'Love and Justice'!"
Can't wait any longer? ”
"Damn!! Your uncle's! Refund!!! ”
"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"
"Love and justice, I don't want to use that skin! That's a! ”
"What happened to the skin? You don't want me! It's also a skin for 288 bonds! ”
"Hanging the king is really a good money in the pit!"
After a wave of lottery, after deducting the cost, Chen Mo's net profit was about 10,000 oceans.
It only took him a mere five minutes!
"No wonder so many anchors like to draw lotteries now, it turns out that they can make so much money! If I draw ten or eight waves of prizes a day, wouldn't I be going to make a fortune? ”
Chen Mo said secretly in his heart.
After the lottery, Chen Mo cleared his throat and said: "In order to thank the old irons for handling the card, now it's time to talk silently again!"
Today I will bring you two paragraphs, one long and one short. ”
"The first one is about the king.
One day the king asked Bigan, 'Guess what Gu likes best?' ’
Bigan: 'Daji. ’
Bigan, pawn. ”
"Your sister, it's so short! It's shorter than Lao Tzu's handfuls! ”
"Daji's inner os: '???' ”
"Daji: 'How many, what do you mean?' ”
"Dirty! It's dirty! A three-sentence paragraph can be so dirty, I've convinced you! ”
"Poofha, Daji, a few bigger! Hanging king, how can you be so wooden! ”
After the barrage calmed down, Chen Mo continued: "The next joke is actually not a joke, it's my boss's story. ”
"My boss.
Anyway, he used to be regarded as a man of the road, and the days of swords and swords, bloody wind and rain have long been commonplace.
Coupled with being frank and heroic, he is even more of a temper tantrum.
Later, the years flew and the eldest (even also) got married.
Sister-in-law is called a gentle.
We are all worried that our sister-in-law will be bullied at home, after all, the so-called country is easy to change and the nature is difficult to change.
Every once in a while, we go to dinner with the old family.
The old family is on the 23rd floor, and when they enter the door, they see a wallpaper stained with a lot of blood stains hanging in the living room. Judging from the distribution of blood stains, it looks like a splash of blood after something smashed on it.
Bright red and bright red, which made a few of us shudder.
So we carefully finished our meal.
The boss asked my sister-in-law to beckon us to sit down, and we cleaned up the garbage and went downstairs to throw it away.
After a while, the boss just opened the door, glanced at the wallpaper, and then without warning, he was furious, and even thundered, and slapped the table angrily.
We trembled, and did not even dare to persuade us.
The boss was there shouting, "Little red flower!" I've thrown out the trash! You watched me throw it! I volunteered to go downstairs and throw it! My little saffron tweed! My little saffron tweed today! ”
I saw that my sister-in-law was not in a hurry, took out a piece of eraser and ink clay from the table, dipped it in a little, and then buttoned it on the wallpaper-
There is a bright red little red flower on the wallpaper, which is as bright as bloodstains.
The boss was satisfied, and happily continued to talk and laugh with us, especially the smugness on his face.
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"At the beginning, I was told to take out the garbage and give me one, hehe. One!? Isn't this a lie? Who am I, don't you know what I am!? It's impossible to say yes, right!! At least two! The words of only one flower have been passed out, and others may misunderstand that I am afraid of my wife, right? ”
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Yes, yes, you're right, boss.
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"When I go back for the New Year, I have saved up 50 flowers, let's go out to eat at night and have a good drink!" I tell you, if anyone doesn't drink openly, don't blame me for being angry! We guys have tempers! ”
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Yes, yes, you're right, boss.
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"Now? Now there are more than seventy...... But I can't waste it, I'm going to save a hundred to buy a game...... Originally, it was almost enough, but the glory of the king who fought with you the night before was discovered, and I had to redeem it for a few kneeling coupons - at the beginning, it was ten flowers at a time!!
This is going to get out, how am I going to mess around!! Doesn't everyone else say I'm afraid of my wife!! I'll bite it to death, just five, just five!! If it's higher than five, I'll be fine!!! ”
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Yes, yes, you're right, boss.
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Later, she relented and backed down. Haha, in the end, 8 flowers are changed once. I'll just say, it's not that I'm machismo, but I'm still very traditional in terms of family, so I have to be a man!! I can't do it ten at a time! We have to be principled, and we can't be too faceless in things!!! ”
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Yeah.
Top dog.
You're right. ”
"Huh? Why do I smell a hint of dog food in this paragraph? ”
"What a sweet little story!"
"Hahaha, iron-clad boss!"
"Hang Wang: 'Hit me once to ask for 15 little red flowers, are you afraid?' ”
"This boss is you hanging the king himself, right? I am often dissed by female tickets, and I often kneel on the washboard, right? ”
"Hahaha, I'm afraid the boss's wife is not a kindergarten teacher!"
Yang Yuchan also looked at Chen Mo with bright eyes and said, "Silently, I'll send you a little red flower in the future, okay?" ”
Chen Mo's originally triumphant face was pulled down.
Your sister, tell a joke and put yourself in!
Seeing Chen Mo's deflated appearance, Yang Yuchan covered her mouth and smiled: "Don't worry, my little safflower is not used to kneel and buy games."
Ten little red flowers help you with your mouth once, more than 20 help you with your chest once, and 100 flowers help you with a full set of health care, what do you think? ”