"Eggplant: Why are you only half left?

Half cucumber: broken......

Eggplant: How did it break?

Half cucumber: ......

Eggplant: What about the broken half?

Half cucumber: ...... outside"

"I'm rubbing! It's not cold at all! ”

"The connotation of the thief chicken!"

"Half of the broken is outside, this half is inside, and there's an eggplant inside......"

"Think about it!"

"Poofha...... Awesome! ”

"I know, the scene where the joke happened was in the vegetable basket, right?"

"Well, it must be in the vegetable basket, and it must have nothing to do with the dirty place!"

"Yes, the king is a pure man...... Damn, I almost believed what I said! ”

This paragraph is not cold enough?

Chen Mo drank a cup of mochito and continued: "Then let you see the real cold dirt section!"

Ready to get the quilt ready?

ok，lets-go！ ”

"Let's tell a fairy tale, well... What about the story of Little Red Riding Hood, by the way, you know, Little Red Riding Hood is flat-chested. ”

“？？？”

"Why?"

"What do you mean?"

"Is this a joke? Little Red Riding Hood was originally flat-chested......"

"Not necessarily, in some European and American movies, Little Red Riding Hood is a giant (harmonious) breast!"

"Why did the king say that Little Red Riding Hood was flat-chested?"

After satisfying everyone's appetite, Chen Mo said leisurely:

"Why?

Her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf. ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

The barrage in the live broadcast room was ellipsed for a while, and all the sailors were collectively speechless.

It's really the same as what the king said, it's such a cold little dirt!!

"Thank you, Hangwang, let me shiver in the 37-degree hot day."

"I've put the quilt on."

"I've changed the air conditioner to heating mode."

"Well, the women's ticket has been stripped naked, let me hold it for warmth."

"You upstairs can't do this, I've already started to rub and heat!"

"Rub, the building is crooked!!"

A small cold and dirty section, let the water friends laugh directly, don't want it.

Chen Mo continued: "Who is the most powerful in Journey to the West? ”

"Of course it's Sun Wukong!"

"Fart, it's the Buddha!"

"Where did you put Sanqing?"

"Actually, the Jade Emperor is a figure that you underestimate. The triple test he set, Mishan, Face Mountain, and Fire Roasting Lock, Sun Wukong couldn't even break any of them. ”

"Who the hell is that?"

"Let's announce the answer!"

Chen Mo smiled and said: "The most awesome thing is, of course, Sun Wukong's father!"

Because he dried the stone / Pregnant. ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

The barrage is another burst of collective speechlessness!

"Tinima's cold!"

"Is it rare for my wild boar Peggy to be frozen to death in this mud today?"

"I can't stand the birds! Add a quilt! ”

"I can't stand the birds! Hold another female ticket! ”

"I can't stand the birds! Order another lady to Ice and Fire! ”

"I can't stand the birds! I'll call all the 3,000 beauties of my harem! ”

Clearing his throat, Chen Mo said, "Ahem, it's the last paragraph!"

This was carefully prepared by my brother.,It was originally for my female ticket.,Now it's being contributed to everyone.。

Remember, when using this paragraph, be sure to be cheeky and unisex!

After using it, brother guarantees that you will get rid of the identity of the old virgin (harmonious) man for more than ten years! ”

"Is that awesome?"

"It's not going to be the cold dirt section just now, is it?"

"Don't believe it!"

"Hehe, no matter how awesome the joke is, it can't save me, a twenty-six-year-old virgin (harmonious) man!"

"Miss Ben doesn't believe it either, can your joke still help me find a live male ticket?"

"Upstairs, please tell me the story of your boyfriend who is not a living thing."

……

……

After satisfying everyone's appetite again, Chen Mo said:

"M: I'll tell you a story.

F: Okay!

M: Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who went to the forest and got lost.

When he came to a fork in the road, he saw a black rabbit and asked him for directions.

The black rabbit said: Do you want to know the way, let me be cool first. So the little white rabbit made it refreshing.

He walked and walked, and when he came to a fork in the road, he saw a gray rabbit and asked him for directions.

The gray rabbit said: Do you want to know the way, let me be refreshed first.

So the little white rabbit made it refreshing.

Later, the little white rabbit gave birth to a litter of rabbits, do you want to know what color it is?

Here's the point!

At this time, as long as the other party says 'yes'.

Like what.

F: Yes.

M: Let me be cool first!

The joke of men and women switching identities is also available, and if girls dare to use this joke to tease boys.

The effect can be ten times better!

Guaranteed that guy will keep you cool! ”

"I'll wipe it!"

"It's fun!"

"I'll go cool at night!"

"Hanging King, if I finish talking to my crush about this, I'm still a virgin (harmonious) man, what do you say?"

Chen Mo immediately replied: "Then I'll change into women's clothes and help you break it!"

Women's clothing boss, just ask me if you dare to have a straight anus with me? ”

"You're so perverted!"

"Huh~~~~ What a pervert! But I like it! ”

"Come on, come on, it's all the same as the king of hanging, don't be cowardly!"

"Here you go! If you dare to wear women's clothes, I will dare to just you! ”

After a burst of ridicule, Chen Mo started this live broadcast.

"The content of the last poisoned milk powder has not been broadcast.

This time, let's continue to do it, and after the broadcast, we won't mess around with DNF again. ”

Dungeons & Warriors celebrate their 10th anniversary.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Chen Mo came to grab some audience.

is still a ghost swordsman of Li Baifeng's model of seeking a phoenix, and he has messed into the game.

Chen Mo thought for a moment and clicked the "Enhanced Live Broadcast" button above.

Then Chen Mo used his account with unlimited bonds to open the magic box infinitely, just to horn it.

Big Speaker: "Live broadcast to strengthen the Shadowless Sword, Breath of Misty and other awesome epic equipment!"

Start with Enhancement 13!

The increase also starts at 13!

Fail to send a set of sky sets at a time!

Welcome to pay attention to Betta Room 001. ”

The loudspeaker was set up by Chen Mo and kept brushing.

At this time, in the cross-region server, even those who didn't know Chen Mo were shocked by his behavior of swiping the loudspeaker.

"Reinforcement 13 starts?"

"Yes, I guess it ended at the beginning."

"This thing has in its head, right? Above 13, regardless of whether you have a protection coupon or not, the probability of success of strengthening is definitely less than ten percent! ”

"Sit back and wait to smoke the sky set!"

"Sensationalism!"

"It is estimated that he is another spicy chicken anchor who wants to grab food with the baby, but has no other tricks."

"Silly beep, brush Nima's horn! I'll rub you spicy next door! ”

"How many enhancements and amplification 13 pieces do you have? It is estimated that the live broadcast will end in three minutes. ”

The players of Dungeon and Warrior complained one after another, and even insulted Chen Mo.

However, Chen Mo was not in a hurry and said to the anti-heaven plug-in system: "Help me modify the success rate of enhancement to 100 percent." ”

(PS: The role of Lai Chouchou does not involve real-life stars, so don't guess.) ）