Chapter 192: Pay for My Pants!
Qin Bei felt that Chongzhen on the coal mountain was not hanged on the crooked neck tree, but was angry with Liu Ermazi.
"Are you sure you have to blackmail hundreds of thousands before you give up?" Qin Bei asked with a grin again.
"At least a few hundred thousand!" Liu Ermazi stiffened his neck, and he was very angry: "Can you kid speak?" What does it mean to blackmail hundreds of thousands? My plum bottle, the guaranteed price is at least hundreds of thousands! If this is on Christie's, it is possible to shoot millions of dollars! Oh my God, there is no way for the poor to live, my fathers and fellow villagers call the shots for me, wow, three generations of single transmission - ah no, the treasure passed down from the ancestors, was smashed by this kid Wow......"
Liu Er Mazi hugged Qin Bei's thighs, and cried without raising his head.
Qin Beidao: "You see, if this is not the case, I will definitely not be able to afford to pay hundreds of thousands, how about I pay you an identical plum bottle?" β
"That's not going to work!" Liu Er Mazi flatly refused, sat on the ground and prepared to start sprinkling, "My plum bottle is extremely precious, and the paintings on it are all Qi Heishi's own handwritingββ"
Liu Ermazi was still chattering there, and a laughing sound sounded in the crowd.
"Liu Er Mazi has met an opponent this time! It's ridiculous that he doesn't know it himself, hahaha, what a joy! β
"The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and this kid should also learn a lesson!"
Liu Er Mazi suddenly felt a little flustered, probably because the young man who was touched by him this time was too calm, and he kept talking and laughing with him, and the onlookers who ate melons behaved differently than usual.
Liu Ermazi didn't think that this time it was the conscience of the people who ate melons that found that they were on his side, so Liu Ermazi raised his head and took a look, just a glance, which made him stunned and speechless.
Liu Er Mazi was surprised to see that the plum vase that he called a treasure and was handed down from his ancestors was dripping and spinning, spinning on the tips of a man's fingers, but it did not fall to the ground, and there was not a single piece of broken porcelain on the ground.
Just now, when Liu Er Mazi hit me with a plum bottle, Mo Da had already seen the kid throw the plum bottle into the air with both hands, but before the plum bottle fell to the ground, Mo Da had already jumped up, just stretched out a finger, and then clicked on the plum bottle, and did not let it fall successfully.
"Hahahaha!" The people who eat melons noticed that Liu Er Mazi finally raised his head and saw the intact plum bottle, and his face was embarrassed for a while, how could he usually meet this kind of person, and he could actually catch the plum bottle he deliberately threw away, this is not counted, and he deliberately didn't say it, deliberately made him Liu Er Mazi ugly!
These raw faces must be on purpose! Liu Er Mazi thought firmly in his heart.
"! Since the plum bottle is not broken, I don't blame you, return the plum bottle to me, let's clean it up! Liu Er Mazi said sadly, plainly letting the people who eat melons watch a shameful drama.
Qin Bei's eyes signaled, and the plum bottle was quickly returned to Liu Ermazi's hands by Mo Da, Qin Bei said with a smile: "See it clearly, you won't be responsible if you leave your hand!" Don't look back, there's a crack in the bottle or something, you're running to find the back account with me. β
The corners of Liu Ermazi's mouth twitched, he didn't look at it, he turned around and left.
Is there anyone as disgusting as you? Liu Er Mazi thought hatefully.
"Hey, don't you go, don't you take a serious look?" Qin Bei still said with a smile.
Liu Er Mazi said hatefully: "Don't look at it!" The plum vase is complete! The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I picked up the plum bottle and threw it on the ground hatefully, and it became a pile of broken porcelain. The melon-eating crowd laughed again, looking like fools.
Liu Er Mazi felt that his face was completely lost, and I am afraid that he would not have to mix on this street in the future.
Who knew that the other party didn't seem to intend to end there, Liu Ermazi only felt that the black shadow flashed in front of him, and the man who held the plum bottle with one finger appeared in front of him.
"Want to go? Uncle Shi said to let you not go, didn't you hear? Mo Da stopped in front of Liu Er Mazi and said gloomily.
"I don't care about you anymore, what else do you want to do?" Liu Er Mazi said weakly, looked at a hole, and was ready to slip away as soon as his neck shrank, Mo Da Tan grabbed Liu Er Mazi's collar, and lifted Liu Er Mazi up with a light lift, Liu Er Mazi's legs kicked wildly, and scolded: "Let Lao Tzu come down!" β
Mo Da immediately lifted it up, poured it down, and threw Liu Ermazi in front of Qin Bei like a dead pig.
Qin Bei patted Liu Ermazi's face and said with a smile: "Just leave?" Your plum bottle is fine, my Chongzhen pants were a lot of tears and snot from you, don't pay three or five hundred thousand, do you think you are gone? β
"You...... How can you slander people! Liu Er Mazi was angry.
"Hey, look at what you said, your Qi Heishi handwriting, the plum vase in the Chongzhen period of the Qing Dynasty may exist, how did my Chongzhen-worn pants become a slander? I don't think you're like someone with three or five hundred thousand on you. Otherwise, you see that your plum bottle is broken, I will compensate you for the same one, and you can also pay for my pants. β
Qin Bei said with a smile, and the next moment, his face changed, and he commanded Mo Da: "It's a little difficult for him to make him pay exactly the same, I think the one he is wearing now is good, pick it up for me!" β
Mo Da responded, rushed up and pulled Liu Ermazi's trouser belt, Liu Ermazi had a hard time, and he clutched his belt and didn't let him move, but Liu Ermazi, a gangster who has been professionally touching porcelain for 30 years, how could he be a great opponent? In less than three minutes, he was obedient to Mo Da's tidying up, and he pulled Liu Ermazi's pants down.
"Hmm...... I didn't expect this Liu Er Mazi to look pockmarked with a pockmarked face, and he was still bored. Sao! β
"Hahaha, this time it's an eye-opener, a big man, actually wearing a lace edge!"
But after seeing Liu Ermazi's pants being pulled off, two big hairy legs were exposed, wearing a triangle with a red lace edge hollow pattern!
The sound of laughter sounded in the crowd, Liu Er Mazi suddenly felt deeply insulted, buried his head in the crotch of his pants, and cried wow, when he just touched porcelain Qinbei, it was a fake cry, this time he really let go of the howling and crying, yin and yang were frustrated, and the people who listened to the melon were very happy.
"Throw away your pants." Qin Bei was also very surprised when he picked off his pants and saw a lace edge.
Mo Da threw it away, and the pants fluttered, and they were thrown to the roof of the color steel greenhouse with a whoosh. The roof of the shed was nearly ten meters high from the ground, and there was a chorus of admiration from the crowd, expressing deep admiration for the great effort.
"Ah Bei, do you think these jade pieces can be used?"
The excitement here did not last long, the jade street was too long and too big, Qin Bei and the others walked all the way and looked over, but did not find a suitable jade that could be used as a spiritual attraction array, the right price was too small, the right size was too expensive, with Qin Bei's current financial resources, it was not enough to arrange a spiritual attraction array.
After walking around for about half an hour, Gu Miaomiao squatted down on a stall, picked up a jade piece the size of a matchbox, and called Qin Bei over.
The color of the jade piece is slightly yellow, square without any pattern carving, and the thickness is about three or four millimeters.
Qin Bei took it in his hand and felt it, his brows swished, don't look at these jade pieces that don't look good, but they should indeed be ancient jade, full of spiritual energy inside, and they are endless! However, the list price is only 500 yuan!
The most important thing is that on this stall, jade pieces of the same shape are piled up on a small mountain, which is as much as half a sack!
The stall owner is a middle-aged uncle in his forties, very honest and honest, according to him, these jade pieces were demolished when the family built a house, and found under the foundation of the old house.
Mo Da saw the joy in Qin Bei's eyes, and bargained: "Three hundred pieces, we want all of these!" If it is successful, we will put it up now, and if it doesn't, we will go to another house to have a look. β
The stall owner was overjoyed and stammered, "Are you sure you want it?" I have more than 200 dollars! β
Mo Dadao: "What is 200 yuan, if there are 200 yuan, we will all ask for it!" β
The stall owner seemed to be afraid that they would regret it, and hurriedly said: "Deal!" I'll put it up for you! This is a total of two hundred and nine yuan, and I don't want a fraction, just count you two hundred! β
Passing by, a white-haired old man wearing a Mao suit, glasses, and Svenwen couldn't help but shake his head again and again when he saw this.
He muttered in a low voice: "Young man, you are too presumptuous, these jade pieces are in too poor condition, they are worth one hundred and fifty yuan, and you actually pay three hundred, and you want so much at once, you will definitely lose a lot of money." β
"Old Wu, I know that you are an expert, but I finally waited for such a big business, don't dismantle the stage when you are old, okay?" The stall owner said a little unhappily: "I'm still waiting for this money to pay the hospitalization fee for my baby!" β
Expert Wu Lao shook his head indifferently and said: "Whether or not to pay the hospitalization fee is your own business, as an expert in jade, I can only give my expert opinion on these jades - these things are not worth so much money at all!" Don't say 300 pieces, even if it's 100 pieces for me, I don't want it. β
Qin Bei glanced at the expert, slammed Mo Danunu's mouth, and motioned for him to take out the piece of jade Guanyin in the snakeskin bag and show it to the expert.
Mo Da directly handed over the two jade ornaments that he had picked up in white to Qin Bei.
Qin Bei smiled and said, "Old Wu, can you open your eyes and see how much this Jade Guanyin is worth?" β
Wu Lao pursed his lips disdainfully, he didn't have a good impression of a layman like Qin Bei. The jade piece is only worth one hundred and fifteen, and he actually spent three hundred to buy it, and it was more than two hundred yuan when he bought it, and he looked like he was eager to talk about it, and the temperament of the nouveau riche was undoubtedly revealed, generally speaking, this kind of person has nothing good in his hands, even if it is an expensive thing, it is probably just a big behead.
However, when Wu Lao's gaze fell on the piece of jade Guanyin, his eyes couldn't move anything.
"Treasure, this is definitely a treasure! This knife work, this skill, is definitely the work of the jade carving master knife Liu! β