"Squeak~Peng!"

"110, 110, yes, I'm on Financial Street, bumping, hitting someone."

At this time, the King of Yellow Eyebrows stood up in a flash.

The man got up again. Holy, I," the truck driver said in a panic.

As soon as Huang Mei stood up, a black car drove over, and Huang Mei hurriedly turned over with a somersault and looked back.

"You, it's okay, it's okay, are you?" The driver of the sedan asked.

Huang Mei took the driver of the sedan in front of him.

"It's what you hit me with."

"Car, car."

"The car, you can run without a horse, you lied to me."

"No, I really lied to you, it's a car." The driver of the sedan was already having some difficulty breathing.

"Gas car? A car that blows up? ”

At this time, the old problem of the Chinese looking at the excitement was committed again, and a large group of people gathered around. At this time, the police also arrived at the scene and surrounded Huang Mei.

A policeman pointed at Huang Mei and shouted, "Put people down!"

At this time, Huang Mei saw that the silly girl flew from the sky, and because the energy was exhausted, she turned into a doll and fell from the sky, and hurriedly stretched out her hand and shouted.

"Silly girl!"

"Put your hands up!" The policeman shouted.

Huang Mei replied impatiently. "Didn't I raise my hand?"

The doll fell from the sky, landed on the umbrellas of several onlookers, and after a few flicks, it was about to land in the backpack of a young man.

At that moment, a hand quickly reached out and caught the doll.

"Hehe, you're in control." Li Lin chuckled in a low voice.

"Congratulations on getting the magic phone silly girl, as soon as the main quest is completed," an icy voice came into his head.

That young man is Lu Xiaoqian, who graduated from college and is still struggling to find a job, as for why Li Lin is with Lu Xiaoqian.

The time is going back to a day ago.

……

Li Lin, an ordinary college graduate, no longer an ordinary college graduate, no job, his parents died in a car accident when Li Lin was ten years old, and he lived a miserable life on the compensation given by the driver, if Li Lin didn't pick up the courier, Li Lin would live like this.

Here's the thing, Li Lin walked home after attending his graduation ceremony, picked up a courier that didn't write anything, and when he opened it, he only saw a mobile phone emitting a white light, and from then on, there was no such thing as Li Lin in this world.........

Li Lin quickly fled the scene (hey, why should I use escape?). It's weird) to take a taxi to park at your temporary place, "Hehe, you can charge" turned around and closed the curtains, leaving only a small slit, took out the crystal doll in his pocket, put it in the sun, and it was fully charged in a while, "Let me see you, silly girl." ”

Press the nose of the silly girl, "Chinese brand 2060 mobile phone silly girl is at your service, please enter the boot password" "I love you" "The password is entered correctly, please enter the mode option, you can choose any one of the real mode and mobile phone mode" "Real person mode" "Please choose any one of the following options, silly and sad and sad and sad and angry" "Good "

After finishing speaking, the crystal doll that was originally lying quietly in Li Lin's hands slowly floated.

The brilliance bloomed, turning into strings of green fluorescent numbers, cheering, jumping...

They came to life, jumping and coming together!!

A beautiful woman with a lovely appearance and a perfect body and wearing a red belly button appeared in place!

Li Lin froze in place until "Now enter the function option and select the service you need."

1. Communication function 2. Transportation function 3. Medical function 4. Computer function 5. Social order maintenance function 6. Memory function ......"

After Li Lin woke up from his sluggishness, he first carefully looked the stupid girl up and down a few times (cough cough, no inside and out) "I'll go, it's really no different from a real person, and some will play in the future, quack quack ......" The perverted laughter came out, and a middle-aged woman who just walked by outside shivered, "Which goddamn laugh so perverted......" walked over with a babbling mouth.

Li Lin was stunned, was his laughter so perverted? If you can't think about it clearly, you don't want to think about it, Li Lin began to think about the next thing, "Silly girl, is your automatic lie detector function always on?"

"Yes"

"No wonder, help me close"

In the original plot, Lu Xiaoqian suffered because of this, but I don't accept it!!

After receiving the command, the silly girl closed her eyes, and after half a second, opened them in vain.

"Automated polygraph is off"

Nodding with satisfaction, the silly girl under the real person no longer needs to hide and open the curtains.

With a moving expression, he pulled the stupid girl to his side, of course, Li Lin has not done anything to the stupid girl in broad daylight, and we won't delve into it at night, and now Li Lin is just to verify his previous curiosity.

That's all, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!!

The first thing I felt was that it was no different from a real person.

"Silly girl, change the boot password"

"Please enter the original password"

"I love you"

"Please enter a new password"

"Sesame Boot"

"Password change successful"

"Hmph, hum, I'll see who can unlock my phone password in the future"

In the future, silly girls will be my exclusive mobile phone.

"Silly girl, tell me why you're here."

Everything has a cause and effect, and now that he has come to this world, according to his own ideas, he should not let the stupid girl have a chance to appear, but the stupid girl has appeared now, that is to say, he will let Lu Xiaoqian have a stupid girl, but this is impossible.

"The silly girl was affected by a wave of energy when she was testing through time and space, and went directly to the world of Journey to the West, and unlocked part of the time and space restrictions. Later, the energy was about to run out, so I could only return to 2060 by myself, and the stupid girl could have returned to 2060, but she was caught up by the King of Yellow Eyebrows" "So that's how you came to 2006? "No, even the two of us could have at least gone back to 2030, but I don't know why it was 2006?"

In 2030, it should be because the Bull Demon King also came to the modern era and consumed part of the energy of the silly girl, so the silly girl came to 2006.

"That stupid girl, why were you born?" "Master" "Call me brother in the future!" "Okay, Brother Lin! This is privacy you are asking, and the stupid girl doesn't know about it, "Can't you know about illegal operations?" "Illegal operations can't show what stupid girls don't know" "Okay, play what you can let me know, I'll take a look." "Okay, Brother Lin"

After Li Lin watched the picture that the stupid girl played to him, he fell silent for a while when he looked at the stupid girl who was charging himself......