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"Assi, Blue Hole, did you grow up eating? The Chinese people cheated and tyrannized our players in the Republic of Korea, don't you care? ”

"The Chinese are so despicable and shameless! I thought it was really the Chicken King Contest that I ordered yes! ”

"Brothers, do we really want to let the Huaxia people do whatever they want?"

"No! I can't swallow this breath anyway! ”

"Revenge back! Revenge must be taken back! ”

"That's right! They will abuse our noble citizens of the Republic of Korea, and we will hack the major government networks of their country! ”

Korean players are furious, and a dark force on the Internet is gathering there.

The war between China and South Korea on the Internet is about to break out!

……

……

Chen Mo glanced at the belief energy displayed in the system.

There are almost more than 80,000 people, and another 20,000 will be able to upgrade the Root Eye.

It was late at night, Chen Mo said: "I should broadcast the old irons, the old rules, first draw 100 crazy iron heroes + skin gift packages for everyone, and then a few jokes, I will go to sleep when I hang the king!" ”

After the lottery, Chen Mo said into the microphone: "Since I was a child, I have had such a dream:

One day, a distant relative I had never met before came to me and told him that he had no children, was terminally ill, and was about to be taken on a dog.

He decided to give me all the inheritance, and from then on I lived a happy life of luxury and indulgence, and I got nothing for nothing.

However, with the soaring prices, this entire family property has swelled from the millions in the brain when I was a child to hundreds of millions, but unfortunately that kind of relative still hasn't appeared, hey......"

"Hahahahaha, one world, one dream."

"You can write an essay - "On the mysterious disappearance of distant relatives."

"The state owes me such a distant relative."

"Hang Wang, you have watched too many TV series like this, and you have too many fantasies. The probability of such a relative appearing is harder than a check of 100 million that can be exchanged in the sky......"

"I gave up my seat to the old man on the bus, but in order to thank me, the old man insisted that he should marry the granddaughter of the beautiful president of a listed company to me, sauce purple."

"The president upstairs has seen too much...... You might as well hope that your parents will tell you one day that your poor life is actually to exercise you, and that day your parents will take you back to their mansion, you can spend money, you can buy game consoles, and sexy maids will play with you! ”

"And who wouldn't? I glanced down at my unfinished homework and silently shed tears of sadness. ”

Chen Mo continued: "For a period of time, it was rumored that Liu Yifei was chasing Lang Lang... Others think that flowers are stuck in cow dung.

I'm not convinced!

Don't you understand how fast Lang Lang's hand speed is!! “

"If the hand speed is fast, I will cry and express my dissatisfaction!"

"In this case, if you marry the king, your lower body will be very happy, right?"

"It's finally here! After the collapse of the connotation paragraph, hang the king's iconic little dirty paragraph! ”

"I don't understand, my hands are fast, what's the use?"

"Upstairs, don't pretend to be pure!"

After taking a sip of water, Chen Mo continued to smile: "

There is a man living in seclusion in the forest, and there is a small rabbit and a large bear.

Men often like to sleep in the sun on the grass, and it happens that one day the rabbit jumps up and down to vegetable mushrooms.

Count as you pick.

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Five... Five... Five... Five failed to pick the mushrooms back and had to give up.

The man snickered, still lying in place the next day.

The next day, the bear came to pick mushrooms.

Count as you pick.

One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Five... Five... Five... Five flowers (here Chen Mo strengthened his tone) Six flowers... Seven ......

The whole man is not good! ”

"it!"

"The little snail is blowing dripping, and the little seagull is blind to fly ~~~~"

"Mushroom picking...... Hanging king, you really have you, it's too dirty! ”

"Hey, the fairy? It's the same place last time, yes, there was a person whose mushrooms were picked by a bear! ”

"King Hang, do you dare to be a little dirty?"

Since there is no connotative paragraph, Chen Mo's popularity will skyrocket every time he talks about small dirty segments!

After all, many joke lovers have not been removed, and Chen Mo's jokes just give them comfort.

Chen Mo continued: "A man had hemorrhoids and the pain was unbearable and he went to the hospital for examination.

It happened to be a male doctor on duty.

He took off his pants as instructed and the doctor said, "You don't have a big problem, just take some medicine." I'll give you medicine in a while, and you can take the rest back to yourself, it will hurt a little, bear with it. ”

The man was in so much pain that the doctor had to hold him on the shoulder, and when he went home, the man asked his wife to help him with the medicine.

His wife put one hand on his shoulder and applied medicine with the other.

The man suddenly exclaimed, "! ”

Wife: "What's the matter, my husband hurt you"

Man: "How did I feel wrong just now, you pressed me with one hand, but today at the doctor's place, it was obviously two of them!" ”

”

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand!"

"What one-handed, two-handed?"

"Poofha, Tainyima is dirty!"

"It is worthy of being the king, this paragraph is really called a connotation joke!"

Some people understand, some people don't.

Chen Mo said with a smile: "Let's think about it, what kind of action does it take to hold down the person's shoulders with two hands, and also need the man to take off his pants?"

With that to say, it would be boring to go on any more.

Okay, the last paragraph, I'm going to broadcast it! ”

One night, Xiao Ming passed by his mother's room and saw his mother holding her chest on the bed and said, "I want a man, I want a man!" ”

The next day, there was really a man in Mom's room.

So Xiao Ming followed his mother's example and did the same action, saying, "I want a bicycle, I want a bicycle!" ”

Mom blushed and had to buy him a bicycle......

I heard that this is done... You won't be able to make your wish come true!

Let's go back and give it a try! ”

"Finally, I will leave you a small homework with connotation, and I will tell you the answer next time in the live broadcast.

What words are comfortable to separate but painful to close?

What is the difference between puffs and Want Want snow cakes?

What do rotten turnips and pregnant women have in common?

Two boys watch island movies and play two math terms.

Good night, everyone, bye-bye! ”

After Chen Mo finished speaking, he turned off the computer, washed up and entered the king's training space, and accepted the beating trial of love and justice Cheng Biting Jin.

Since accepting Cheng Yanjin's beating trial, Chen Mo's body has gradually adapted to all kinds of pain.

Now, even if his body is full of knives, his internal organs are dug up, or his head is burst, or even he is Lingchi, he will never feel pain!

When the feeling of pain is taken for granted to a person like sleeping, he becomes a super soldier who does not know pain!