As soon as they returned home, the door closed, and Pan Xiaoyun and Zhang Yingying trembled like little white rabbits facing the big bad wolf.

Wang Zi is the big bad wolf, who is pressing the two of them on the sofa with his teeth and claws, and slapping the two of them with their elastic little buttocks, and beating the two of them screaming miserably.

Wang Zi attached a layer of aura to his hand to prevent his hand from hurting, and the two of them also thought about covering their butts with a layer of aura, but Wang Zi slapped him and broke it up, and then he cried and grabbed the ground.

On this day, Zhang Yingying didn't cook anymore, and Pan Xiaoyun didn't play games anymore, both of them lay on the sofa to raise their butts.

"Hey~ Wang Zi, you're too ruthless." Zhang Yingying touched her buttocks and said dissatisfied.

"That's it, you just have to say it, it's really coming!" Pan Xiaoyun agreed with Zhang Yingying's words.

"Hmph, how do you really remember if you don't come?!" Wang Zi hugged his chest, and it looked like the fire had been extinguished.

"But you were ......" Subconsciously, Pan Xiaoyun almost said something, but fortunately he closed his mouth in the end, and forcibly swallowed the words in his mouth.

Wang Zi glanced at Pan Xiaoyun lightly, she promised that if Pan Xiaoyun's words just now were spoken, she would make her butt become four-petaled, otherwise she would not have a long memory.

Xiao Bai, who had no hair, shrank aside, watching the other two pseudo-main silver being beaten, full of schadenfreude.

It has also become corrupt, and it is no longer pure.

Zhang Yingying, who was lying on the sofa, was bored playing with her mobile phone, sure enough, only cooking is the most pleasant, what is so fun about mobile phones.

Suddenly, her mobile phone called, and when she saw the number, her brows furrowed, and she didn't seem very happy.

"Acquaintance?" Wang Zi, who was watching TV next to her, asked, but her eyes didn't move and she continued to stare at the TV.

"Well, an annoying guy." Zhang Yingying said unhappily.

Wang Zi asked again: "Male?" ”

Zhang Yingying: "Yes! ”

"Then break a few handfuls and throw them into the Huangpu River."

“……”

A guy who fell in love with Zhang Yingying on a blind date, called when he had nothing to do, and his reputation was to contact his feelings.

Although Zhang Yingying can not answer, this guy will actually make a small report to her mother, saying that Zhang Yingying does not answer his phone, but Zhang's mother has taken a fancy to him, maybe because he has worked so tirelessly to chase his daughter, after all, her daughters are so old, and she is not looking for a home, she is very anxious.

So at this time, Zhang's mother would call over, and there was a burst of verbosity, which made Zhang Yingying annoyed.

After all, it's your own mother who can't refuse to take it, right?

So, she hates it to the guy who likes to make small reports, and she hates it in her bones!

"Bring it, I'll pick it up for you."

took the mobile phone handed by Zhang Yingying and connected the phone.

"Hello? Yingying~" The intimacy that the other party called made Wang Zi goosebumps.

"Who are you, what are you looking for my family Yingying!" Wang Zi's voice is very rough, and he is completely a male voice.

“…… Who are you? The other party was silent for a long time before asking.

"Who am I? My boyfriend. Wang Zi continued to say in a male voice.

"Impossible! Didn't she say she didn't like men? The other party immediately exclaimed, full of incredulity.

"Snort, Yingying doesn't like you again, of course it's to prevaricate you, so as not to annoy her, but I didn't expect you to be so thick-skinned, I said that I don't like you, you still annoy her, don't call again in the future, do you hear it."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you let Yingying answer the phone, I want to hear her in person."

This guy still doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin, it's okay, let Zhang Yingying come and say a few words to him.

"Hey, let's talk!"

"Yingying, tell me, what he said is false."

"No, it's all true, I already have a boyfriend, so don't call me in the future."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe ......"

Then the phone hung up, and I don't know what the situation is over there, maybe it's crazy.

A good young man, I guess it's so crazy......

This is what Wang Zi is thinking, as for the other party, after hanging up the phone, he was very unwilling to call Zhang's mother, probably to make a small report, your daughter is indecent, fooling around with other men outside, and so on.

Then he was blocked by Zhang's mother, MMP, who dared to say that about her daughter, was not in front of him, otherwise he would have to screw his head off.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Hanging up the phone, Zhang Yingying said with some annoyance.

If she knew that she could do this, why did she suffer from these troubles.

"It means you don't have a brain." Wang Zi said as it should be.

"Fuck off!"

This is also a bad thing, but fortunately it has been solved...... Right?

But what Zhang Yingying has to think about is where to bring a boyfriend back when she goes home. Suddenly, her eyes glanced at Wang Zi.

Wang Zi seemed to feel something, and met Zhang Yingying's small eyes, seeing that she was a little infiltrating, "You...... Why are you looking at me like that? ”

"That, Wang Zi's little pot friend, you see, help people to the end, send Buddha to the west, since you have helped me come up with this idea, do you want to find a way to find someone to pretend to be my boyfriend, and go home for the New Year to paste my mother?" Zhang Yingying said with a shy face, as if she was embarrassed to speak, but she still said it.

Wang Zi glared, as if he had heard something incredible, "Poof, you still need me to help you with this, just find one yourself, there must be a lot of men who are willing to pretend to be your boyfriend, it's really not good, you can go to a certain treasure when the time comes, there will be boyfriends for sale." ”

"It's not reliable to find outside." Zhang Yingying shook her head, "Don't be confident with me, those people are probably reluctant after pretending once." ”

"Why?"

"Because I want to be right!"

"Very good, you are very confident, I can't make up for this, why don't you ask those princes, what can they do?"

"They? Pull them down, count on them and I might as well not face my mom alone. ”

"Is that an exaggeration? They're pretty reliable?! ”

"It's your business to get used to that one."

“…… Okay okay, so what can you do not have? ”

"If I had, I would still ask you?"

After that, the scene fell silent, I didn't know what to say, and everyone didn't pay attention.

"By the way, Wang Zi, don't you know how to change?" Suddenly, Pan Xiaoyun said, his eyes lit up.

Wang Zi was puzzled, "The art of change? Yes, what's wrong? "It's not been a day or two since she knew this technique, she has been able to do it for a long time, mainly because she envied Sun Monkey's seventy-two changes, so she learned this, but she soon found out that this thing is just a chicken rib, it can only coax mortals, it is useless for cultivators, and it is far from Sun Monkey's seventy-two changes.

And the transformation is quite spiritual, for her at that time, the transformation will not last more than half a day, of course, for her now, it will be a problem to last for a few days.

So after learning, I left it behind after appearing in front of the two of them.

"You can become a man and pretend to be Wang Zi's boyfriend." Pan Xiaoyun said.

Zhang Yingying's eyes lit up when she heard this, is Wang Zi the only one with a dark face? But he was the only one with a black face, and she could also think of this method?