Chapter 44 (2) Can't you be serious!
"Ah~ It turns out that this is the reason why Liu Anqi wears women's clothes~ It's so comfortable~ It's really the coolest to be forced!" After listening to it, he stretched his waist very lazily, and couldn't help but sigh, "The so-called twisted melon is sweet~ but so~"
"I'm going to make you feel good! Makes you feel refreshed!" Therefore, the darkness directly faced the door of Ruo Xuan's brain, and shuddered, "Be serious at such a serious time!"
"Boom, it's clear that what she said is the reason why he wears women's clothes and becomes a women's clothing boss!" Ruo Xuan covered his head and hid behind him, and said with tears in his eyes, "You can't slander the facts I said!"
"......" Although what the other party said was disgusting and very nasial, he thought about it and then found out a little like crying without tears - what he said was the truth...... Therefore, he can only turn to other people for help, hoping that they will come out and refute the smug Ruo with crooked reasoning.
He first looked at Ruan Xin, who was a little speechless, and then looked at Ruan Xin with a frightened hairstyle looking at him yearningly...... There was an indescribable ...... on his face Evil, let the old man instantly retract his gaze, and want to shout, don't come here! Therefore, he can only look at his former heart for help, and the magic little princess who is always serious at critical moments. But he found that the other party did not read or receive his own radio waves. Because he was covering his face and twitching the corners of his mouth, this thing was comparing himself and Brother Liu Dei's difficult journey of putting on women's clothes, and he was surprised to find that he was really like himself, alas, he was forced by women. Final Summary—Women Are Terrible Creature Creatures...... In the end, he looked at Liu Anqi, who seemed to be a serious eighth class, and then his desperate thing seemed to be stuck in the memories of the past and couldn't extricate himself, and there was an indescribable excitement on his face......
So in the end, I can only look at someone's more and more proud face, sit on the ground dejectedly, and ask the sky speechlessly, God I clearly remember that one of my teammates is a gentle and lovely little princess, a brutal but kind tsundere mother, a serious and serious should be playful, always dead in general novels, long because of the strong popularity with the male protagonist is not the male protagonist's shaking M! Thinking of this, the old Ming opened his eyes wide, because he suddenly remembered all the things he had done recently...... Alas! That's not right...... Shouldn't my character be the kind of male protagonist or male second who is a playboy but is particularly righteous to his brother dei, in short, a particularly popular character! Why have I recently become a complaining person and sweeping garbage? (If you put up your middle finger, Lao Tzu is not garbage, Fake!) Why! Heaven you have done me justice!!
But in fact, God didn't pay attention to the collapse of his heart (he also deserved it by the way.) Instead, after a rumble in the sky, showers began to fall.
"It's raining." After Ruan Xin said something particularly special and not nutritious, her body moved towards the light side. After leaning against each other, build a layer of earthen wall around the perimeter, and finally tilt the little head, close the eyes on the other party's shoulder, and look happy. (This description feels like death...... )
"Master!" If you are gloomy, poor Baba.
"Huh!" ignored the guy, turned his head and patted Ruan Xin's shoulder, then took out a coat from the storage and put it on the other party, and then looked at Ruan Xin with a doting face.
“...... "Ruo Yu turned his head to look at Liu Anqing, and then Ruo Yu was stunned to see Sister Liu go directly to Liu Anqi, who was unconscious, and picked up the other party. Then directly teleport in a space, and then disappear!
In line with the principle that although you can build an earthen wall yourself, you should never be alone, this thing set its sights on the old world. He didn't pay attention to the sudden shower, just squatted alone under the tree and drew circles with dry branches.
"This little brother, it's good to shelter from the rain together~" Ruo Yu stepped forward, put on the cutest posture of his own self-identification, and threw his eyes towards the old shadow in a voice. It's a pity that Gu Ming didn't pay attention to this tease, and just continued to draw circles, muttering "This can't work, I can't be a new bar chirp like this (although I don't know what a new bar chirp is, but I feel like I'm about to become this not-so-good thing.)" I must find an opportunity to show my skills and reflect my handsome body! It can't go on like this, huh. ”
"You ......," Ruo Gloom covered his face, "where do you want me to start with this!" While talking about his manhood, he muttered, is there such a thing as a man?"
"Yes!" So Ming raised his head, his eyes full of yearning.
"MD, I'm going to eat if I have it! Come, come, tell me, who is it!"
"Senior Wang Jingze!"
"Get out! Man, that's the true fragrance theorem! Hurry up and give it to Lao Tzu, phew!" Halfway through speaking, Ruo Yu finally remembered his identity, then lowered his head, and looked up again with a blushing face, with a twisted face, "Little brother, people are so cold." "That's like a drama spirit.
"No, no, no!" This time, Gu Ming didn't vomit directly, but shook his fingers first, and then said, "I'll change the sentence I just said for you to hear." ”
"Tsk, trouble."
"Today, even if I am hungry, jump down from here and fall, Lao Tzu will definitely become a real man!" Therefore, the opening of the underworld is super imposing.
"And then." If the gloomy face is hehe, the good-looking expression digs the nose, "Please continue your performance." ”
"Huh~" so Ming pouted, putting on a pitiful expression of a little woman. Although he, a particularly masculine-looking person, made super unobtrusive moves, he didn't care at all.
"You can get out of here!" Ruo Yu covered his eyes, "I can see it, you still have a long way to go to become a women's clothing boss!" First of all, shave off your eyebrows~"
"Is the so-called women's clothing boss a strange species......
"And then do it in the corner of your eye, it's too fierce!" Ruo Xuan carefully looked at the speechless old shadow, pinched his chin, and looked serious, "Your mouth can't do it either!" You're going to turn into a ruddy cherry mouth! Do you want to stitch your mouth with a few stitches? ”
"Are you the devil?"
"Your figure can't do it either! As a women's clothing boss, you have to be skinny! Be weak!"
"Are you a sissy!" So Ming shouted, and then halfway through the shout, he silently covered his face, "Okay...... When I didn't say ......"
"Neither can your legs! As a women's clothing boss, you must have legs, and your legs must be thin and straight! Women's clothing bigwigs must have legs! It must be better than the girls! to make everyone believe that you are a girl!"
"Lao Tzu is not a girl, and Lao Tzu doesn't want to be a women's clothing boss!" So he was speechless, "I beg you, don't say it, I'll build you a wall, it's not ......"
"Your skin doesn't work either!" If the gloom is particularly serious when it comes to this, more serious than in class, he stepped forward and carefully looked at the complexion of the old man and touched it, before he arrived, "The skin of the women's clothing boss must be good, he doesn't need to be particularly good-looking, but the skin must be good, white, pale!"
"There's something wrong with the pale TMD!" So Ming pushed away the restless hand that wanted to touch it down, then took two steps back, gritted his teeth, "Can't I build you a house...... I'll build you a villa. ”
"Your leg hair needs to be cleaned up, women's clothing bosses can't have body hair! Do you need me to help you shave!" If you don't know where to take out a knife and put it on the other party's neck, the gloomy "Do you want me to help you~"
"I don't need you to eat, it's not okay, stop me!" Feeling that the other party's knife was approaching his neck little by little, and there was no intention of stopping in the slightest In the crisis, he was in a hurry, and thought of what the other party said before, and then shouted out.
"It would have been nice to say no sooner." If the Extinction puts the knife in his ...... Span? Then he looked at each other with a smile, "Then the little brother is building a rain shelter now~ Everyone is wet~"
"Fucking fuck off! You've just been doing it for this! You're poisonous!"
"I don't!" If you stick out your tongue, you feel very cute, "After all, people are people who keep their promises~ This is what you don't want others to do~ It's not that I broke the contract~"
"You're not cute at all!" Therefore, he silently turned around and used earth magic to build a place that could temporarily shelter from the rain. In fact, the two of them are really looking for abuse, because with their talent and the ability they have now, building an earthen wall that can shelter from the rain is a matter of minutes, and there is no need to water under the tree for so long.
"People are cold." Thinking of the way he treated Ruan Xin lightly before, he looked at the old man pitifully, and his eyes said Quickly put clothes on me, quickly gentlemanly, gentlely, affectionately dress me!
"I'm going to say something very old-fashioned......"
"What?"
"Do you know what I like about you?"
"I know! Of course, I'm handsome, excellent, genius, and beautiful! Quack!"
“...... If you are destroyed, you will turn me around!"
"What are you doing here!" He turned his head blankly, and then was pinched by the other party, "I'll see how thick your skin is!"
"Nope! I don't have a face! I only have skin!" Ruo Yu finally broke free from the other party's clutches, rubbing his pinched face, but his expression was extremely proud, "How is it, doesn't it feel good!" That's the skin I'm proud of! Isn't it super tender, super elastic, and super good in the hand!"
"Where do you get your confidence!" Gu Ming ignored this smug guy, rummaging for something in his storage, and then threw the other party a piece of clothing, "I don't have women's clothes, you either want to pass on wet clothes, or wear mine." ”
"Boyfriend shirt!"
"Get out, I like girls!"
"Uh-huh~~~"
"Vomit"