Chapter 10: The she-dragon is also a woman
100,000 pieces of worn-out parchment, Yi Xi wanted to throw it directly into the trash, because it hurt when he saw it.
But Qin Tian put it away. It doesn't matter if you look at it when you're fine.
So every night after coming home from work, when the Internet addict girl Ao Jiao chatted with her teammates in front of the computer and killed people like crazy. He was reading the contents of the parchment intently.
It's just that for cultivators, Qin Tian doesn't know what many terms mean. You have to ask the little dragon girl.
"What? Don't you know how many acupuncture points there are in the human body? ”
"You don't know where the dantian is?"
"Oops, it's annoying! This is a safe chicken! ”
"Ask, know to ask me questions all night!"
"Ahh Teammates, do you eat? Give away heads? ”
"Oh, you can't practice like this, or you'll go crazy!"
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After constantly disturbing the little dragon girl, it took about a week for Qin Tian to finally translate all the words on the sheepskin into an easy-to-understand vernacular.
Just by understanding the literal meaning, Qin Tian felt that this nameless exercise seemed to be very powerful.
But the little dragon girl scoffed at it.
"How powerful? Can there be computer games to play? ”
Qin Tian shook his head, this dragon is a fan of deep games, and it has reached the point where it is unreasonable.
On weekend nights, Qin Tian finally had a lot of time to experience the feeling of cultivation. He specially bought a futon, then sat down in the living room, closed his eyes, and began to exhale according to the mantra he had memorized, and it stands to reason that there should soon be a flood of spiritual energy into his body through the open pores of the blood.
However, just when he was about to succeed, the little dragon girl who came out of the bathroom was paralyzed on the ground.
"Boom...... Come here, master! I'm going to die! ”
Qin Tian was startled and hurriedly ran over.
"What's wrong?"
"I just ...... There was a lot of blood ......" The little dragon girl stared at Qin Tian with her big innocent eyes, puffed out her face, pouted, and was aggrieved.
"Uh, where is the blood? Show me? Why don't I take you to the hospital? ”
As soon as she thought of the bleeding part, Xiaolongnu felt ashamed, her cheeks immediately flushed, and she said arrogantly: "Don't show it to you!" I...... I have a stomachache...... Master, you...... Will you hug me? ”
This voice was suddenly so gentle that Qin Tian's bones softened. He couldn't refuse, so he took the little dragon girl in his arms and sent her back to the bed in the room.
"Where the hell is the blood?" Qin Tian asked.
The little dragon girl, who was still snuggling in Qin Tian's arms, immediately pushed him away, then covered her face with a quilt, and said, "It's all your fault, you drink my blood every day!" I feel so weak now, my whole being hollowed out! Woooooooooo Jiaojiao is the most pitiful girl in the world...... Woohoo......"
Qin Tian was innocently at a loss, it was the first time she had seen such a cute girl complaining. The point is, why are you still crying so heartbreakingly?
Monsters bleed for no reason, is it a punishment from heaven?
Helpless, Qin Tian had no choice but to ask Yi Xi.
"You're still a chick, aren't you?"
Qin Tian was stunned for a moment, and said into the phone: "Now it's your Grandma Long's problem, why are you pulling it on me?" ”
"I mean, Grandma Long, her menstrual period has arrived! This monster, especially the female, after transforming into a human form, must have no menstrual period to survive in the small world. But on Earth, it doesn't matter if you are a little fairy or a big devil, if you are a mother, your aunt will come to visit you every month. ”
After Yi Xi's explanation, Qin Tian figured it out.
No wonder Xiaolong's female feelings have changed greatly, and she also said that she was bleeding and weak.
"Okay, I see! Send me a 10,000 red envelope, get out! ”
"Woo woo, Daxian, you are always so direct, people can't stand it!"
"If you can't stand it, then send 20,000!"
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Usually, Qin Tian sleeps on the floor, and lets the little dragon girl sleep on the bed.
Today, the little princess made an exception to let him sleep with her, and she slept tightly with Qin Tian.
Qin Tian could clearly feel the dragon's heartbeat and breathing. Smelling the scent of the little dragon girl, and feeling the threat of the D-class bomb on her chest, she pressed the gun all night.
Fortunately, it was the weekend, and the little dragon girl became a sticky spirit and hugged Qin Tian.
"Hey, drink some hot water and get some sleep. I'll go out and buy something to eat and come back. "Qin Tiandao.
"I'm so hungry, so go and come back quickly, master...... I'm so lonely and scared at home alone. ”
"Well, turn on the computer and play a game."
"Good~~"
After going out, Qin Tian felt extremely relaxed, women are really troublesome and difficult animals.
Coming to the supermarket downstairs, Qin Tian began to buy vegetables.
"Hey, Qin Tian, long time no see!"
Qin Tian fixed his eyes and saw that it was Xu Ai, the former school flower.
At this moment, Xu Ai, who was wearing a tight-fitting low-cut skirt, looked extremely beautiful, and just one glance made Qin Tian feel like she wanted to fall in love.
"Qiao...... What a coincidence...... Xu Ai, why are you here? ”
"I happened to be passing by for something, so I came in and bought some water to drink. How? Qin Tian, do you live here? ”
"Yes...... Oh, yes! So what, I'll treat you to a drink! ”
"What's so embarrassing? I should invite you! You were in a position at the class reunion that day! Listening to the scenery lately? It's just noon and I'm fine, why don't we get together? ”
Watching Xu Ai ruffle her hair, revealing the appearance of the fair-skinned northern hemisphere, Qin Tian was fascinated.
Somehow, he didn't know how the demons would agree.
"The dragon at home is still waiting for him to go back and cook? She's a dragon, she should be fine if she's hungry for a while, right? Let the big lizard take care of her! ”
After a little struggle in his heart, Qin Tian and Xu Ai came to a nearby restaurant together.
"Eh, isn't your girlfriend with you? Bring her over for dinner, too! Xu Ai asked.
She ...... She was feeling a little unwell...... So ......"
"Oh, I know! Women, there will always be a few days a month......" Xu Ai looked at Qin Tian's eyes and said tentatively.
"Hehe, it's you women who know each other best. Let's not talk about her, let's talk about your current work and life! ”
To be honest, Qin Tian still has a longing for Xu Ai in his heart, such a flawless woman, if she can be her wife, she will not die happily!
It's just that Xu Ai is communicating with the flower butterfly in the satchel through consciousness at this moment.
Xu Ai: Your guess is really right, that dragon has its menstrual period.
Flower Butterfly: Hmph, and it's still a dragon! Her blood is the supreme tonic, the dragon tendon can be used as a weapon, the dragon bone is ground into powder to refine the elixir, and the whole body is a treasure!
Xu Ai: Can we succeed by taking advantage of the situation like this?
Flower Butterfly: Don't worry, that dragon's vitality at this time is only 30% of the usual one, plus the highly toxic thing I developed, hum......
Xu Ai and Hua Butterfly are waiting for the past few days when Xiaolongnu is unwell, and then it is time for them to harvest.