As Lao Mo Dad became more and more popular in Sidao Prison, the ensuing "side effects" also gave many bigwigs a headache.

Carmen used her expertise to replace two bottles of Old Daddy from a prisoner, and ate them all in three days in order to prevent them from being snatched by other prisoners.

After that, it was difficult to sit still, and I couldn't sleep at night.

And some prisoners who exchanged guns for their fathers were even more painful - chrysanthemums hurt hotly!

Moreover.

Prisoners who have eaten Lao Mo Dad for a long time, even if they do not have hemorrhoids, are particularly sad because of problems such as fire and dry chrysanthemums.

As a result, a strange phenomenon appeared in the Alcatraz Prison.

When the prisoners were eating, they were standing.

After pulling Xiang, it was like a big aunt, and her pants were full of blood.

"It's so painful! Who can save my chrysanthemum!! ”

"It's painful, but you can't live without Old Mo Dad...... What should I do!! God, save your lost child!! ”

"Who can save my chrysanthemum, I am willing to give everything I have!"

"Chrysanthemum remnants, wounds all over the ground......"

Just as the prisoners were wailing.

took his life to help his classmates come out, killed two drunken Chinese students, and accidentally sacrificed the second artifact - Ju Zhenshuang hemorrhoids cream!

Originally, everyone thought that such a serious hemorrhoid, how could a little plaster be useful.

But with the mentality that you won't get pregnant if you try it, you apply a little bit to the chrysanthemum......

"I'm a! After I applied some, I walked out of the room. No pain, no bleeding! I continued to use it, and on the fourth day, it still didn't hurt or bleed!

Is this true? If it's a dream, please don't wake me up!! ”

"I only know one thing, I will never be without this ointment in my life, and the Huaxia people have saved me again!"

"It's like your ass is smoking a mint cigarette, it's cold and fresh!

It's like a creamy gel for chrysanthemums, an ancient Asian magic that makes the evil ass giant (referring to hemorrhoids) unbearable for more than three days!! ”

"I don't know how many streets this magic ointment throws off those expensive rice medicines! It will heal you! It will make you be yourself again! You no longer need to think about writhing in your seat while eating to suppress the devil in your rectum; Or hesitate before pooping to be mentally prepared.

Now, it makes me dance in the toilet, waltz and proudly pull out last night's quesadilla with Old Daddy chili sauce...... And I'm not scared at all! ”

"Anyway, it really works, it heals you. It allowed me to be human again, instead of suffering and suffering.

Mi people, I'm sorry, this game is a complete win for the Chinese people.

Cool, refreshing, comforting ......"

"Like a cold and crisp winter breeze, passing through your chrysanthemums. This medicine is simply a miracle cure for hemorrhoids!! ”

"If you are tormented by chrysanthemums, this medicine is a gift from God!!"

Lose your marbles!

Everyone is crazy about this [Ju Zhenshuang Hemorrhoids Cream] that came out of nowhere!

No matter how much it costs, no matter what the cost, the prisoners are willing!

Old Mo Daddy Hot Sauce and Ju Zhen Shuang Hemorrhoid Cream have become indispensable things in Alcatraz Prison!

"No one knows when these two kinds of Huaxia goods began to run rampant in the Alcatraz Prison, and almost everyone is frantically collecting these two things, even if it is just an empty jar."

- Mark Dakai

"You never know what it means for Lao Mo Dad and Ju Zhenshuang, as long as you master the supply, you have a status and a little brother who is eager to go."

- Jess Lee

"Old Mo Daddy and Ju Zhenshuang are the two heavens of ice and fire, when you are addicted to it, Chrysanthemum is faintly painful, don't worry, the Chinese people also provide Ju Zhenshuang, I hate them, but whenever the night comes, seeing the kind eyes of Lao Mo Dad, my heart is as calm as being soothed."

- Bruce Moe

"Oh shit, this people is really loved and feared, he can see all your needs in detail, give solutions, and then you have to look at them from then on."

- Carmen Richie

"The Chinese never joke, once he smiles at you, you should pay the 'protection money'", if you don't know the Chinese people, you will have no place in prison.

—Federer Hinton

"They are too terrible, first give you Lao Mo Dad, wait for you to become addicted, get on fire, and then give Ju Zhenshuang, I can't do without Ju Zhenshuang now, you can't experience the pleasure of ice and fire, this is much more terrible than poison (harmony)."

- Jace Bond

At the moment when Ju Zhenshuang is used, the coolness rushes straight to the brain and the comfort of comfort and relief behind the body, which will cause the work efficiency of office workers to skyrocket, and the artist's muse will come immediately.

Some of them had been drug addicts until they were imprisoned.

After trying Chen Mo's Ju Zhenshuang hemorrhoids cream, he even quit poisoning!!

The former employees of the Alcatraz Prison, the prison guards, and even the deputy warden, all of whom were loyal fans of Lao Mo Dad and Ju Zhenshuang, often used their batons to cut through the iron bars of the cells to demand these items, and the prisoners understood it.

For the sake of a bottle of inferior Korean or even Thai smuggled chili, the prisoners can have fierce clashes and even bloodshed.

However, without Lao Mo Daddy and Ju Zhenshuang, you will not be able to move an inch in prison.

All transactions and services are carried out through Lao Mo Daddy and Ju Zhenshuang, if Lao Mo Daddy is gold, and Ju Zhenshuang is diamond.

It is the rule of the underworld. Everything is Money Talk. This is also the rule of the earthly world.

Half a month later.

Chen Mo has almost completely mastered the currency and economy of the Alcatraz Prison!

Even!

Because Chen Mo used the work vanishing charm, there is no longer any sale of these two things outside.

After learning the news.

Almost all the prisoners had only one reaction - they didn't want to leave Alcatraz Prison for the rest of their lives!!

They can't quit Old Mo Daddy and Ju Zhenshuang!

Without these two things, they would simply be worse off than dead!

And finally.

Chen Mo took advantage of the victory to chase after him, and once again let the "Huaxia Students" sacrifice the last artifact - SixGod!

Rokushin Flower Water!!

Alcatraz Prison is hot and humid all year round.

The prisoners were plagued by mosquito bites.

When the six gods appeared.

The prisoners were shocked again!!

There you have it!

Mom doesn't have to worry about me getting bitten by mosquitoes anymore!!

Moreover, the fragrance of the six gods is so intoxicating!

The inmates even affectionately called it "Floridaater"!

Translates to "Florida Water"!

Expressing affection for it and recognition of its high status.

Yellow Springs, once one of the kings of the four islands.

Before he was imprisoned, he was a perfume connoisseur, and even praised him in front of the prisoners:

"It's a cologne with magical properties, a subtle and pleasant scent that sparkles!"