37 Jokes
BGM: Joke (God before dawn)
"Speaking of which, you are so ruthless, and then I and my brother's trust in you actually drugged him to harm him. In that case, why send this guy to his death?"
"This is called temptation, do you understand temptation? If he is there, whether it is to kill your brother directly and bring it to me, or to remind me that I can't do anything, it is the best strategy to run away early. Moreover.. The magpie said, and the trees folded their hands together one year, "I also observe the sky on weekdays, and I know that this kid will have this calamity in his life." It is not entirely unreasonable for that man to take his life just now, the boy not only killed the girl and her concubine, but now she intends to murder her best friend, and now she has come to seek revenge from you, but it is only a matter of course. ”
"Cut, without your help, can this be done?" Lemon glanced at him disdainfully.
"Amitabha, I use God's life to guarantee that even if there is no help from me, she can still have an opportunity to seek revenge and finally come to the door, this is the reincarnation of heaven, the flow of cause and effect, the general trend, irreversible. ”
"Who is God?How much is his life worth to you?Looking at the way God is chattering, why don't you go to the shopping street next door to the school and set up a fortune-telling stall?"
“。。 Is this a popular way of swearing lately? How can I be told to tell fortunes when I see someone? As for God. That's what you don't know, God loves the world. ”
Magpie continued to pretend to be a god stick with a reverent face, but some speculations were confirmed in his heart.
"God is a god, and when he is mentioned, he has to say Amitabha. God loves the world, which means that God can die for me. ”
"Don't say it, don't say it, I can't say it, let's hurry up and complete the transaction, seriously, I can't last long. Lemon looked at Magpie earnestly.
"Wait, I still have something to explain, and if the situation really changes, don't be unpredictable. ”
Lemon impatiently motioned for him to continue. Damn bastards, rotten, scumbags, I'd like to see my brother a little longer.
After talking nonsense with Magpie, Lemon somehow felt better, and the original sadness was diluted by Magpie's gag.
"Do you know EVE?"
"I don't know. Lemon replied crisply.
"How do you know that the man bear who came to attack your brother and sister that night was a member of this organization. This group of people has been eyeing you for a long time, and they are really ill-intentioned, and their hearts can be punished. And later, if you want to modify the essence of my body, it is likely that there will be danger, and when the time comes. Magpie stretched out his hand and pointed to the puddle lying in the water, and since the other party was already flooded and could not be seen, he hurriedly dragged him out of the water and leaned against the wall, "Then we will probably become lambs to be slaughtered." ”
Lemon was a little speechless, "This rain is not my brother's, it was originally something from my brother, even if I can't control it freely, it won't hurt myself... As for the hidden dangers you mentioned, I can't move even if I stay where I am, so I can only rely on you to find a way. ”
"Then let's get started, there's nothing to think about. ”
"Huh, you said it was dangerous, didn't you have any preparation in advance?"
"Not at all. Magpie shook his head very shamefully, "Although the people of EVE seem to me to be all people with brain problems, it is undeniable that this group of outlaws still has some skills. I was just a step too late and was killed by you, and now I don't have the time or energy to create a second god. ”
"If you come, I will pretend not to hear you and find a way to forcibly kill her, just like WeChat wants to kill my brother, even you can't stop it. ”
"Okay, okay. I'm not talking about the point here, the point is that we need to take a gamble. ”
"Bet, bet what, bet those people won't take advantage of the fire?"
"It's a bet that they won't dare to come.,I said.,It's a very dangerous thing to help me modify the book.,I'm going to die myself.,Needless to say.,You and the people around you will be in danger.。 ”
"What about my brother?" Lemon frowned.
"I've thought about it a long time ago, and I'm going to take him out of danger. ”
"Who? I can't believe you. ”
Magpie took out a button-like little thing from his pocket, "Xiaoyi, come here, there is no danger anymore." ”
A minute later, Xiao Yi wore a pink "other side", staggered down from the sky, fell to the bottom of the pit, and suspended in mid-air to lift invisibility.
"Whew. Xiao Yi patted the flat plate's chest, and her heart palpitated, "It was so dangerous just now, I almost fell from the sky." ”
Xiao Yi got up with Magpie.
Magpie originally wanted to fly away with her, but as soon as he thought of EVE, he changed his mind and took her directly to watch the battle. When the two arrived, Ake happened to be being pinched and smashed on the ground by Yiai. Xiao Yi didn't recognize who the latter was, but she was still shocked, but she was inexplicably excited. Magpie himself went to check on the situation first, and told her to stay around and not run around.
"Huh... Who is this?" Xiao Yi saw the lemon floating in mid-air, and you yourself were older than each other, but you blushed first
"Let me introduce you to you, this is Lemon, our eldest sister, and your younger sister. ”
This is also nonsense, there is a group school in this city. It includes all grades, and basically teenagers or juniors who are about the same age are in the same year.
"Hello. I'm Xiaoyi. After Xiao Yi finished greeting, she suddenly mustered up the courage to ask, "May I ask you are a magpie." Who?" After speaking, I was worried in my heart, and I didn't dare to look at each other directly.
"Oh~?" Lemon smiled wickedly like a little devil when she heard this, "I, ah, uh-huh. Hehe, who are you?"
"I... I'm his girlfriend. Xiao Yi replied subconsciously, and after speaking, there was a lovely blush on her face.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the magpie on the side decisively strangled this inexplicable topic, "He is my mortal enemy, an enemy, and now he is half a trading partner." I'll tell you the truth, I've just been killed a dozen times by this brutal. ”
Xiao Yi turned around and looked at the magpie and found that it was intact, and the clothes on his body were not damaged, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't be kidding, aren't you good?"
Magpie looked at her with a strange look. The light in the pit is too dim, and the world is now gray, and people can only distinguish the original color of objects based on previous experience. When Xiao Yi came down, there was no embankment at his feet, and he was suspended in mid-air, and it was dark below, and normal people couldn't see what was inside.
Queqiang resisted the urge to let her go to the puddle of flesh and blood under her feet to find a hole of blood that scared her into tears, and instead wanted to pat her shoulder with a solemn face, but the embarrassing thing was that the anti-gravity membranes of the two collided together...
"Ahem. Magpie coughed, "Xiaoyi, I need you to do me a favor and send this guy to my base outside the city, you also stay there first, don't act rashly for the time being." ”
The magpie quickly touched the anti-gravity membrane and fell into a puddle, carrying Ark on his shoulder, and then levitated again into the air.
"Who is this?" The light was too dim, and the diameter of the pit was relatively narrow, Xiao Yi couldn't see who was carrying the magpie.
"This is our student council president, Lemon's brother. Don't worry, I'm in a coma when I open it, I can't wake up for a while, and I basically can't resist when I wake up. ”
Xiao Yi nodded seriously, "Understood." ”
Magpie looked at her, suddenly smiled gently, took out a sack out of nowhere, put Ark in it, and then handed it to Xiao Yi.
"That way you won't stain your clothes, and if you're tired of carrying it, you can put it directly on the bottom of the anti-gravity membrane. However, be careful to keep a balance when carrying things on the "other side", otherwise even if there is an emergency fall protection measure, your driving skills will be enough. ”
"Hmm. Hearing the words that seemed to be caring, Xiao Yi lowered her head and was very happy.
Lemon watched dryly from the sidelines, until Magpie sent Xiao Yi away, and the girl's figure disappeared into the sky, "How dare you put my brother in a sack! You inhuman thing! Sooner or later, I will strangle you for my brother." She threatened viciously, not at all ladylike.
"Ouch, hey, you're not happy that I sent him away, why don't you let him die here?"
Xiao Yi walked away, and the two of them were revealed in their original forms, and began to jump up and down and shout without grace. Magpie doesn't hide his shameless scum nature, and Lemon is not a master to mess with unless he is in front of his own brother.
"Hell knows if you're going to let your people do the dead!"
"Xiao Yi, I'm afraid she hasn't even killed an ant, how can you let her kill your brother? Even if he is seriously injured now, with his physique, he can be cured in two days, at least I don't think there is any problem with him resisting missiles. ”
“。。 This.. Lemon was a little speechless for a while, but he was unwilling to let go, and he had an idea, "What about the EVE of that Rausch?"
"Hahaha! Joke, do you know? Xiaoyi is different from your brother, she is the one who is destined to return, lucky EX, then called the chosen one, the protagonist's aura, do you understand?
"Yes. . . Is that so? Brother.. Brother he.。。 Lemon froze in place when she heard this, and did not immediately refute it, but looked uncharacteristically sad.
"My brother, his birth. It's not expected in the first place.。。 Oh, yes.. yes, it's all my fault, as long as he has me for a day, he will be cursed, and he will never be truly free. You're right, so I don't have to worry about it. ”
Lemon seemed to understand something, although she was still sad and bitter, but she also had a calm relief.
。。 What does this guy understand? I don't know what's right. Sure enough, you shouldn't talk nonsense.,Now this guy looks like he's enlightened.,If you go like this.,Become a Buddha on the ground.,I can't beg to die.。。。 No, wouldn't I have to die with it?!!