Chapter 2: Crossing the Kung Fu Panda (1)
"Round and fast",
Huo Yuan shouted loudly at a ball of plush in front of him.
A black and white head lifted up slightly, and whispered a few times.
Its two front paws gripped its distant foot, rubbing its head lightly against its body but remained motionless.
If you look closely, you will find that he has not even opened his eyes, and this set of actions is completely instinctive.
"You're lazier than a pig, look how fat you are."
Huo Yuanyuan gently pushed Yuanyuan a few times with his hand, shook his head and said with a sigh.
"It's really at that time, I don't know who gave it a name, it's too prescient, it's as fat as a ball, can it not be round?"
Huo Yuan looked at Yuanyuan, who was lying motionless, and muttered in his mouth.
"Knock, knock, knock."
Huo Yuan picked up the stainless steel basin placed next to him and knocked it up.
This is Huo Yuan's killer feature, only food can evoke the sleeping Yuanyuan.
With the sound of dongdong, the round ears trembled and trembled, and slowly the body began to recover.
A fluffy ball quickly stood up and quickly pounced on Huo Yuanyuan.
At the same time as Yuanyuan rushed over, Huo Yuanyuan was also prepared, and retreated like a leisurely walk.
didn't pounce on anyone, the round limbs slammed the whole body forward in the air, Huo Yuan jumped away from the direction that Yuanyuan rushed over, and added another force to Yuanyuan's back.
"Bang," the round body just fell on the mat, and his head plunged into the sink.
"It's like this more every time, and you don't have a long memory."
Huo Yuan looked away, "poof, poof, poof", and shook his head in Yuanyuan, who kept sneezing.
As he spoke, he quickly picked up the rag and rubbed it against his round head.
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"Smack... Smack...," the sound of a morning run sounded in the yard.
"Stand up and follow me."
Huo Yuanyuan looked at Yuanyuan who was standing opposite, and started to practice boxing by himself.
Yuan Yuan also stretched out his fluffy paws, and followed Huo Yuan's appearance and punched like a membrane.
After punching for a while, seeing that Yuanyuan was a little out of breath, Huo Yuanyuan helplessly picked up a pot of fruit and put it in front of Yuanyuan.
Yuan Yuan ate the fruit with relish, Huo Yuan picked up his clothes and walked back to his office.
I thought that Yuanyuan was eating now, and I watched last week's One Piece.
Yuanyuan, who was attacking the food, suddenly noticed a pair of small eyes in front of it, staring at it intently.
The frightened Yuanyuan jumped up to a tree beside him, lying on the fork of the tree at the top, staring motionless at the direction of his food, and his body trembled from time to time.
"Stay away, stay away."
"Go and see why your family is round and won't come down when you're lying on the tree."
"Circle down."
The fluffy head lifted slightly, looked at the circle of people below, and then turned his head to look at his food bowl, and found that those little eyes were still staring at him.
"Stay away from what's going on, won't Yuanyuan get sick, I see its body shaking badly,"
Huo Yuanyuan said to the people around him: "You all stand back, it may be a little scared of my family, I'll go over and take a look alone." ”
Huo Yuanyuan shouted far away: "Yuanyuan, don't be afraid of me." ”
While looking up at the circle on the tree, he slowly walked under the tree.
"Bell, bell, bell......."
There was the sound of a basin hitting the ground.
Yuanyuan, who was trembling in the tree, quickly raised his head just in time to see the owner of the pair of small eyes, who was running frantically.
"Why am I going to have such a big mouse here?"
"Stay away, stay away and be careful!"
The people around shouted.
"Be careful of what?"
Huo Yuan thought suspiciously.
"Yuanyuan, don't, don't."
I saw the round circle in the tree with his arms outstretched, and flew towards the distance.
"Ah, itchy, itchy."
Huo Yuanyuan shook his head, tried to open his eyes, his eyes were faintly painful from the dazzling strong light, and he immediately raised his hand to cover his eyes with his palm.
At this moment, I suddenly heard several cries ringing in my ears, "Mom, Mom, you're awake." ”
Yuan Yuan shouted as he stuck his head over and used his tongue to lick his face that was far away.
"Who! Who is calling mom again. ”
Could it be that this red panda screamed again, looking at the red panda in front of him, Huo Yuan thought suspiciously, and felt that his thoughts were really ridiculous, how could the panda speak.
"Mom, mom is me, I'm Yuanyuan."
The red panda on the opposite side tried to go, and Huo Yuan yelled.
"It's impossible for you to be round, my family is more than 300 pounds, how can it be your red panda."
Huo Yuanyuan said as he observed his surroundings.
"Where is this?"
I remember when I was in the panda breeding hall, I was pressed under me by a circle jumping from a tree, and the picture in front of me was pitch black, like a broken mirror full of fragments with pictures, and I kept falling down.
The eyes are starting to adjust to the light here, and it is not so harsh.
Huo Yuanyuan looked up and looked around, one side of his body was covered with tall trees, like a primeval forest, and the other side was the sea, and the dark blue water was boundless.
"Mom, you've slept for a few more days, and you don't play with Yuanyuan."
Yuan Yuan screamed as he pounced on Huo Yuan's face and wanted to lick Huo Yuanyuan's face.
"Mom!"
Huo looked at it suspiciously, and the red panda said, "What the hell is this, are you calling me?" ”
Huo Yuan said as he pushed away the red panda that pounced on him.
"Is this my hand?"
Huo Yuan looked at his young little hands, and thought to himself, could it be that the red panda in front of him is really as small and round as me, and it is impossible for us to become smaller!
Huo Yuan stood up with a blank face, the sand under his feet felt very soft when he stepped on it, and after turning around again, he looked at himself, it seems that I have really become smaller, and I feel that the objects around me are very huge.
Clenched his fists hard and felt that his fists were still so powerful, and he didn't become weak because he became smaller, no wonder he didn't feel smaller at first, although his body became smaller, he didn't feel that powerless at all, I don't know where this is and how I ended up here.
"Yuanyuan, how can you speak."
After confirming the fact that he had become smaller, Huo Yuan Yuan hurriedly asked Yuanyuan.
"Speak, mom, what is talking."
Yuanyuan's face was cute, looking at Huo Yuan.
"You don't keep saying it, I can understand what you're saying," Huo Yuan explained.
"No, Mom, that's what I've been calling since I was a child."
Yuan Yuan looked at Huo Yuan suspiciously.
"Okay, Yuanyuan is not allowed to call me mother anymore, I am a boy, how can you call me mother," Huo Yuanyuan said helplessly.
"Mom, you have fed me since I was a child, helped me bathe and comb my hair, isn't it my mother?
There aren't many mothers on TV. ”
In the past, Huo Yuanyuan often watched TV series together with Yuanyuan, and it seems that he also remembered some pictures, but he couldn't speak before
Huo Yuanyuan patted his head with his little hand and said, "Call big brother, call me big brother in the future, do you hear it." ”
Yuan Yuan stared at Huo Yuanyuan with his eyes and asked, "Big brother, why do you call it big brother, what does big brother mean." ”
"What does big brother mean, the boy who is older than you and more powerful than you, and who still takes care of you is the big brother, do you understand?
Tell mom to be careful that I hit you again," Huo Yuan explained helplessly.
"Alright!
Got it, big brother," Yuan Yuan said, bowing his head.
Just as Huo was far away from preaching to Yuanyuan, there was a loud cry in the forest.
"Chief, chief, where are you?"
As the cry approached, a giant beast scurried out of the forest.
Huo Yuan looked at the whole giant beast, with brown and yellow hair like a tiger, black horizontal stripes all over its body, a round head and short ears, strong and powerful limbs, and a thick and long tail.
Generally speaking, there is not much difference from the previous tiger, but the tiger in front of him does have a more huge body, and there are two canine teeth in its mouth, like a sharp sword, which is more similar to the ancient saber-toothed tiger of the earth.
Huo Yuanyuan grabbed the lower teeth in his mouth with his hand and exclaimed, "My God, I won't travel to the ancient period!" ”
"Yuanyuan, you stand back, big brother will protect you."
Although Huo Yuan was scared, he still stretched out his hand and protected Yuan Yuan behind him.
Huo Yuanyuan faced the saber-toothed tiger with one hand to protect Yuanyuan, and the other hand to protect him forward, his eyes fixed on the front and his feet began to slowly retreat.
At this moment, a gust of wind blew, and the black and white circle rushed up quickly.
"Yuanyuan, what danger are you doing!"
Seeing that it was Yuanyuan who rushed up, Huo Yuan shouted worriedly.
However, the glimpse that kept Huo away from the unexpected happened.
"What's it called?"
Yuan Yuan raised his little paw and slammed it into the saber-toothed tiger's head.
Huo Yuan was stunned for a moment, and his jaw was about to drop.
"What's the situation with me going here?"
Huo Yuan Yuan saw Yuanyuan's small body, and slammed at the saber-toothed tiger, not saying that Yuanyuan's strength was really not small, and the saber-toothed tiger retreated again and again.
"Chief, chief, I was wrong, I was wrong."
The saber-toothed tiger desperately admitted his mistake in his mouth, and his body was indeed beaten and kept retreating.
"Chief, don't fight, don't fight."
Hearing the saber-toothed tiger keep calling the leader, Yuanyuan originally enjoyed this title very much, but now he suddenly felt that this title was not as good as the eldest brother.
The more I thought about it, the more I yelled at the saber-toothed tiger: "Stop, don't call me the leader in the future, call me big brother instead, the leader is really ugly, it sounds good to have a big brother." ”
The saber-toothed tiger asked with a confused face: "Why does the leader call the eldest brother, what does the eldest brother mean." ”
Yuan Yuan looked at the saber-toothed tiger angrily and shouted: "In my hometown, the eldest brother is the leader, so many whys, what I say is what you hear?" ”
I can't see that the round head is not big, but the momentum is real.
In fact, Yuanyuan's heart is still a little weak, and he doesn't quite understand what the eldest brother means?
But Huo Yuan was so resolute that he let himself call him eldest brother, thinking that the title of eldest brother was good, and he sounded better than the leader.
Yuan Yuan asked impatiently: "Tell me, what made you come to me in such a hurry." ”
"Chief, no, no, it's Big Brother ......."
Seeing Yuanyuan's claws that had just been raised, the saber-toothed tiger hurriedly changed his words.
"Big brother, you just helped us get rid of the black eggs a few days ago, and they're back."
"Come back, just come back, what are you afraid of, come to me in such a hurry," Yuan Yuan looked at the saber-toothed tiger with disdain.
"Big brother, you don't know, this time the black egg came back very arrogantly, and snatched the territory back, and the black egg has become a monster, we can't beat it more, and we were defeated by it in three or two hits."
"Monster, hehe!
You guys are so useless.
I think you're too wasteful! ”
"No, you're not waste, I think waste is better than you, you're food at most, you didn't treat me like a monster a few days ago."
Yuan Yuan looked at the saber-toothed tiger with a smirk on his face, and shook his head helplessly.
"I'll talk to my eldest brother later, and I'll go with you."
"Big brother?
You little monster, and big brother!
Is it even more monster than you.......... ”
The saber-toothed tiger was still yelling at Yuanyuan just now, and the voice behind it began to diminish so much that it could almost be heard by itself.
"Big brother," Yuan Yuan said, Huo Yuanyuan called far away.
Huo Yuanyuan hurriedly asked: "Yuanyuan, what's going on, how can this saber-toothed tiger call you the leader." ”
"Big brother, we just arrived here the other day, and I was a little hungry and went to the other side of the forest to find food.
This stupid big man pounced out of the forest, and was ready to eat me, who thought that it was useless at all, and was beaten down by me with one palm.
Then he took me to their people to eat, and at last they recognized me as their leader."
"Is that so?
Round. ”
Huo Yuan was a little incomprehensible, thinking about Yuanyuan's words repeatedly in his heart, and slapped his ...... with one palm.
Looking at Yuanyuan, I really can't see that Yuanyuan, the red panda, has such a powerful strength.
"Big brother really," Yuan Yuan hurriedly said because he was afraid that Huo Yuan would not believe his words.
"I don't know what's going on, I think the animals here have a lot of strength and a lot of strength.
Even animals much bigger than me were so weak that I could knock them down with a single palm, and they lay down more before I could use much force. ”
Hearing Yuanyuan say this, Huo Yuanyuan felt a little incredible, and he didn't use his strength with a palm.
Could it be that this world has a different power system than ours.
I was still transformed by some unknown energy when I crossed over, and I thought to myself and looked at my little arms and legs.
At this time, the saber-toothed tiger approached Yuanyuan and said: "Big brother, who is he, it seems that you are very afraid of him, I have seen such animals very weak, occasionally come from the sea, where to stay on the beach for a few days, walk more and dare not approach the forest." ”
"One time one of these animals approached the forest, and I didn't know what I wanted to do, so I pounced on it and pushed it." The saber-toothed tiger said as he made a pounce motion.
"I didn't expect the animal to fly far away, and when I got up, I ran out of the sea, and I was hungry for days, and I didn't see any weaker animal than them," said the saber-toothed tiger, patting himself on the stomach.