Chapter 802: Wedding Becomes Funeral?
The sailors are also mad!
"And this spicy chicken family?"
"This woman is still waiting for the New Year if she doesn't break up?"
"To tell you the truth, what I hate the most is the Huaxia wedding. The thief is annoying! ”
"This is no longer a trouble, this is Hongguoguo's bully!"
"The bride doesn't help you either? Still letting your own garbage relatives mess around? ”
"It is estimated that it is not a good thing for a woman who can make so many unreasonable demands before!"
"King Hang, please don't pour poisonous chicken soup this time, I'm already angry."
“……”
Xu Aocai said decadently: "Hanging King, what do you say I dare to do now?"
I really don't know who to talk to about it.
It's so painful!
Do you think I should endure it and persuade with kind words? ”
"I advise you to be spicy and !! a big-headed ghost"
Chen Mo couldn't help it, and scolded directly:
"Is it a man?
It's a man, just go over and slap those garbage relatives twice!
How many marriages are there to get married!! ”
Xu Aocai was caught off guard by the sudden scolding.
He hesitated, "But ......"
Chen Mo took a deep breath:
"Let me tell you the stories of a few people I know.
It's not a joke, it's not a poisonous chicken soup, it's a real thing.
After listening, you can make your own decision. ”
Xu Aocai nodded: "Okay, you can talk about it." ”
Sound Immersion Skill On!
Chen Mo said in a very inflammatory tone:
"First of all, this is not a joke, it is a real thing.
A friend of mine got married and went to pick us up.
He and the man's relatives waited at home, but when they arrived at the woman's house, they did not let us in.
I have to take out another 5,000 yuan worth of jewelry as a family fee.
No way!
At that time, a few of us guys had just over 2,000 of them.
When he called the groom, he said that he would pick up the person first, and then give it, or directly transfer the card to the account of the woman's relatives.
As a result, people disagreed, and they had to make ready-made jewelry.
This made my friend so angry that he yelled at us on the phone and didn't answer.
Let all the floats go back to the hotel, this time it will be all when he treats all his relatives and friends to dinner.
Without saying a word, we turned around and left.
As a result, at 11 o'clock at noon, the woman called to ask what the situation was, why she didn't answer again.
This buddy said bluntly that you love to tie the knot or not, Lao Tzu should invite my buddies to rub it this time.
10 minutes before 12 o'clock, the bride came to the hotel wearing a wedding dress. ”
In the minds of the people.
Immediately, there was a domineering Sina, in order not to be angry with his brother, and in order not to be tricked, a domineering refusal.
Immediately afterwards, there was a scene of a dusty bride apologizing in the hotel.
"Cool !!"
"That's what you should do with this kind of person!"
"Damn, kick your nose in the face, do you really think of yourself as a thing?"
"Well deserved!"
"What a man wants is face, slapping a man's face like this in front of his friends, or the wedding scene, which man can stand it?"
"Don't open the house for three days! This woman is underwhelmed! ”
"Upstairs, do you have any reason to hit a woman? Scumbag! ”
"If you treat me well, I will naturally not beat you, but I will spend my life to take care of you.
But you've done this to me, making me and my friends lose face, and you still expect me to get used to you and spoil you? ”
“……”
The barrage was hotly discussed.
And Xu Aocai was silent.
Obviously thinking about something.
Chen Mo continued:
"There's one more.
When a friend of mine got married.
The other party blocked the door and asked him to kneel at the door to learn the dog bark before letting him in, and the discussion was unsuccessful, my friend really barked.
But after calling it, he was not allowed to enter the man's side, and he became angry, so he went back directly.
After an hour, the woman's side called to ask the man's father, but he directly refused, saying that he should go directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to see him.
Divorce.
The certificate has been obtained before the wedding. ”
As soon as this real story came out, the barrage exploded again!
"it!"
"This Nima!"
"What do you think about letting my husband learn to bark a dog? Shouldn't the big day be a happy day for both parties? What good is it for yourself to let her husband have no dignity? ”
"The content causes extreme comfort, and the departure is good!"
"All the nonsense is acquiesced in by the bride.
If her family allows others to bully her husband, this kind of woman is not much better. ”
"That's right! But any woman who is a little sensible will not allow others to make such a fool of herself at her wedding! ”
Xu Aocai: "......"
He was still hesitating, but seemed to be a little shaken.
Chen Mo said again:
"When I accompanied my brother to pick up relatives, I went directly to the iron pestle under the anti-theft door, and when the woman's family saw it, she quickly opened the door.
No shoes were found, the bride refused to go out, and almost carried the bed out, and the brothers had already begun to smash the door frame.
That scene almost scared the bride into tears. ”
Originally a serious style of painting.。
When it came to this real story, it suddenly changed.
In everyone's mind, there is a scene of a group of reckless men smashing the security door.
The bride was scared.
The water friends were instantly happy.
“6666666!”
"This gang of Tiger 13, I like it!"
"That's right, be simple and rude, if you don't come out, I'll carry you out!"
"It's all my people, and it's still inked Dingding!"
"Laughing to death, I saw the bride's shoes flying!"
"This is very joyful!"
Chen Mo: "Xiao Xu, don't you think you should find someone to dismantle the security door?" ”
Xu Aocai: "No, hang the king, that door is a hotel, it's too expensive, and I can't afford to open it." ”
Chen Mo: "......"
Qin Benxi: "......"
All sailors: "......"
Are you really thinking about breaking down the door?
Chen Mo continued:
"I'll tell you the last one.
Attend one wedding at a time.
It is also the bride Najo (referring to pretending to be embarrassed to raise her value).
Sina's father knelt down, begging there not to make trouble.
Sina saw it and was directly angry.
Not married!
The bride was dumbfounded, and no one could persuade her.
In the end, I left.
It is said that the bride is still single.
knows all of her troubles, no one dares to marry like this. ”
With Chen Mo's speech.
In front of everyone's eyes, a gray-haired old man appeared again, kneeling on the ground and begging for the bride.
and the picture that the bride regretted later.
The water friends are all angry, and their lungs are about to explode!
"Paralyzed, who dares to make my father kneel, I can turn the wedding into a funeral!"
"That's what I thought too!"
'Agreed!'
"+1 in approval!"
"Approve +10086!"
"Damn, I can be wronged, my parents are wronged, roll Nima!!"
"You made my father make a fool of me, and I asked your parents to give you points!"
"The one who is upstairs is the grave, not the one who divides it...... I don't know, I thought she asked her parents to help her beat the king......"
"Poofha...... The building is crooked! ”
(PS: Tomorrow will start the explosion!) Guaranteed five more! For every reward of a helmsman, add a change! It's just one day, the old irons, please, give a reward to explode!! )